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bort: Mar 13, 2003

George Wallace and Wendy Liebman write the best goddamn jokes

https://twitter.com/mrgeorgewallace/status/1489995191050072066?s=21

https://twitter.com/wendyliebman/status/1490093347364474880?s=21

# ? Feb 6, 2022 07:06

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# ? May 27, 2024 13:35

freeedr: Feb 21, 2005

I had a dream that I gained nigh-omnipotent reality-warping power and I teleported into George Wallace�s house and gave him regeneration / healing power like the Wolverine guy to keep him in his prime as long as he wanted

# ? Feb 6, 2022 07:25

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

freeedr posted:

the Wolverine guy

...Wolverine?

# ? Feb 6, 2022 09:14

Mr. Lobe: Feb 23, 2007; ... Dry bones...

Knormal posted:

...Wolverine?

No, Sabertooth

# ? Feb 6, 2022 09:15

ILL Machina: Mar 25, 2004; Glory to Italia!

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

Knormal posted:

...Wolverine?

I think he means Hugh Jackman

# ? Feb 6, 2022 09:24

Biplane: Jul 18, 2005

Abortion the Hedgehog is loving slaying me over here, holy poo poo.

# ? Feb 6, 2022 12:05

stringless: Dec 28, 2005; keyboard ⌨️ cowboy

bort posted:

George Wallace and Wendy Liebman write the best goddamn jokes

https://twitter.com/mrgeorgewallace/status/1489995191050072066?s=21

Pyrite Retreiver

COME ON!!!

# ? Feb 6, 2022 12:57

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Biplane posted:

Abortion the Hedgehog is loving slaying me over here, holy poo poo.

Banned for being underage

# ? Feb 6, 2022 13:00

grittyreboot: Oct 2, 2012

Sorry to link to my own tweet, but I found this on TikTok https://twitter.com/grittyrebootSA/status/1490300935251312645?t=LkV9wJkDAYjoZo1WocaTqg&s=19

# ? Feb 6, 2022 13:29

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

That's adorable. Love local commercials. We could probably do a thread for them

# ? Feb 6, 2022 14:07

Sandwich Anarchist: Sep 12, 2008

Trashicorn holy poo poo

The way he mutters "trashicorn" right as they finish introducing it lmao

Sandwich Anarchist has a new favorite as of 14:13 on Feb 6, 2022

# ? Feb 6, 2022 14:10

coleman francis: Aug 8, 2007; Tap tap
The ketchup bottle
None will come
Then axolotl; Hair Elf

DACK FAYDEN posted:

holy poo poo what a way to find out, someone fuckin found one of the 33 copies of it?

edit: lmao in the replies
https://twitter.com/dogmurdererer/status/1489867819986653186

Isn't this just Sam Hyde? There's even a million dollar extreme reference in the photo, mde.tv.

# ? Feb 6, 2022 14:12

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

What the gently caress

# ? Feb 6, 2022 15:14

Deep Glove Bruno: Sep 4, 2015; yung swamp thang

coleman francis posted:

Isn't this just Sam Hyde? There's even a million dollar extreme reference in the photo, mde.tv.

also there's a muscular nude man photoshopped into the mirror behind him

# ? Feb 6, 2022 15:15

Sandwich Anarchist: Sep 12, 2008

It seems real based on the vocals. Sounds just like Efrim's vocals on mt. Zion's "He Has Left Alone..."

# ? Feb 6, 2022 15:18

codo27: Apr 21, 2008

Milo and POTUS posted:

That's adorable. Love local commercials. We could probably do a thread for them

What I want, and what I've meant to do many times but never get around to it, is a thread mocking youtube hacks like r&l. My main idea was "TV guide info for youtube channels" so you'd have something along the lines of "untalented manifestations of white privilege complete pointless tasks for reasons no one can readily say"

# ? Feb 6, 2022 15:23

Sandwich Anarchist: Sep 12, 2008

codo27 posted:

"untalented manifestations of white privilege complete pointless tasks for reasons no one can readily say"

What in the world

# ? Feb 6, 2022 15:26

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

I haven't completed any tasks though

# ? Feb 6, 2022 15:32

kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

You think someone would do that? Just go on the youtube and complete tasks?

# ? Feb 6, 2022 15:34

Count Uvula: Dec 20, 2011; ---

Brevity is, when employed by talented people, the manifestation of wit that can often cut to the core of an idea. Some would even say it is the soul of that concept.

# ? Feb 6, 2022 15:42

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.

codo27 posted:

What I want, and what I've meant to do many times but never get around to it, is a thread mocking youtube hacks like r&l. My main idea was "TV guide info for youtube channels" so you'd have something along the lines of "untalented manifestations of white privilege complete pointless tasks for reasons no one can readily say"

I enjoy farting

# ? Feb 6, 2022 15:46

Ruffian Price: Sep 17, 2016

A channel commenting on other channels... crazy enough it just might work

# ? Feb 6, 2022 16:28

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/socialistdogmom/status/1490122655948808196

https://twitter.com/aklingus/status/1490067246772723721

https://twitter.com/NORMALHOROSCOPE/status/1489668417485373440

https://twitter.com/rokitbootz/status/1489348588354289670

https://twitter.com/OnlyAWorldAway/status/1489604326108839937

# ? Feb 6, 2022 16:43

codo27: Apr 21, 2008

Ruffian Price posted:

A channel commenting on other channels... crazy enough it just might work

I meant a thread/goldmine. The last thing youtube needs is more reaction videos

# ? Feb 6, 2022 16:53

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

FFT posted:

Pyrite Retreiver

COME ON!!!

*blank looks from the audience*
"Did he say pyrite? Isn't that who makes our measuring cup?"

# ? Feb 6, 2022 17:12

Jet Jaguar: Feb 12, 2006; Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.

grittyreboot posted:

Sorry to link to my own tweet, but I found this on TikTok https://twitter.com/grittyrebootSA/status/1490300935251312645?t=LkV9wJkDAYjoZo1WocaTqg&s=19

If you don�t pay, I�ll sic Huzzy on ya.

The Heavy Hill Cinematic Universe is amazing.

# ? Feb 6, 2022 17:36

D-Pad: Jun 28, 2006

I love how he starts doing the ding sound himself partway in.

I'm a church going man! Dang!

# ? Feb 6, 2022 18:45

Arsenic Lupin: Apr 12, 2012; This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.

https://twitter.com/amateuradam/status/1490394034900197388

# ? Feb 6, 2022 20:01

Dareon: Apr 6, 2009; by vyelkin

# ? Feb 6, 2022 20:04

Snowmankilla: Dec 6, 2000; True, true

Arsenic Lupin posted:

https://twitter.com/amateuradam/status/1490394034900197388

Really interesting. Don�t get down on this one.

# ? Feb 6, 2022 20:37

Woozie66: Sep 8, 2009; I'll wait for the next era

Snowmankilla posted:

Really interesting. Don’t get down on this one.

Eh, it was ok. You got my hopes up.

# ? Feb 6, 2022 20:53

repiv: Aug 13, 2009

https://twitter.com/EmeraldDemond/status/1490354603220635649

# ? Feb 6, 2022 21:02

Jigsaw: Aug 14, 2008

Arsenic Lupin posted:

https://twitter.com/amateuradam/status/1490394034900197388

Some of these tweet threads are disappointing, but this one didn�t let me down

# ? Feb 6, 2022 21:06

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

https://twitter.com/angryseattle/status/1490394633221726209?s=20&t=49ufwQlWJ8i_A0LXfsyBTQ

# ? Feb 6, 2022 21:50

ThisIsJohnWayne: Feb 23, 2007; Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!

Jigsaw posted:

Some of these tweet threads are disappointing, but this one didn’t let me down

You mothe...

I miss these
https://twitter.com/thomasm2221/status/1490409887721009154?t=SW0bX6I9MBRasyKEKuW6Rg&s=19

# ? Feb 6, 2022 22:17

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

https://twitter.com/spatch/status/1490134001809510404?s=20&t=jLIOQ4rcCJvKr8iNYFSdwg

# ? Feb 7, 2022 00:00

generic one: Oct 2, 2004; I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a wookie in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala; Nap Ghost

https://twitter.com/jasminelwatkins/status/1490175576660975620?s=21

# ? Feb 7, 2022 00:48

Ramie: Mar 2, 2021

https://mobile.twitter.com/cavegift/status/1490094010639458304

# ? Feb 7, 2022 01:04

Redonionking: Mar 13, 2001; I AM A BRILLIANT HAMOLOGIST; Grimey Drawer

Rainbow Knight posted:

oh no

It wouldn't allow 'genocide' either

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# ? Feb 7, 2022 02:31

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# ? May 27, 2024 13:35

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Biplane posted:

Abortion the Hedgehog is loving slaying me over here, holy poo poo.

Gotta move past

# ? Feb 7, 2022 02:47

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