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god drat my five year old woke up with a small gash on the back of his head and blood caked in his hair and we have absolutely zero fuckin clue how it happened. this is so goddamn confusing.
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My one year old went from eating a consistent amount of food day-to-day to devouring absolutely everything in sight overnight it seems like She can have growth spurts but she can't be taller than me when all is said and done 
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Feb 6, 2022 19:52
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Would love to have my 3 year old child eat without fussing
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Feb 6, 2022 20:27
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Struensee posted:Would love to have my 3 year old child eat without fussing
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Feb 6, 2022 20:45
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The cool thing about your kid having a head wound on a Sunday is all the urgent care clinics in the area are closed so gently caress you go to the ER.
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Feb 6, 2022 20:54
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DR FRASIER KRANG posted:The cool thing about your kid having a head wound on a Sunday is all the urgent care clinics in the area are closed so gently caress you go to the ER. I mean, I usually super glue small gashes depending on how deep.
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Feb 6, 2022 21:11
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yeah I'm fine with just putting some gauze on it but my wife is flipping the gently caress out because it's indicative of a greater problem where if you happen to hurt yourself on a Sunday you're hosed if you live in our area. there aren't any actual hospitals close by since the west Seattle bridge is shut down and everything takes 20-30 minutes to reach via car.
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Feb 6, 2022 21:15
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Hope your son recovers quickly. That's really scary.
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Feb 6, 2022 21:25
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in December we had a bunch of urgent cares tell us they had no staff cause they all had covid.
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Feb 6, 2022 22:51
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update: wife took him to Seattle Childrens and he got four staples. i still have no goddamn idea what happened. I'm thinking he got up in the middle of the night and backed into his dresser opening the door. the fact that he just went back to sleep as if nothing happened is the most bizarre part.
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Feb 7, 2022 00:22
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DR FRASIER KRANG posted:update: wife took him to Seattle Childrens and he got four staples. Sorry your 5yo is sneaking out for street fighting club, glad it worked out okay.
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Feb 7, 2022 00:44
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lol that's a tough kid
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Feb 7, 2022 02:44
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lol so they use some kind of automated gun to apply the staples and it's funny to think of my kids skull being put together like a new roof.
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Feb 7, 2022 03:16
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head stuff just bleeds bleeds bleeds. I’ve done that same ER location late night for my kids before.
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Feb 7, 2022 04:08
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I was making some kind of point to my 7-year-old about God being all-good and all-powerful, and nobody can say anything bad about him. So of course he responds, "yes I can. drat YOU, GOD!" Didn't have a comeback for that one.
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Feb 7, 2022 04:17
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I got my kid a bunch of gc controllers and introduced him to smash bros for his birthday this year 
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Feb 7, 2022 04:56
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fosborb posted:I got my kid a bunch of gc controllers and introduced him to smash bros for his birthday this year during the entirety of this pandemic I bought my kids so many loving consoles and games it's obscene. i just got a used ps4 from my buddy but that ones just for me.
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Feb 7, 2022 04:59
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Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3 posted:my little girl got bit several times. there was a biter in her daycare class. she wasnt the only one. we got reports, but you know they dont disclose the names. but i know his name. motherfucker's name is Coby. My kids got bit all the time. Its annoying, but then for a week one of mine just started chomping on other kids for no goddamn reason and I got to be the lovely parent
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Feb 7, 2022 05:05
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with our first kid we let him watch Kung Fu Panda when he was three and then daycare was like "um he's karate chopping everyone..." and that's when we realized we had to be better about media exposure.
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Feb 7, 2022 05:06
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Oyak posted:I was making some kind of point to my 7-year-old about God being all-good and all-powerful, and nobody can say anything bad about him. So of course he responds, "yes I can. drat YOU, GOD!" Go forth, child, attack and dethrone god
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Feb 7, 2022 05:09
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DR FRASIER KRANG posted:with our first kid we let him watch Kung Fu Panda when he was three and then daycare was like "um he's karate chopping everyone..." and that's when we realized we had to be better about media exposure. My 3yo watched Mulan and cut her hair.
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Feb 7, 2022 06:07
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Greg Legg posted:For the past few months I've had this nagging guilt about my son in preschool. We had to move across the country in June but he absolutely LOVED his old school, his teachers, and the kids there. He started at his new school in October and while he never really has a problem going, he's only recently started enjoying it. Today he told me that it was fun because a girl was chasing him and he had to run really fast. I'm so relieved that I had to share it here. im glad your kid found a friend to chase him, that’s adorable e: drat, that’s some serious stapleage for such a little kid
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Feb 7, 2022 07:58
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Medical grade DeWalt staple gun
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Feb 7, 2022 14:09
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DR FRASIER KRANG posted:lol so they use some kind of automated gun to apply the staples and it's funny to think of my kids skull being put together like a new roof. It's really just a stapler. Used them a bunch in connection with hip surgery. Expensive as gently caress though, so we dont get to use them in the ED in socialist paradise Denmark
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Feb 7, 2022 19:10
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DR FRASIER KRANG posted:lol so they use some kind of automated gun to apply the staples and it's funny to think of my kids skull being put together like a new roof. drat, I'm glad that so far the only overnight mystery we've had to solve was "how did these loving turd nuggets get out of the diaper and all over the bed" Glad your kid's okay!
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Feb 7, 2022 19:16
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love having a toddler old and smart enough to understand that you should say please when you want something, but young and dumb enough to not understand you can't have whatever you want if you say "please"
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Feb 8, 2022 01:10
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DR FRASIER KRANG posted:with our first kid we let him watch Kung Fu Panda when he was three and then daycare was like "um he's karate chopping everyone..." and that's when we realized we had to be better about media exposure. I had to stop watching ufc a few years ago because my son started kicking me while it was on.
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Feb 8, 2022 02:07
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People got nursery rhymes and stuff playing in the car Is it bad on my ride home from daycare that we get in about 12 minutes of stuff like gojira and qotsa She smiles and does a little headbanging with dad, it's ok right
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Feb 8, 2022 02:29
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Good soup! posted:People got nursery rhymes and stuff playing in the car totally fine but don’t get upset when later your kid wants to listen only to baby shark
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Feb 8, 2022 02:32
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i have listened to radio war nerd with my kid in the car, he seems to like john's voice. also the indian guy they've had on to talk about indian history, my kid seems to enjoy that guy's voice or accent.
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Feb 8, 2022 02:53
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anyone have any idea if this covid testing thing sucks or not? aside from the crazy price https://shop.cuehealth.com/pages/all-products speng31b has issued a correction as of 03:40 on Feb 8, 2022 |
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Feb 8, 2022 03:05
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Good soup! posted:People got nursery rhymes and stuff playing in the car Perfectly fine. I've inflicted Sleep, Warren Zevon, MF Doom, Iggy Pop, Beastie Boys, etc on mine and they're fine. They even make requests when they get familiar with albums. Just be careful once they start understanding lyrics. The conversations about the ghost nature of Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner escalated to a brief history of mercenaries in African civil wars and that depressed both me and my 5yo.
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Feb 8, 2022 03:08
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speng31b posted:anyone have any idea if this this covid testing thing sucks or not? aside from the crazy price all I know about it that it’s what tech companies use
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sonatinas posted:all I know about it that it’s what tech companies use unfortunately this could mean either it is really, really good or absolutely loving worthless w/r/t child audio content just y'all wait until they're old enough to get into podcasts
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Feb 8, 2022 04:45
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on a long drive I tried to put on a story telling podcast for kids. mine told me to turn it off and would rather not listen to anything lol
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Feb 8, 2022 04:47
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my teenager heard me listening to the dollop on a speaker a few times and thought Gareth was really funny, now i get to relive all the episodes ive already listened to twice, fml e: up side it’s supplying a lot of keywords for them to ask their teachers about, not even mad about that
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Feb 8, 2022 07:33
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My daughter has been big into spice girls lately People of the world, spice up your life!
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Feb 8, 2022 09:20
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Elissimpark posted:Just be careful once they start understanding lyrics. The conversations about the ghost nature of Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner escalated to a brief history of mercenaries in African civil wars and that depressed both me and my 5yo. This is why I'm trying to avoid a lot of my old school hip hop collection for a while lol "Here, little soup, now we gotta have a discussion about Ice Cube and what he means by being The Predator"
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Has homeschooling resources and experiences been discussed here yet? i tried looking in A/T and i didnt find a thread. it looks pretty straightforward to do where i live, just trying to figure which curricula i should be looking at. ngl, i kinda feel like even if i screw up the homeschooling, public schools as an institution aren't going to exist by the time my kids would have been graduating anyway.
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DR FRASIER KRANG posted:lol so they use some kind of automated gun to apply the staples and it's funny to think of my kids skull being put together like a new roof. Bar Ran Dun posted:head stuff just bleeds bleeds bleeds. I’ve done that same ER location late night for my kids before. so much loving blood, my shirt was covered in it anyways took them to ER and the doc basically shrugged it off, "if this was my child, i wouldn't even worry about it"
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