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XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
https://twitter.com/chenweihua/status/1490890654079393794?t=IiFYU3ZPQOqQxxLufB8yjQ&s=19

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Mister Bates
Aug 4, 2010

Some Guy TT posted:

not even unpopular sports just individual ones rather than team with not a word about how swimming is by far the most bullshit event because its super easy for a single athlete to get half a dozen medals

Olympic swimming is so completely rigged in favor of the United States that the country with the third-most swimming medals is East Germany, which hasn't existed for 30 years

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

Lostconfused posted:

It's like a national socialist except with anarchism, because socialism bad.

Edit: lmao that it's a real thing. Imagine even pretending that it's a serious ideology.

Based purely on the name I would expect a national anarchist to only want to abolish their own state.

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004


#3 reddit post rn is china is stealing the olympics!!! take our ball go home etc etc

collective tantrum of the west because we didnt get our participation trophies. lmao

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 20 days!)

The diplomatic boycott wasn't pathetic enough, we also have to be sore losers.

Palladium
May 8, 2012

Very Good
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:

The diplomatic boycott wasn't pathetic enough, we also have to be sore losers.

We will beat China in the next Olympics Omega BA.666 edition

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
rest of the world is going to create a new Olympics, only for people who have had a prior COVID infection

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



If China wins the most gold the collective western response will be to say the Chinese had an unfair advantage because they were used to the repressive lockdown conditions while our sensitive boys and girls couldnt perform to their best because no freedom

DiscountDildos
Nov 8, 2017

Lol they asked the ungrateful 18 year old ski traitor about peng shuai at the press conference

https://twitter.com/MaitreyaBhakal/status/1490999179446915072?s=20&t=rG9JToWWYTF3nQQeXMI6yw

Lyndon LaRouche
Sep 5, 2006

by Azathoth

DiscountDildos posted:

Lol they asked the ungrateful 18 year old ski traitor about peng shuai at the press conference

https://twitter.com/MaitreyaBhakal/status/1490999179446915072?s=20&t=rG9JToWWYTF3nQQeXMI6yw

These idiots killed #metoo and #believewomen by electing Joe Biden, but by ignoring Peng Shuai's own agency to score political points against the CPC they've totally put it in its grave now.

Relin
Oct 6, 2002

You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!
can the us and chinese hoi paloi come together one one issue: who gives a poo poo about the olympics

Palladium
May 8, 2012

Very Good
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arguments from space teapots are very original

Lyndon LaRouche
Sep 5, 2006

by Azathoth
Sports are cool and good and the IOC is somewhat based for not being completely cucked to Western virtue signaling about human rights. Less based for being a bunch of money grubbing parasites, especially since there is precedent for an international worker's Olympiad prior to World War 2.

But at this point, critical support for the IOC for their full support of China at this time.

John Charity Spring
Nov 4, 2009

SCREEEEE

Mister Bates posted:

lol, when I hear 'national anarchist' the first thing I think of is Michael Schmidt, the white South African 'anarcho-syndicalist' author and organizer who wrote a pair of books that got wide circulation in the anarchist scene, occupied a position of leadership in South Africa's primary anarchist organization for years, and managed to position himself as a major authority on African anarchism.

He did all of this while being an extremely overt Nazi who prolifically posted on Stormfront and several other white-nationalist fora, voted for the Afrikaner neo-nazi party Freedom Front Plus in elections, and openly expressed white-supremacist positions, including on at least one occasion stating that it was okay that there were almost no black people involved in the South African anarchist movement, because black people lack the political knowledge necessary to contribute to the movement. He tried to formalize racial segregation in the structure of the Zabalaza Anarchist-Communist Front when it was founded. He wrote and circulated an internal document in 2008 in which he opined that 'the best anarchist militants have almost without exception been whites' and that 'blacks are incapable of other than the basest service to the Revolution'. He wrote articles about 'white genocide' in anarchist publications, and published a piece on anarchist website Anarkismo defending sadistic, mass-murdering neo-Nazi terrorist leader Eugene Terre'Blanche. Schmidt got away with this for over fifteen years before anyone did anything about it, and the only reason that happened is because someone doxxed him to anarchist publishing house AK Press. Up to that point all the badass anti-racist revolutionaries of the South African anarchist movement just quietly put up with him, and tried to pretend that one of their leaders wasn't a full-on sieg-heiling Nazi. By the time he was outed he had successfully run off every single black person who had ever tried to join the organization. The most prominent and well-known anarchist organization on the African continent had a membership that was 100% white, in a country that's over 80% black by population.

'national anarchism' is just a label used by regular old nazis trying to engage in entryism in the anarchist movement, but I can see why they do that, it clearly works

I remember when this whole thing broke and it was wild to see the rationalisations flying about how he'd gone unchallenged for so long

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
anarchist, but statishly

FishBulbia
Dec 22, 2021

just two more weeks (again) guys

https://twitter.com/richardengel/status/1491023158115471363?s=21

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin
I don't care about sportsball I just want to see the white media establishment getting owned

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
if we reach mid March and no invasion happens I want a written apology from every Twitter natsec freak and a giant 500 dollar gift certificate for whatever I want.

DiscountDildos
Nov 8, 2017

While we're all enjoying sportstalk: the state department's biggest human rights boy is taking days off his real job to lay groundwork for his next career.

https://twitter.com/JucheMane/status/1490748675408248842?s=20&t=fIxyuWewzipfMeaKBVbpmg

Jokerpilled Drudge
Jan 27, 2010

by Pragmatica
We are getting reports that Russia is assigning all of its villagers to the construction of military installments, footage from a spy satellite is linked below

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFxcMUEORA4

Centrist Committee
Aug 6, 2019

what’s the Russian word for friedman unit

Jokerpilled Drudge
Jan 27, 2010

by Pragmatica
An anonymous tipster has revealed that Russia started with 2 deer next to its town center. We cannot afford to let the deer gap broaden any further

Isentropy
Dec 12, 2010

DiscountDildos posted:

While we're all enjoying sportstalk: the state department's biggest human rights boy is taking days off his real job to lay groundwork for his next career.

https://twitter.com/JucheMane/status/1490748675408248842?s=20&t=fIxyuWewzipfMeaKBVbpmg

Can't Play Kanter wasn't long for the NBA anyway. I did love him thinking he could just walk to LeBron and start saying CIA poo poo and Bron blowing him off

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

destroying satellites like that will just create debris that makes it even harder for China to operate their own satellites. So hypothetically it'd be more efficacious to neutralize a satellite somehow rather than destroying it outright. but intercepting a satellite for capture like we're supposing they would is practically impossible. Not unless they didn't bother putting maneuvering thrusters on any of our satellites.

Great, now I have a vision of a red satellite with comically oversized bolt cutters clipping the solar panels off an American satellite then turning to the camera and snickering like that dog from wacky races.

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 10 hours!

Isentropy posted:

Can't Play Kanter wasn't long for the NBA anyway. I did love him thinking he could just walk to LeBron and start saying CIA poo poo and Bron blowing him off

He couldn't even confront lebron on the actual court. lmao

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

Cao Ni Ma posted:

If China wins the most gold the collective western response will be to say the Chinese had an unfair advantage because they were used to the repressive lockdown conditions while our sensitive boys and girls couldnt perform to their best because no freedom

The Canadian Bobsled team has to move to Calgary and can’t work or study while they’re there.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Al-Saqr posted:

if we reach mid March and no invasion happens I want a written apology from every Twitter natsec freak and a giant 500 dollar gift certificate for whatever I want.

sorry jack, best I can do is half a covid test

Jokerpilled Drudge posted:

An anonymous tipster has revealed that Russia started with 2 deer next to its town center. We cannot afford to let the deer gap broaden any further

lmao

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

Orange Devil posted:

Based purely on the name I would expect a national anarchist to only want to abolish their own state.

Ah, the Antideutschen.

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020
Has this been posted?

https://twitter.com/IntellNEWS2/status/1490733758466691076?s=20&t=3NjLzs-eqCQUalMOEvg5BQ

Palladium
May 8, 2012

Very Good
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i totally called it

Centrist Committee
Aug 6, 2019

the f35 was out partying the night before and had a little too much to drink

John Charity Spring
Nov 4, 2009

SCREEEEE
the F-35 had Havana Syndrome

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf
NSA confirms panicked expression on my face to be evidence of a new Chinese teleportation weapon, used to transport poo poo directly into my pants

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

franctically revising the tacoma narrows bridge incident entry in all our middle school textbooks

PhilippAchtel
May 31, 2011


lol

and also lmao

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

John Charity Spring posted:

the F-35 had Havana Syndrome

Ardennes
May 12, 2002
I mean if China has sonic weapons that can swat f-35s out of the sky, maybe it is time for the US to negotiate.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

If I think about it too much it makes me insanely furious that this is what they have in mind for Ukraine. They want Ukrainian society torn apart by war and insurgency so they get to score points over Russia in the "international community." These people are loving sick and ought to be given the Old Yeller treatment before they get any other countries destroyed.

know this is from a million years back, but this is the goto us strategy whenever things don't go their way, isn't it? just to try to lock the country into a forever civil war hellscape so that you can say the other guys didn't technically win. they did it with syria, did it with yemen, tried to do it with afghanistan but the us puppets were too incompetent to keep up the fight so now they're just starving the country as punishment instead

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin

Throatwarbler posted:

I don't care about sportsball I just want to see the white media establishment getting owned

https://twitter.com/CarlZha/status/1491029313596309508?s=20&t=uUQVcKrqhq2YAMWVmuNyiA

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Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

The CIA has released captured audio of the weapon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZtxUfOqUVc&t=152s

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