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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

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Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012

TIP posted:

I have been really wanting to buy cigarettes

quit a while ago but occasionally smoke when I'm drinking with friends

but goddamn for like 3 weeks I've been fighting the constant urge to go buy a pack

get yourself a tweed jacket with leather elbow patches and smoke fancy aged blended pipe tobacco, it'll be such an effort you might just quit!

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
or cosplay as johnny fiveaces everytime you smoke

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
Finally my car fetish and avatar fetish are one.

https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPdkAPG9J/

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006


https://i.imgur.com/mN8QYns.mp4

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

This thread is monster girl turf but I will grant an exemption for this furry because he is a sniper.

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012

Waterbed Wendy posted:

Finally my car fetish and avatar fetish are one.

https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPdkAPG9J/

p sure the interview with the designer was like yeah we watched avatar for work and made this

also steering knob

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Waterbed Wendy posted:

Finally my car fetish and avatar fetish are one.

https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPdkAPG9J/

That thing will never be street legal. Will look nice in someones garage however.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



just spent an hour trying to log into my ISP account

my card expired and I had to login to pay, but for some reason when I moved to this house they set up a new account under the same email and phone number

so everytime I tried to access my account or reset the logins it just took me into the old one :bang:

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



I did eventually find a way to reset things that by pure luck actually connected me to my old account

but it was a real struggle to give these people my money

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
im awake. i kept extending my nap but im done now

i don't nap often but i have the heat turned up and Bonesaw came in and just collapsed on me and i couldn't stay awake :q:

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting

AARD VARKMAN posted:

im awake. i kept extending my nap but im done now

i don't nap often but i have the heat turned up and Bonesaw came in and just collapsed on me and i couldn't stay awake :q:

i got you for THREE MINUTES

three minutes of.. naptime...

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
gently caress!! i drank coffee now i gotta take a piss again after i just took a piss

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Booty Pageant posted:

gently caress!! i drank coffee now i gotta take a piss again after i just took a piss

I'm thinking about cracking it's open a monster ULTRA ZERO

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
when i get to drinking those seltzers i like so much i have to piss every 20 minutes LIKE A BOSS

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



I hope everyone is having a nice Friday. :)

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Doc Fission posted:

I hope everyone is having a nice Friday. :)

It's going swimmingly over here, how is your Friday going Doc Fission

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Doc Fission posted:

I hope everyone is having a nice Friday. :)

I AM INCREDIBLY STRESSED

I really hate negotiating with people :barf:

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


boutta get stoned

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

TIP posted:

I AM INCREDIBLY STRESSED

I really hate negotiating with people :barf:

I'll do your negotiating for you. I'm an expert negotiater and will take as little as 5%. Okay, 1%. Fine I'll pay you please PLEASE

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



AARD VARKMAN posted:

It's going swimmingly over here, how is your Friday going Doc Fission

It's going alright. I'm in the middle of a major depressive episode so I haven't been eating or looking after myself very well but I think I will be able to dig myself out. I have ordered a burger and fries and a cookie and I will see a beloved friend later tonight. Thank you for asking!!!


TIP posted:

I AM INCREDIBLY STRESSED

I really hate negotiating with people :barf:

Whomst are you negotiating with???

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Is the burger a vegan burger ? Lemon pepper vegan burger wings?

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012

TIP posted:

I AM INCREDIBLY STRESSED

I really hate negotiating with people :barf:

remember this, just stare them in the eye and insistently ask to give them a handjob

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Doc Fission posted:

Whomst are you negotiating with???

it's kind of :ssh: until we're done working things out

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



but I mean, I can tell you I run a small indie videogame company and it's related to that

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

TIP posted:

I AM INCREDIBLY STRESSED

I really hate negotiating with people :barf:

I think the standard negotiating strategy is "start high."


So get really wasted right before the meeting.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
let's just say next tyear they're doing a reshoot of this cover with tip added

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

TIP posted:

but I mean, I can tell you I run a small indie videogame company and it's related to that

TIP = Bungie?


:dogstare:

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


BONER X posted:

boutta get stoned

Please don't make yourself sick.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



ok this pisses me off



my cats never cooked me anything

nodebit
Apr 23, 2016

Creepin' like a Creeper, Creepin' like a Creeper

Doc Fission posted:

I hope everyone is having a nice Friday. :)

Hey you know what thanks I really needed this

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012

TIP posted:

but I mean, I can tell you I run a small indie videogame company and it's related to that

ok you're to have to up the ante by showing them slides of your plans of aggressive micro nft transations and the billions of dollars you're gonna make while giving the exec a blowjob, if it's the ceo just bend right over

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Everyone have a relaxing night. Wrapping up for a while and going to go do some shopping for my cheat Friday. Thinking pizza


I hope everyone has a great weekend. You deserve it.

PITTSBURGH GLUE FORTUNE
Sep 24, 2002



Doc Fission posted:

I hope everyone is having a nice Friday. :)

Three (3) people complimented my jacket and hair tonight. The one lady said it was perfect. I'm flyin high.


And I'm in a good mood too!

EDIT: Also a left justified boy. Watch your back. All's I'm sayin.

PITTSBURGH GLUE FORTUNE fucked around with this message at 01:12 on Feb 5, 2022

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

Meme Poker Party posted:

This thread is monster girl turf but I will grant an exemption for this furry because he is a sniper.

As you've overheard on the anime-furry JTF comms, that's considered a hit and you should probably relocate off that knoll as you're silhouetting against the white background

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



I need distraction this weekend

messaged a friend about hanging this weekend and he's gonna be out of town

now I'm trying to decide whether I'm going to try anybody else

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Booty Pageant posted:

ok you're to have to up the ante by showing them slides of your plans of aggressive micro nft transations and the billions of dollars you're gonna make while giving the exec a blowjob, if it's the ceo just bend right over

you have no idea how many times I've had to shoot down integrating NFTs into our game

PITTSBURGH GLUE FORTUNE
Sep 24, 2002



I just got some vegan wings from a place I've never had before and friends, let me tell you. They were delicious. I saved some to have for lunch tomorrow!

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



AARD VARKMAN posted:

Is the burger a vegan burger ? Lemon pepper vegan burger wings?

it's a bacon cheeseburger i needed protein in my flimsy body

PITTSBURGH GLUE FORTUNE posted:

Three (3) people complimented my jacket and hair tonight. The one lady said it was perfect. I'm flyin high.


And I'm in a good mood too!

EDIT: Also a left justified boy. Watch your back. All's I'm sayin.

pics


nodebit posted:

Hey you know what thanks I really needed this

:shobon:

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
a buddy pinged me so we're watching food videos on youtube now :cheersdoge:

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