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Quantum of Phallus posted:how the gently caress is this awful show still going Netflix Megathread: How the gently caress is this Awful Show Still Going?
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Galewolf posted:The Rock climbing Tom Holland and riding Chris Pratt horse, I like where this is going Andrew Garfield and Tobey Maguire play other colossi as well, but only briefly. Willem Dafoe joins as the cursed maiden.
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Feb 7, 2022 21:08
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Cacator posted:That can't be right because "Gate" doesn't fit. Stargate is such a weird franchise. It ran for like 20 seasons, and there's plenty of people who have caught some episodes here and there and liked it well enough, but no one who is an actual ride or die Stargate fan
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a few days late here but I can't believe RLM didn't mention Bruce Willis refusing to show up for a day on the Expendables 3 set unless paid three million dollars, and Stallone tweeting that Bruce Willis is "greedy and lazy" and casting Harrison Ford instead gotta wonder if the Bruce dementia stories are true. they seem so frequent I'm willing to bet they are. in lieu of the "Why not both?" meme, perhaps he is both an rear end in a top hat and a man losing his mind I like the RLM videos where they analyze the film industry best, so this was a treat. the skit was awful though
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Feb 7, 2022 21:09
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https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1490777621726220288 They rehabbed his image that quick huh. Dunno who this is for. A+ name tho
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Feb 7, 2022 21:10
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Gripweed posted:Stargate is such a weird franchise. It ran for like 20 seasons, and there's plenty of people who have caught some episodes here and there and liked it well enough, but no one who is an actual ride or die Stargate fan my ex-brother-in-law was he was also obsessed with chuck norris and steven seagal and he was one of the worst people I've ever met
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Feb 7, 2022 21:11
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was renner a sex pest or something
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Mokelumne Trekka posted:Stallone tweeting that Bruce Willis is "greedy and lazy" and casting Harrison Ford instead calling someone greedy and lazy while casting harrison ford 
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Feb 7, 2022 21:13
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Firebert posted:https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1490777621726220288 He's an actor, musician, model, social media mogul, if building vehicles is a lifelong passion of his it's at best his fifth lifelong passion
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Feb 7, 2022 21:15
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Space Kablooey posted:was renner a sex pest or something He has a history of substance abuse and had a high-profile messy divorce with his ex recently accusing him of abuse and threatening to murder-suicide her
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Feb 7, 2022 21:18
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Gripweed posted:He's an actor, musician, model, social media mogul, if building vehicles is a lifelong passion of his it's at best his fifth lifelong passion p. sure he was a makeup artist as well
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Feb 7, 2022 21:18
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I too have a lifelong passion for building unique purpose-built vehicles for countries around the world.
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Feb 7, 2022 21:19
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Quantum of Phallus posted:p. sure he was a makeup artist as well I wish I could be rich and famous enough to have so many lifelong passions 
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Feb 7, 2022 21:20
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Firebert posted:https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1490777621726220288 if you fix up an old building it's renovation if you fix up an old car it's restoration he's building new custom vehicles this name loving sucks
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Feb 7, 2022 21:20
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Quantum of Phallus posted:how the gently caress is this awful show still going They signed a 4-season deal right out of the gate because it's Matt Groening, a guy who had a good show 30 years ago and then a second good show 20 years ago.
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Feb 7, 2022 21:20
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Quantum of Phallus posted:how the gently caress is this awful show still going the real answer is that "netflix has ordered two seasons of 20 episodes, and someone decided to split those into 4 drops of 10 episodes each, so it's still technically within the normal parameters of netflix's 'two seasons and then cancel it' policy"
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Feb 7, 2022 21:21
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Gripweed posted:Stargate is such a weird franchise. It ran for like 20 seasons, and there's plenty of people who have caught some episodes here and there and liked it well enough, but no one who is an actual ride or die Stargate fan Imagine how wonderful the world would be if fans of other franchises had this "I enjoy it and all, but it's not the center of my identity or anything" mindset.
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Now i want a bruce willis uncharted. “Oh noo the T R A I N is gonna *sigh* crash?” “Watch outferthe*mumblemumble* Shots of green screened bruce willis wearing pajamas stood upright with one arm above his head barely pretending to hang off a cliff like something from a tim and eric sketch.
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Feb 7, 2022 21:22
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Gripweed posted:Stargate is such a weird franchise. It ran for like 20 seasons, and there's plenty of people who have caught some episodes here and there and liked it well enough, but no one who is an actual ride or die Stargate fan my brother is a MASSIVE SG fan, i used to watch the odd ep years ago on Sky 1 and really liked it. SG: Universe was fun as a BS:G ripoff with Robert Carlyle.
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Feb 7, 2022 21:23
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Firebert posted:https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1490777621726220288 We now need to see a death-match between this and the other "celebrity renovation show that was sold entirely on its title"... https://twitter.com/trixiemattel/status/1395428099941011456 (The sales reel for Trixie's show does seem pretty interesting, though.) https://vimeo.com/525096461
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Feb 7, 2022 21:24
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TIP posted:if you fix up an old building it's renovation Maybe they are Renner Innovations
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TIP posted:if you fix up an old building it's renovation  exactly what I thought
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If we give him a whole tv channel it will be a Rennerstation.
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Feb 7, 2022 21:27
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TIP posted:if you fix up an old building it's renovation and either of the above is called a rennervation when performed by jeremy renner. ticket closed.
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Feb 7, 2022 21:28
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TIP posted:if you fix up an old building it's renovation innovation
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Imagine getting outsmarted by the title of a Jeremy Renner show.
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I have resservations…
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I think it's finally time to bring back the renner app
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Rennervation? Yeah he's 1/16 Cherokee.
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Google “Renner app” I pray that this new Renner show provides equal comedy content
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Gripweed posted:https://twitter.com/matttomic/status/1490690612672315398?t=BdBhlfw3ZZQ29h3Qiu2TMg&s=19 Cacator posted:That can't be right because "Gate" doesn't fit. i actually tried "stargate" first because i couldn't imagine that they would pick either star trek or star wars, and the layout of the black spaces in the crossword kind of had a spiraling effect that looked a little like the stargate. spoilers if you care about crossword solutions i guess:  also they had three pairs of identical clues: "famous quote from [franchise]," "important character in [franchise]" and "the good guys in "franchise", and each pair was symmetrically arranged and the same number of letters long: doordonotthereisnotry / spacethefinalfrontier hansolo / mrspock rebelalliance / thefederation overall it was a rather clever one, which i guess shouldn't be surprising if it was made by a science fiction dork. certainly more fun than figuring out what stupid rebus will shortz thinks is cute this week 
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Tom Holland scrambling up the back of Dave Bautista and karate chopping a blue rune on his head (swords are too violent) Sony presents SHADOW of the COLOSSUS
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What happened to that show he had where he dressed up in chainmail and had to win events or earn money selling turkey legs until he earned enough to buy a ticket and a ride to the next one? Think it was called Rennersance Fare?
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Sedgr posted:What happened to that show he had where he dressed up in chainmail and had to win events or earn money selling turkey legs until he earned enough to buy a ticket and a ride to the next one? pretty sure that was an episode of hawkeye
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Maybe they'll eschew guns for even more violent terminations
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Milo and POTUS posted:Maybe they'll eschew guns for even more violent terminations In the Jeremy Renner car building show?
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[Jon Travolta english bobby voice] Welcoom to 'ollywood, where dreams are made
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Firebert posted:He has a history of substance abuse and had a high-profile messy divorce with his ex recently accusing him of abuse and threatening to murder-suicide her i keep forgetting about this I can't find the eyes and it's upsetting me, for real.
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disney's shadow of the colossus wander (played by tom holland, ryan reynolds, paul rudd, or one of the chrises) stands on a cliff overlooking the first colossus as awe-inspiring dramatic music swells. (pick one:) a) the music cuts out and he goes "oh man. that thing? oh boy. wow. that thing's huge." b) smash cut to him awkwardly struggling down the cliff wall, huffing and puffing and repeating stuff like "eye of the tiger. eye of the tiger. our dead girlfriend needs us- hngggg- oh, jeez." c) he confidently says "I'm gonna stand on that" and the music cuts out. he awkwardly continues, "I'm gonna climb it... and I'm gonna stand on it, and I'm gonna stab the balls out of it." there is an awkward pause, then he nods, and the music kicks back in wander stabs the the first colossus... a) he closes his eyes and goes "oh my god oh my god oh my god please die please die" b) black ichor sprays out into his face and he's like "pleh! spplt- bleh!" lol c) his sword clanks off of its skin. he looks at his sword in confusion then tries again. it clanks off again. he says "oh come on!" and starts trying harder and harder and you think it's going to lead to him noticing the blue runes but instead it just suddenly goes in and this is never mentioned again the first colossus falls. wander... a) looks around in confusion then says, "is that- is that it? did I do it? did I do the thing? I did it? I did the thing? I did the thing!" b) hits the ground and groans in pain. he lies there for a really long time going "owww. ohhhh. that really hurt. why did I do that? that thing was like 50 feet tall and I was on top of it when it fell. stupid!" c) starts laughing, exhausted but triumphant, and raising his arms in celebration, shouting "woo! that's what you get, baby! that's what I do! the sword goes where I put it and you die!" and does a slightly inappropriate sexually aggressive little dance the formless black tentacles take him. wander says 1) "oh no no no no what is this now!?" 2) "well... this is happening" 3) "ohh... kinda tingly! hello there- agh!" and he wakes up back in the temple. one of the statues crumbles. wander... a) cheerfully runs over and hugs his dead girlfriend, then he stops and says "oh, whoop- sorry. wow! you're still dead. okay. awkward. not being a creep, I promise. I'm gonna get- I'm gonna get you not dead. it'll be fine. you won't even know this happened. sorry though." b) is momentarily pleased until he looks around. he counts the rest of the statues and goes "oh, mannn...." smash cut to him riding his horse and going "sixteen? sixteen!?" c) says "it broke the statue? ... wait, can I just break the statues? I'm just gonna break the statues, that sounds much easier." the god voice irritably shouts "don't break the statues!!"
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Cubone posted:disney's shadow of the colossus
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