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I tried explaining how to use a flow chart for decision making and I thought it was working. Turns out he was still fliping a coil at each option so that was a waste of time.
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Feb 3, 2022 00:26
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loving Calendar Man going all out. Would someone please let him know it's not a real holiday today?
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Feb 3, 2022 01:35
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Admiralty Flag posted:loving Calendar Man going all out. Would someone please let him know it's not a real holiday today? I've got some bad news for you
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Feb 3, 2022 04:41
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*shivering, trying to sleep under a sheet at the doors of a long-closed bakery* *hears heavy steps* Frankie, that you? Ole Frank-O! Mikey! It's me Mikey, we did those jobs down at the impound, membah? Maaaaaaannnnnn. I got ridded of cause I was takin gas, man. I ain't had that clown gas in almost two days now, tell me ya got some, please tell me ya got some Mr. Frankster! We go back!
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Feb 3, 2022 04:41
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love that joker offers a better benefit package than working for the city
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Feb 3, 2022 05:06
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He got bored of regular holidays a while back, last I heard he got up to poo poo on Talk Like A Pirate Day. It's scary as gently caress when they learn. Maybe it's a loophole. Wait, it's Groundhog Day AND Hedgehog Day? I remember this guy I worked for a bit when I was in the army, he ain't gonna like that. He doesn't like anything much, though. Crazy fucker for real hush black ops, I supppose that's whatcha get when the feds try giving the crazies a paycheck. Dunno what happened to him, maybe he's just back on the black ops. Big on all that drone warfare poo poo.
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Feb 3, 2022 05:23
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Girls and women in sports day AND national sled dog day? Every single huskie bitch has her birthday on Christmas, huh.
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Feb 3, 2022 07:34
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Hey. I heard there's a new outfit in town. Their boss - get this - only does crimes in the middle of the day, and Batman is helpless to stop them.Nooner posted:Checkout this badass kryptonite i just picked up hell yeah going to gently caress up that bat bitch Whoa, wait a minute. That was him! Whoa, what an honor.
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Feb 3, 2022 08:34
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So it's Friday (payday!) I was on the road to the old amusement park to pick up payroll when the Bat goes screaming by in his armor tank car and pulls into the parking lot. Maybe I saw nothing, it's my day off... Few minutes later he's throwing the boss into the car and takes off. Now I'm going to have to explain to the landlady why I'm late on rent again. This is why Joker should let us sign up for direct deposit. Ugh!
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Feb 3, 2022 10:46
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Great, now Calendar Man is cackling about "28 days of terror" and "sticking it to Whitey". Just two years ago this dude was telling us that MLK Jr.'s birthday "may be a Federal holiday but wasn't a traditional day of celebration" and there was no crime scheduled. So maybe he's become a little woke. Good for him. Then I find out Calendar Man's been dropping money on NFTs like there's no tomorrow, he's flat broke, and every crime planned during Black History Month is just a cash grab. I almost want to drop a dime on him for this. I mean, you don't see any minority faces on this crew, do you? I feel dirty.
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Feb 3, 2022 17:08
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Remember how a few of us joined that somewhat sketchy sounding national union of 'costumed minions' but it was better than nothing? Yesterday we had a new guy. Robin was at the meeting front row in full costume. The guy who broke my nose and arm in four places wants us to picket with him. After we heard how the bat treats him we agreed. What the gently caress is going on.
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Feb 3, 2022 18:43
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Argh, Scarecrow will not shut the hell up. All he does is sit on the Gotham wide PA system and drone on and on about how I’m a failure and the city is soon to be doomed, he’s been doing it literally all day.
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Feb 3, 2022 19:06
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Tunicate posted:Argh, Scarecrow will not shut the hell up. All he does is sit on the Gotham wide PA system and drone on and on about how I’m a failure and the city is soon to be doomed, he’s been doing it literally all day. He's making some good points
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Feb 3, 2022 19:07
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guys, just aim for the big yellow target on batman's chest! the rest of his costume is dark, i gots a good feeling about this!
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Feb 3, 2022 19:24
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Why doesn't the Scarecrow just sell off his fear gas to the military? They would love this poo poo, I once took a huff on a dare and I was hallucinating that I was beating myself with a whip. When I came around everyone else was dead.
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Feb 3, 2022 19:38
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Outrail posted:Remember how a few of us joined that somewhat sketchy sounding national union of 'costumed minions' but it was better than nothing? I'm proud of yuh. Unions aren't social clubs where yuh kick people out becawze yuh have disagreements wit' dem. Yuh with me? It's about class solidarity. Ya' dig?
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Feb 4, 2022 00:52
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hwy use gueys srry BAT man hetr mI hde bad bad hard 2 the oughts had 2 ttpe
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Feb 4, 2022 04:54
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Oh no louies got a case of da bat brains,i tell you it’s criminal how batman gets away wit dis. Not a killa my rear end!
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Feb 4, 2022 20:11
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Thought I heard something, but four seconds of walking in the direction of the sound didn’t reveal anything. Back to my post.
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Feb 4, 2022 20:58
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poisonpill posted:Thought I heard something, but four seconds of walking in the direction of the sound didn’t reveal anything. Back to my post. ITT we are thugs working for Liquid Snake
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Feb 4, 2022 21:29
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You wanna talk about villains? Well I signed on with Dr.Freeze through a temp agency, and would you believe they're charging him fuckin fifty bucks an hour for me!? While I get like ten, with no overtime! There's your fuckin villain i tell ya. But does the bat ever crash through the skylight and bust up HR? I think not.
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Feb 4, 2022 23:31
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prophet45 posted:You wanna talk about villains? Lol I got a job offer from that temp HR group. No way man I work for villains not monsters.
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Feb 4, 2022 23:36
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So I dunno if you heard, but Big Tony got kicked in the face by the Bat and it left a mark. No, I mean it literally left a mark, his boot sole imprinted on Big Tony's cheek. Looks like Big Tony's ideas about going straight ain't gonna happen. Who'll hire some mook with a face like that? The craziest thing is that Batman's boots have little bats worked into the treads. Don't believe me? Look at Big Tony's face. Trust me, he ain't gonna say nothin', 'specially with his jaw wired shut. I gotta say this for the man: he sure likes the look of his brand. Wonder where he gets them made.
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Feb 4, 2022 23:38
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Da boss says Catwoman told him that when the Batfreak hosed her, he wore a glow in the dark condom with a pattern of little black bats on it. And then he wanted to stick a bat-shaped vibrator up her rear end. That's when she told him to beat it. Batfreak should be loving locked up in Arkham Asylum.
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Feb 6, 2022 23:27
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BigBadSteve posted:Da boss says Catwoman told him that when the Batfreak hosed her, he wore a glow in the dark condom with a pattern of little black bats on it. That's just good branding.
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BigBadSteve posted:Da boss says Catwoman told him that when the Batfreak hosed her, he wore a glow in the dark condom with a pattern of little black bats on it. I was figured she was a prude.
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Feb 6, 2022 23:52
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I swear to God you guys, I signed up to work with Poison Ivy and she jerked me off. She just kept talking about "needing seed" and it made me really uncomfortable. You gotta believe me.
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Feb 7, 2022 00:00
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Trollologist posted:I swear to God you guys, I signed up to work with Poison Ivy and she jerked me off. She just kept talking about "needing seed" and it made me really uncomfortable. Is she hiring?
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so i told the joker i had to have the day off for my niece's birthday but i really went to the gotham knights game! the next day he even gave me this really elaborately wrapped box to give to her! said " i hope this gift doesn't BOMB" and then laughed for three straight minutes. i'm gonna take the tag off and tell her it's from me!
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Feb 7, 2022 05:50
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Went on a date the other night and she was like oh my gawd are you the joker because look at that clown dick. I was crushed I tells ya.
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Feb 7, 2022 05:54
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it took my hands. whatever that thing is that solomon grundy keeps in the back room, it took my hands and that pale fucker just laughed and laughed as he watched me bleed.
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The Voice of Labor posted:it took my hands. whatever that thing is that solomon grundy keeps in the back room, it took my hands and that pale fucker just laughed and laughed as he watched me bleed. grundy doesn't have thugs, not smart enough to figure out payroll this is why you've got to get your jobs through the union, they vet the villains god drat scabs
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Feb 7, 2022 15:48
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It's a good day for Grundy if he can even speak in sentences, I mean he's a freakin' zombie. Half the time someone like the Penguin or Two-Face has got 'im literally chained up in the basement and lets 'im go when they need muscle. I think he comes back a bit different every time he goes down and someone tosses him back in the swamp. Bright side is, he's so hard to take down on purpose that he barely cares if you shoot him on accident. Let 'im go ahead and soak up the bullets, even keeps the Bat occupied while the livin' and thinkin' can get to work.
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Went on a date the other night and she was like oh my gawd are you the joker because look at that clown dick. Was she wearing Harley fangirl bullshit? Coz that might not have been the crushing put down you thought it was.
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The Voice of Labor posted:it took my hands. whatever that thing is that solomon grundy keeps in the back room, it took my hands and that pale fucker just laughed and laughed as he watched me bleed.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:It's a good day for Grundy if he can even speak in sentences, I mean he's a freakin' zombie. you know this is offensive to frankenstein and that arcane fellow who is also a frankenstein
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ya knows youse guys, growing up poor, surly and easily distracted by the sound of thrown objects, I didn't have a lotta friends, hell even my ma didn't like me all that much. but with youse guys I feel like I've finally found somewheres I belong
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*examining the Bat-a-rang that knocked me out* Woah this is made of adamantium. This thing's worth like 5000 Simoleans. You'd have to be a billionaire to just throw these things away.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:*examining the Bat-a-rang that knocked me out* Course what really sells is the cuffs. I can give you a grand cash for a set of those babies. Got a whole list a perverts and porn stars looking for genuine bat cuffs. Splicer fucked around with this message at 01:46 on Feb 8, 2022 |
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