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He, also, apparently, uses two full rolls of TP per day in there. EDIT: I have the best snipes. Here's some content: AITA for giving husband fake medicine? quote:I've had a bottle of Norco from a root canal sitting in the medicine cabinet for over a year. Every month or so my husband, who works a very physical job, will ask for half a Norco after a particularly painful week. Quackles fucked around with this message at 09:52 on Feb 6, 2022 |
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Probably has some digestive issues then. He’s just painfully making GBS threads his guts out every day from 4:30 to 9:30 with a break in the middle for dinner, and all the while his wife is oblivious.
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# ? Feb 6, 2022 09:53 |
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But he also takes his phone and iPad in there, too.
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# ? Feb 6, 2022 10:01 |
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So it's porn and drugs?
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# ? Feb 6, 2022 10:13 |
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Quackles posted:But he also takes his phone and iPad in there, too. I mean, if you’re constantly having painful diarrhea you might as well watch some porn to take your mind off it.
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# ? Feb 6, 2022 10:18 |
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The Lone Badger posted:So it's porn and drugs? Hey now, I think his wife mentioned it, but he's a proper Christian So porn, drugs, and his mistress.
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# ? Feb 6, 2022 10:33 |
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How the hell is it the wifes fault that he spends hours in the bathroom? Did she give him IBS somehow? The entire thing is really weird.
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# ? Feb 6, 2022 10:34 |
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AITA for how I handled the pizza creep?quote:I 31F am a member of a group that convenes monthly to discuss current events. After our last meeting, someone suggested getting pizza. One of our members lit up and said they knew a great place to get pizza, a small independent pizzeria. I'm all about supporting small businesses, so I agreed.
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# ? Feb 6, 2022 10:35 |
That has to be bait. I'm betting my sanity on it.
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# ? Feb 6, 2022 10:40 |
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Lmao "the manager kept giving us free food and drinks. this is a creepy power play, I demand to be charged more"
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# ? Feb 6, 2022 10:41 |
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Who thinks like that. What the gently caress
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# ? Feb 6, 2022 10:41 |
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Watched too many Lifetime movies. Or thinks it's odd that other people would make friends with the staff, like they were people or something.
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# ? Feb 6, 2022 10:46 |
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Messed up and co-signed a bail bond. He ran.quote:I very stupidly helped an old friend bail her boyfriend out of jail. I happened to be back in town that weekend and she called me and said she didn't have a full time job so they wouldn't approve her to co-sign but she had all of the money up front, wanted him out for Christmas, promised up and down that she and his family would make sure he was there at court dates, and she's typically been trustworthy in the past. I agreed and met up with her and the bail bonds people and the guy's stepmom, signed paperwork,etc. I didn't realize until I got there how much I was risking but felt like I couldn't back out, everyone was there, so I trusted her and signed and they broke up not long after Christmas, he missed his court date, and now they're looking for him. They say he was in handcuffs at one point and got away, then his family asked for a week to get him there because they didn't want cops poking around because they apparently have some illegal business, and now he's just gone again. Is there anything more I can do to not have to pay this money? I realize I'm responsible here, I agreed, but it's $28,000 (I thought they said 20K when I signed.) And does anybody know how payment works? Can I make a monthly payment? Any other advice besides the obvious not to be an overly trusting idiot?
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# ? Feb 6, 2022 11:47 |
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I admit I'm a little put off by strangers acting overly familiar, but god drat, if you provide me with free garlic knots yes of course you can call me ragazzino or whatever you want, we're cool.LanceHunter posted:There are collectives and co-ops in the US. In fact, I lived in a co-op for a few years in college. But co-ops & collectives are usually more formal than the kind of “8 friends renting a big old house” situation op described (and I saw so often among people I knew). There’s generally a legal entity (usually a non-profit) and all the associated extra bureaucracy that involves. Yeah ok the first paragraph is the system I know. Either you establish the collective as a legal entity, or you're all renting rooms and shared spaces from a landlord. I'm sure they're far less common outside of places like Copenhagen, but I thought most people would at least have encountered the concept.
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# ? Feb 6, 2022 11:51 |
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therobit posted:Messed up and co-signed a bail bond. He ran. What an astonishingly stupid person who I feel bad for
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# ? Feb 6, 2022 11:55 |
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Gnoman posted:That has to be bait. I'm betting my sanity on it. I've known people vaguely who genuinely do this poo poo. It's a combination of a non-existent power struggle (they must always have the upper hand), victim complex and sheer lack of social knowledge and etiquette. That's it. They don't ever want to change their behaviour, they just want to complain and have people tell them they're right. I had one of them tell me a bartender was being inappropriate to me. I had known the dude for a few years at that point because I would go to the restaurant before concerts. We talked a bunch, he gave me samples of expensive booze and I met his boyfriend. They swore he was trying to get in my pants. Spoiler: he was sexually repulsed by women. loving wild.
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# ? Feb 6, 2022 12:46 |
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Evil Willow posted:AITA for how I handled the pizza creep? "How DARE I be given free food in a restaurant?!" OP needs to get over herself. The owner of he pizzeria is not trying to seduce her with garlic knots. syntaxfunction posted:I've known people vaguely who genuinely do this poo poo. It's a combination of a non-existent power struggle (they must always have the upper hand), victim complex and sheer lack of social knowledge and etiquette. Yeah, and an inflated opinion of how important/attractive/etc they are. One of the masks Main Character Syndrome wears.
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# ? Feb 6, 2022 13:14 |
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the restaurant manager is simply being italian. to be offended and angry is in fact anti-italian discrimination.
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# ? Feb 6, 2022 13:38 |
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Just going to this small local restaurant with a big group of people, in a global recession caused by a disease that has put many similar establishments out of business... WHY IS THIS CREEP BEING SO NICE TO US?!
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# ? Feb 6, 2022 13:59 |
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I mean the prices for the drinks were listed on the menu and he didn't charge us? Seemed SUSPECT
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# ? Feb 6, 2022 14:27 |
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this woman would post a video of the "free drinks" incident on r/publicfreakout and be really shocked that nobody treats it as an intense outrage
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# ? Feb 6, 2022 15:20 |
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Mx. posted:AITA for telling my husband he cared more about his bathroom time then his own his own kid? he's reading the Bible. he's a good Christian family man
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# ? Feb 6, 2022 15:26 |
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Hughlander posted:I know we had this post before but not all of the updates. This guy's version of reality is really sureal. Wow. The only thing I can fault the wife for is that she didn't leave him sooner. When someone shows you who they are the first time, believe them.
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# ? Feb 6, 2022 15:39 |
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SirSamVimes posted:Lmao "the manager kept giving us free food and drinks. this is a creepy power play, I demand to be charged more" im so confused as to how this could be real life
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# ? Feb 6, 2022 15:49 |
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:the restaurant manager is simply being italian. Basically yes! Like this is clearly an actual authentic lil mama & papa joint, and OP is flabbergasted at the existence of hospitality (and also doesn't seem to process garlic knots as the equivalent of bread-for-the-table, which they loving are lmao). Like this person sounds like they have never actually been to anything that isn't a chain or some poo poo, never been anywhere that has a more down to earth personal vibe.
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# ? Feb 6, 2022 16:18 |
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Of course she hasn't, those kinds of places are for poors
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# ? Feb 6, 2022 16:28 |
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This musical loud man with crude gesticulations came over and infringed on what I had intended to be a proper joyless evening of icy conversation and extreme drama subtext. Needless to say I called the police.
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# ? Feb 6, 2022 16:39 |
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Pizzerias give garlic knots away all the loving time. There's a place up the corner that uses a large garlic knot in the center of the pie instead of the little plastic tables.
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# ? Feb 6, 2022 16:42 |
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Evil Willow posted:AITA for how I handled the pizza creep? Easiest post we'll have all day I think.
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# ? Feb 6, 2022 16:45 |
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I would probably start to cry tears of joy if someone gave me free garlic knots.
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# ? Feb 6, 2022 16:46 |
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Next the creeper took out this, I wanna say.... BDSM device, it looked like a small circular saw attached to a handle I guess? Anyway back and forth he went with it across the cheese pie thing he'd served us. Cutting it into enough slices (maybe even more than enough??) for each person at the table. Straight up personalized attention. Then he spent the next 20 minutes seductively arguing about Yonkers traffic with his wife and a busboy.
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# ? Feb 6, 2022 16:46 |
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Biplane posted:I would probably start to cry tears of joy if someone gave me free garlic knots. OP is lucky it didn't come to violence with the person who was a regular there screaming "I will never jeopardize the garlic knots!"
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# ? Feb 6, 2022 16:51 |
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I've never encountered someone that oblivious. "Pizza creep" story is bait and it's hilarious.
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# ? Feb 6, 2022 16:51 |
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And with every garlicy word of his gross sex language that came out of his mouth.... came the gestures. The hand motions. He literally groped the atmosphere in front of him.
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AITA for getting a 26yo woman from a 25 and under support group?quote:My college has these support groups where students can, well, get help and support each other in the presence of a counselor. The one I attend is supposed to be for people 25 who moved for college and is going through adjustments related to moving. Most of the participants are (like myself) freshman. There is one girl who is a graduate student and she also moved to this town for college. She was 25 back when the semester began so she was allowed to join.
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# ? Feb 6, 2022 16:55 |
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Can you imagine this from the recommender's perspective? You have a great rapport with an awesome pizza place, you and your friends get free food and drinks, And one time you invite someone who just pisses all the gently caress over it, like it's garbage, and will possibly ruin it for you. I would put a thumb through their eye and yeet them down the street like a bowling ball.
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# ? Feb 6, 2022 16:56 |
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The Op screams "You can't buy me Pizza Man!", throws the garlic knots on the ground, then storms out to reenact the rest of The Lonely Island's 'Threw It on the Ground', despite never knowing about the song's existence.
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# ? Feb 6, 2022 16:58 |
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I mean, I can be seduced with garlic knots.
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# ? Feb 6, 2022 16:58 |
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breaking into a cold sweat as I play Mario 64, trying not to jump or fall too much, there are children in the room...
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# ? Feb 6, 2022 17:01 |
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maybe anti-garlic knot lady is a wealthy vampire who has to spend her money in order to live
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