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Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

at countries that call their administrative regions "states" when those regions aren't pretending to be semi-autonomously-governed sovereign nations

# ? Feb 4, 2022 16:53

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# ? May 28, 2024 01:46

impossiboobs: Oct 2, 2006

For Ontario, you can plot Windsor to Kenora and it's about a 24 hour drive. Kenora is only about halfway up the province, but you can't really drive to the Northernmost parts because there aren't actual roads to get to most of it. The communities on the James Bay coast are basically all fly-in/fly-out, except for the ones that are only accessible in the winter by ice roads.

# ? Feb 4, 2022 16:54

LordSaturn: Aug 12, 2007; sadly unfunny

all that space and you're loving full lmao couldn't be me

# ? Feb 4, 2022 16:54

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

# ? Feb 4, 2022 16:56

Mega Comrade: Apr 22, 2004; Listen buddy, we all got problems!

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

Aussie has:
- More space, even if most of it is desert
- Better weather
- A national character that isn't entirely focused on licking the boots of minor nobility
- More wildlife that might kill you, thus releasing you from this hellish existence

- We have plenty of space, every just crams into London for some god knows what reason.
- Better weather is nice, but you also have the highest prevalence of skin cancer in the world...sooooooo
- You do have some wonderful wildlife, but you also seem to really want to kill it with climate change.
- You mean this Nobility?

Mega Comrade has a new favorite as of 17:20 on Feb 4, 2022

# ? Feb 4, 2022 17:10

Antigravitas: Dec 8, 2019; Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

# ? Feb 4, 2022 17:12

Empty Sandwich: Apr 22, 2008; goatse mugs

# ? Feb 4, 2022 17:19

freeedr: Feb 21, 2005

https://i.imgur.com/uBjAWja.mp4

# ? Feb 4, 2022 17:32

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Whispering "oh noooo..." at that video one second in

# ? Feb 4, 2022 17:38

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Mega Comrade posted:

- We have plenty of space, every just crams into London for some god knows what reason.
- Better weather is nice, but you also have the highest prevalence of skin cancer in the world...sooooooo
- You do have some wonderful wildlife, but you also seem to really want to kill it with climate change.
- You mean this Nobility?

I'm not Australian, but I am a non-brit living in London, and my opinion on Britain has steadily declined over the past few years. It's a rainy island still drunk from last night's imperialism and its voters are by nature bootlicking fascists that would gleefully support death camps if they were rebranded as work placement centres for benefit scroungers and travellers.

But that's not a meme so here :

# ? Feb 4, 2022 17:44

Ballbot5000: Dec 13, 2008; Fabricati diem, pvnc.

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

I'm not Australian, but I am a non-brit living in London, and my opinion on Britain has steadily declined over the past few years. It's a rainy island still drunk from last night's imperialism and its voters are by nature bootlicking fascists that would gleefully support death camps if they were rebranded as work placement centres for benefit scroungers and travellers.

But that's not a meme so here :

Lotta unkindness to our fair isle there. Islands full of cunts but so's everywhere :shrug:

# ? Feb 4, 2022 17:52

Brewmaster: Dec 10, 2007; Hi! I'm awkward.

I learned in school that the United States of America was created by Jesus and is perfect in every way. The rest of the world is BAD and hates freedom.

God Bless the United States of America.

# ? Feb 4, 2022 18:02

FreudianSlippers: Apr 12, 2010; Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Jihad Joe posted:

Lotta unkindness to our fair isle there. Islands full of cunts but so's everywhere

Most places are full of cunts but not a lot of places spent a few centuries imposing their cuntiness on others on a global scale.

# ? Feb 4, 2022 18:06

Large Testicles: Jun 1, 2020; [ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Lets just all admit that anywhere that was started by the British can go gently caress itself. England, US, Australia, all poo poo rear end loving places.

# ? Feb 4, 2022 18:12

kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

Large Testicles posted:

Lets just all admit that anywhere that was started by the British can go gently caress itself. England, US, Australia, all poo poo rear end loving places.

This is written in English.

checkmate

# ? Feb 4, 2022 18:15

Large Testicles: Jun 1, 2020; [ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

kazil posted:

This is written in English.

checkmate

counterpoint, i'm a poo poo rear end person

# ? Feb 4, 2022 18:17

Ballbot5000: Dec 13, 2008; Fabricati diem, pvnc.

FreudianSlippers posted:

Most places are full of cunts but not a lot of places spent a few centuries imposing their cuntiness on others on a global scale.

Yeah, guess it's time to go rip on contemporary Germans for warcrimes welp

# ? Feb 4, 2022 18:20

Regarde Aduck: Oct 19, 2012; c l o u d k i t t e n; Grimey Drawer

FreudianSlippers posted:

Most places are full of cunts but not a lot of places spent a few centuries imposing their cuntiness on others on a global scale.

only because they couldn't

how naive are you?

# ? Feb 4, 2022 18:28

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

Most places are full of humans, this is the problem

For clarification: it is the humans, that are the problem

# ? Feb 4, 2022 18:48

Mega Comrade: Apr 22, 2004; Listen buddy, we all got problems!

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

I'm not Australian, but I am a non-brit living in London, and my opinion on Britain has steadily declined over the past few years. It's a rainy island still drunk from last night's imperialism and its voters are by nature bootlicking fascists that would gleefully support death camps if they were rebranded as work placement centres for benefit scroungers and travellers.

But that's not a meme so here :

My argument isn't the UK is good. Just that Australia is worse.

# ? Feb 4, 2022 18:51

Mega Comrade: Apr 22, 2004; Listen buddy, we all got problems!

Large Testicles posted:

Lets just all admit that anywhere that was started by the British can go gently caress itself. England, US, Australia, all poo poo rear end loving places.

New Zealand seems OK recently.

# ? Feb 4, 2022 18:51

kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

You think New Zealand is real?

# ? Feb 4, 2022 18:55

staberind: Feb 20, 2008; but i dont wanna be a spaceship; Fun Shoe

Bug Squash posted:

This does over look that getting people on the moon is an order of magnitude more challenging. The Soviets had a big rocket that let them snap up a collection of firsts that could be achieved with just that launch system, but were unable to build upon that since there was no way they could fit a lunar lander onto it.

Uhhh, d'ye know that woosh sound? commonly asscociated with rocketry?

# ? Feb 4, 2022 18:55

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

kazil posted:

You think New Zealand is real?

Let me show you on this map

# ? Feb 4, 2022 19:05

FreudianSlippers: Apr 12, 2010; Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Jihad Joe posted:

Yeah, guess it's time to go rip on contemporary Germans for warcrimes welp

I agree that it would be nice to see former (and current) British subjects invade and partition Britain and make them pay reparations for colonialism but I don't think it's likely.

We'll have to settle for Brexit being punishment enough.

# ? Feb 4, 2022 19:09

Guillermus: Dec 28, 2009

Zzulu posted:

Most places are full of humans, this is the problem

For clarification: it is the humans, that are the problem

# ? Feb 4, 2022 19:09

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

# ? Feb 4, 2022 19:20

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

Zzulu posted:

Most places are full of humans, this is the problem

For clarification: it is the humans, that are the problem

We need like 90% less of them

# ? Feb 4, 2022 19:21

Whybird: Aug 2, 2009; Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar; Nap Ghost

90s Cringe Rock posted:

Gotta get that bio-metal. If they didn't go to the moon, who destroyed the American base there?

I just want you to know that I appreciated this reference.

# ? Feb 4, 2022 19:25

Whybird: Aug 2, 2009; Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar; Nap Ghost

Jihad Joe posted:

Yeah, guess it's time to go rip on contemporary Germans for warcrimes welp

There's an important difference between English historical warcrimes and German historical warcrimes, in that the Germans aren't voting Hitler into their list of top 10 Germans and putting Hitler's face on their £5 banknotes and electing politicians based on how much they quote Hitler's speeches.

# ? Feb 4, 2022 19:30

Mega Comrade: Apr 22, 2004; Listen buddy, we all got problems!

Whybird posted:

There's an important difference between English historical warcrimes and German historical warcrimes, in that the Germans aren't voting Hitler into their list of top 10 Germans and putting Hitler's face on their £5 banknotes and electing politicians based on how much they quote Hitler's speeches.

You could argue most of Europe is guilty of that. Seems you have to lose a major war and be forced to confront your past shittyness. Although then there is Japan...

# ? Feb 4, 2022 19:40

Benny Harvey: Nov 24, 2012

sarcastx posted:

I sure do get a kick out of Texans boasting about the status of their state as the second largest in the US, like, bicch there are only two* Australian states that are smaller than Texas and none of them have Greg Abbott at the helm.

Mess with Texas - the heartland of Dipshit America, at every opportunity.

_{*the ACT - wholly consumed by the superior state of New South Wales, does not count}

e: I, too, can plot a ridiculously long journey from a point in one state to the next state over

What about Tazza?

Whybird posted:

There's an important difference between English historical warcrimes and German historical warcrimes, in that the Germans aren't voting Hitler into their list of top 10 Germans and putting Hitler's face on their £5 banknotes and electing politicians based on how much they quote Hitler's speeches.

Germans go about their sense of superiority in a subtler way. Though if they're comparing themselves to the English I guess it's warranted.

Mega Comrade posted:

You could argue most of Europe is guilty of that. Seems you have to lose a major war and be forced to confront your past shittyness. Although then there is Japan...

The US specifically avoided removing the emporer. Something to do with preventing communism probably.

# ? Feb 4, 2022 19:45

Space Cadet Omoly: Jan 15, 2014; ~Groovy~

staberind posted:

I'll admit that I did mention trains during an argum.. discussion about the space race, after some wee child said "America won the space race cos it got to the moon first".