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DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth

FrumpleOrz posted:

I'm John Galt

WHO?

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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


AARD VARKMAN posted:

yeah gonna need to see posts from every single one of them. or else!

You can't probe them if they don't post.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Hello I am Mr. Poolb, a lurker who has never posted

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
HAM ON THE BEEF

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



lurkers am i rite

sootikins
May 24, 2008

Did I ever. Remember it as if it were yesterday. Soon as I woke, I went to empty my bowels - my favorite part of the day. Defecatin' to the sunrise - downright glorious.
:yayclod:

1secondpersecond
Nov 12, 2008


Mac and Cheese posted:

i was 100% joking br. community watching can be a fun and educational pastime and it's nothing to be ashamed of. it's called "not touching the poop"

I mean, I'm not saying I don't have an anxiety disorder.

RunningOnEmpty
Nov 1, 2005
Because I work hard for the money...bitch.
I'm going to sit right here and not post, thank-you-very-much.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Pladdicus posted:

anyone who has a posting rate of more than 1 a day is suspect.

e: what the gently caress some of you

ee: what the gently caress



what, t hats only like 35 posts per hour (pph) if they post for 12 hours a day, an even more reasonable 17pph if they never sleep, which I assume is the situation

Ass-penny
Jan 18, 2008

Schir posted:

that's hosed up i can't believe people would read SA on their lunch break

just go on twitter like the rest of us you freaks

I read books on my lunch breaks op. Such is the way of the lurker.

Kyro
Aug 1, 2021

I sang Bye Bye Bye
and all I got was this
STUPID AVATAR

Bismuth posted:

what, t hats only like 35 posts per hour (pph) if they post for 12 hours a day, an even more reasonable 17pph if they never sleep, which I assume is the situation

If my post count ever goes over 1.0 per day I know it’s time to walk away from the forums for a bit.

I say this but it is very likely I will be addiction posting come this summer when I’m off college.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Gonna get you lurkers

FIX SIGNS
Aug 29, 2006

You're fucking great,
just do what you can.
Why would I want to post? I am wildly uninteresting.
I'm doing you all a favour, tbh.

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

Wait we're posting threads with mod tags now?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

dirty shrimp money posted:

Wait we're posting threads with mod tags now?

Sure, try it out

Squee
Jun 15, 2003
<3
FINE but only this once

SWG_NorCal
Nov 4, 2013
So this is what life is like on the other side. Cold and Scary

Spermanent Record
Mar 28, 2007
I interviewed a NK escapee who came to my school and made a thread. Then life got in the way and the translation had to be postponed. I did finish it in the end, but nobody is going to pay 10 bux to update my.avatar
Reading this thread has made me realise there's no point lurking on a message board. I will never lurk again.

Lurk lurk lurk

Moai Ou
May 18, 2004

WE LOVE SHOOTING GAMES!


Fun Shoe
Okay, fine, but now you have to look at my cats.


Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Gonna get you lurkers

Big Golden State Killer vibes

mercantilism
Oct 22, 2012
THE RITUAL OF SIAYNOQ IS BEGUN! A POST EVERY 10 YEARS. FRIENDS, BRETHREN, SHARE WITH US YOUR DAILY WORDLE SCORES, WE MUST KNOW

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
really warms this old goon's heart

WOW what a Taco!
Feb 8, 2022

I will lurk no longer.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

WOW what a Taco! posted:

I will lurk no longer.

huge if true

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
I tried lurking for a few hours. Shat my pants twice and got chirrosis of the liver. I can't take it anymore.

Lurkers are tough as nails.

WOW what a Taco!
Feb 8, 2022

AARD VARKMAN posted:

huge if true

It's true! I lurked for years, now I post.

for fucks sake
Jan 23, 2016

But... what if a stranger makes fun of my terrible posts

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

i'm lurking but only itt

whyfeel
May 20, 2004
Lurking is cool and good. Mindless entertainment, like watching monkeys throw poo poo at each other. Don't engage unless you're ready to get poo poo on you and/or shitfaced.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

for fucks sake posted:

But... what if a stranger makes fun of my terrible posts

There are no strangers here only friends you wouldn't want to actually meet irl

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
It would be interesting to tally up posts read and equate that to a standard novel length. How many books worth of posts have you read.

deano
Sep 6, 2000

just post

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

deano posted:

just post

yeah

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


for fucks sake posted:

But... what if a stranger makes fun of my terrible posts

Whenever someone makes fun of one my posts I just search for William Henry Hairytaint's last post and make fun of him. Or even if no one made fun of my posts and I'm just bored

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
Lurkers are OP they just shred thru marine/medic/firebats and unless you go for mass science vessels it's just gg

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Gonna get you lurkers

Smugworth posted:

Whenever someone makes fun of one my posts I just search for William Henry Hairytaint's last post and make fun of him. Or even if no one made fun of my posts and I'm just bored

but gonna get this rear end in a top hat first

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
BIG LURK

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
i'm sorry, i actually andliterakky diddn't know mycap lock was on

i thinkmy keyboard is hosed. im not doing a bit. i think it is actually messed up. thecat walked on it allday

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Jun 29, 2015

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

no turd nor giant balls = fail

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