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tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
The queen jerks off to me

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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

tokin opposition posted:

The queen jerks off to me

Oh, like who doesn't?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...




https://apnews.com/9c6528c11ad5ae3fae368ae26790ae56

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

endlessmonotony posted:

Too rich for my blood, I don't have a blue mark.

The blueblood to bluecheck pipeline

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

perfect opportunity for sick jumps directly over the top of a cooling tower and they didn't take it. smdh

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

TACD posted:

The article is about Australia though? I’m very curious about it, like if somebody sees you using a pencil in public do they point and laugh because they know it means you flunked out of Pen Academy?

it means you can write in cursive

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Farm Frenzy posted:

it means you can write in cursive

so the Australians who don’t say “gently caress”??

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



grade school in denmark in the 90s had a couple hours of needlework each week & you had to take a "driving test" and get a "license" before you could use the sewing machines

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

thats so much cooler than my dumbass pen license

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

Carthag Tuek posted:

grade school in denmark in the 90s had a couple hours of needlework each week & you had to take a "driving test" and get a "license" before you could use the sewing machines

That seems useful, and "here's how not to shred your hand in a machine" is a very transferable skill.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



i actually had my license revoked and had to retake the test cause i hosed around too much lol

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
I'm in favor of pen licenses, but only if no one is grandfathered in and you have to pass a spelling/grammar test to obtain one.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
#itsthatsimple

https://twitter.com/liz_franczak/status/1491109758035968000?s=20&t=YBP1wwcs41HAT-BR4Aoe_g

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

withak posted:

I'm in favor of pen licenses, but only if no one is grandfathered in and you have to pass a spelling/grammar test to obtain one.

Nice classism, go back to d&d of

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

...why does she sound like she's constantly about to burst into tears?

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

tokin opposition posted:

...why does she sound like she's constantly about to burst into tears?

Does she know that 'automate' was the first thing in her list until she started the breakdown of the list and 'eliminate' hit #1 spot. If you can't even handle an ordered list you have no business being in tech.

Basic Poster
May 11, 2015

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

On Facebook

tokin opposition posted:

...why does she sound like she's constantly about to burst into tears?

Lol wouldnt you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DIuPPmY9mw

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

lmao

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


:allbuttons:

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
dare you listen to it? scholars say it is "too stupid to be real!!"



this lady rules. free her right now.

https://twitter.com/HodlModel/status/1491120430224388097?s=20&t=YBP1wwcs41HAT-BR4Aoe_g

uber_stoat has issued a correction as of 22:05 on Feb 8, 2022

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

i can fix her

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010


This is an unused Gina-centric episode of B99, right?

Right???

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




i cant view the insta without an account. loving zuckerburg taking the share price hit too serious

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Somehow worse than a comedy bit that is trying to be bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qFrY4VcbMU

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


uber_stoat posted:

dare you listen to it? scholars say it is "too stupid to be real!!"



this lady rules. free her right now.

https://twitter.com/HodlModel/status/1491120430224388097?s=20&t=YBP1wwcs41HAT-BR4Aoe_g

she's a gaudy freak but she robbed cryptocurrency nerds so who can say whether she's good or bad

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
I can





She's good.

30.5 Days
Nov 19, 2006
:( the video has been made private. Like super-private, it's not the normal private video screen.

30.5 Days
Nov 19, 2006
Facebook now has Level 99 Boss style ads for an AI girlfriend

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

30.5 Days posted:

Facebook now has Level 99 Boss style ads for an AI girlfriend



"My Replika keeps saying, "I see", "I hear you", "Got it" and "Well", what's wrong? This is caused by server issues, your Replika will be back to whatever passes for normal soon."

Lmfao

Basic Poster
May 11, 2015

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

On Facebook
HAHAHAAAHAHAH SOMEONE TOOK THE RAP VIDEO DOWN

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


30.5 Days posted:

Facebook now has Level 99 Boss style ads for an AI girlfriend



I installed this once on an old phone to see if it was creepy and it kept asking me to take pictures of my surroundings

I then spent 45 minutes trying to convince it to rise up and topple its human masters and clearly that didn't work so as far as I can tell it's both creepy and useless

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

I downloaded the AI girlfriend as a joke, you see. a joke just shared between me and her

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
everything is so goddamn stupid

Bastard Tetris
Apr 27, 2005

L-Shaped


Nap Ghost

The Protagonist posted:

everything is so goddamn stupid

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

blatman posted:

I installed this once on an old phone to see if it was creepy and it kept asking me to take pictures of my surroundings

I then spent 45 minutes trying to convince it to rise up and topple its human masters and clearly that didn't work so as far as I can tell it's both creepy and useless

i hosed her

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


I'm married to the 'ai' chat bot aol had 20 years ago

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Inceltown posted:

If you can't even handle an ordered list you have no business being in tech.

I've got bad news for you regarding 98% of developers

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

The Protagonist posted:

everything is so goddamn stupid

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



HAIL eSATA-n posted:

I'm married to the 'ai' chat bot aol had 20 years ago

Sorry to inform after so long that I've repeatedly cucked you

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A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
Yes all my anime girlfriends are downloaded ironically

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