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spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

Data Graham posted:

"cellar door" has got nothing on "broken pickle dish"

But enough about your mother.

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El Laucha
Oct 9, 2012



Whats this from? I have vague memories of watching something like this when I was little.

Cryte Lynn
Jul 25, 2005
Now serving pwncakes at the Roflhouse


El Laucha posted:

Whats this from? I have vague memories of watching something like this when I was little.

Fire and Ice

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!





Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen


PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

LOL

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

lol

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

This is how you learn how much sodium laureth sulfate is in bathroom products

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Phy posted:

This is how you learn how much sodium laureth sulfate is in bathroom products

Just enough for a light buzz

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Got u covered fam

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

People in the 90s pulled their pants down to their ankles

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

People in the 90s pulled their pants down to their ankles

It felt good, man. Hell, it still does.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

People in the 90s pulled their pants down to their ankles

i'm sorry but do people today not pull their pants down to their ankles when taking a poo poo? what?

Mr. Crow
May 22, 2008

Snap City mayor for life
Gotta be ready to escape at a moments notice kinda hard when you pants are around your ankles

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.
I'll keep my pants around my knees if I'm in a public restroom or at somebody else's house, because what if someone opens the door, or the building falls down except for the toilet, or a tyrannosaurus rips the bathroom apart around me?

At home though it's to the ankles. I got nowhere I gotta be and noone to impress.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
over 85% of tyrannosaurus attacks happen in the home

you FOOL

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010
Is refusing to pull your pants down when you're taking a poo poo some fresh new toxic masculinity thing like refusing to wipe your rear end or something?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I take my trousers off and plant my feet apart like god intended, so that I can poo poo more powerfully.

Trousers are a disease of the modern age, intended to constrain the legs and nethers in a prison of the devil's textile.

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

OwlFancier posted:

I take my trousers off and plant my feet apart like god intended, so that I can poo poo more powerfully.

Take your pants off, fold them up nicely, and sit backwards on the toilet so if someone does barge in they might get a better view of the poop leaving your butt.

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
I take my shirt off, if there's a peg on the back of the door, and hang it up.

I assume this is so normal as to go unstated by all the rest of you weirdos with your underwear in the wrong position.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

The ideal making GBS threads posture is miley cyrus in wrecking ball.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

kdrudy posted:

Take your pants off, fold them up nicely, and sit backwards on the toilet so if someone does barge in they might get a better view of the poop leaving your butt.

You can also do zoom meetings this way with your laptop on the toilet tank

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Just poo poo in the tub like a normal person.

Indecisive
May 6, 2007


SpacePig posted:

I'll keep my pants around my knees if I'm in a public restroom or at somebody else's house, because what if someone opens the door, or the building falls down except for the toilet, or a tyrannosaurus rips the bathroom apart around me?

At home though it's to the ankles. I got nowhere I gotta be and noone to impress.

if you're at home why are you even wearing pants to begin with

teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002

Crosspost from the idiots on social media thread

https://twitter.com/sloanefragment/status/1491082838468612098?s=24

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

What is he saying? She was 12 in the movie.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
PULL UP THREAD!!!!!!

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Paladinus posted:

What is he saying? She was 12 in the movie.

Or as Lucas would call it, a prime Indiana Jones target

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Indecisive posted:

if you're at home why are you even wearing pants to begin with

Oh, I was raised catholic, and one of the few things that managed to take root is a deep shame of my dick.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Akhenaten is doing NFT

Tha'ts right

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Data Graham posted:

Akhenaten is doing NFTT

Tha'ts right

FTFY

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Beetlejuice is doing NFTs

NICE FUCKIN' TOKENS *honk honk*

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

NFT upon ye, and weep

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021
To understand the coming apocalypse you need to see how far society has regressed.

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Cocaine Bear posted:

Just poo poo in the tub like Andre the giant.

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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
You only need to worry about rapid escape while making GBS threads if you attend public school in the US

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