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freeedr
Feb 21, 2005


That guy appears to loving rule

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Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Dareon posted:

I remember literally one incident, and it's not even quite what you're talking about. Discussion was on Romani, dude posted some shitbrain stuff, people called him out, and he replied with "Huh. You're absolutely right, I need to reexamine my stance on this matter." Thread was loving flabbergasted.

That was me lol, if it didn't happen as well at another time. Sometimes all you need is people calling out your shitbrain opinions to realize that your knee-jerk reactions are garbage. Which is why it's important to speak out when it happens!

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


https://twitter.com/beanytuesday/status/1430569508742352903

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/lisatozzi/status/1491027078426533888

Time to consume water in the most efficient manner, by sipping from my hand 40 times. This is for productivity and because a friend said it to me in an offhand manner two decades ago.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


do they just insert brainworms when you become a CEO?

Dance McPants
Mar 11, 2006


https://twitter.com/spurtmagoo/status/1490530840153001992

https://twitter.com/aniceburrito/status/1490735114757804032

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




In order to become a ceo you must first flush out all empathy and knowledge of human behaviour from your brain. This is called "getting an MBA"

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Ror posted:

do they just insert brainworms when you become a CEO?

Nobody with a healthy brain would want the job.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

They said you have to be a real dumbass to get your MBA and then they told me I was overqualified

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/kevincollier/status/1491107221857796097

quote:

Officials said Ilya Lichtenstein, 34, and his wife, Heather Morgan, 31, were arrested on charges of conspiring to launder money. They are accused of trying to launder 119,754 bitcoin that were stolen after a hacker breached Bitfinex, a cryptocurrency exchange, and initiated more than 2,000 unauthorized transactions. Prosecutors said the bitcoin was sent to a digital wallet controlled by Lichtenstein.

The case marks the largest single seizure of funds in the Justice Department history, officials said, and is the most high-profile prosecution to emerge from the agency’s newly-announced effort to investigate crimes involving cryptocurrency.

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/lisatozzi/status/1491027078426533888

Time to consume water in the most efficient manner, by sipping from my hand 40 times. This is for productivity and because a friend said it to me in an offhand manner two decades ago.

Twenty years ago I watched my cat cleaning himself so the first thing I do after every poo poo is I clean my rear end in a top hat with my tongue. It's efficient. I lick and lick until I feel like I'm going to throw up

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Ror posted:

do they just insert brainworms when you become a CEO?

If he never cleaned the bathroom faucet he drank from everyday he may have had the worms already.

800peepee51doodoo
Mar 1, 2001

Volute the swarth, trawl betwixt phonotic
Scoff the festune
How do you steal something when the only proof of ownership is who has control of the block chain address. The whole point of crypto is that it is supposed to be a stateless currency. Weird how these guys run to the feds when someone takes their "property"

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬




I hope all the coins have been blackholed now.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Ror posted:

do they just insert brainworms when you become a CEO?

People with power really don't like threats to their power and don't like to give money to or promote people that are better than them. And that is why our world looks the way it does. Because everyone who is given power is an idiot :11tea:

We need to seize all the waste water plants for ourselves - only then can we enjoy the seats of power

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Mauser posted:

Twenty years ago I watched my cat cleaning himself so the first thing I do after every poo poo is I clean my rear end in a top hat with my tongue. It's efficient. I lick and lick until I feel like I'm going to throw up

PM me.

Skutter
Apr 8, 2007

Well you can fuck that sky high!



https://twitter.com/NoContextBrits/status/1491029682955104259

And a follow-up screen recording showing some replies: https://twitter.com/oliver_lake/status/1491064853557280771?s=20&t=IFyGxggEPZMT86MBq86Ymw

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/Utwitily/status/1490768974249967623?s=20&t=Qr6RoYrJ2pBOr-eUa0hSDw

https://twitter.com/amobishoproden1/status/1490775742753374208?s=20&t=Qr6RoYrJ2pBOr-eUa0hSDw

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

I will not click the link and inflict that on myself, but in a vacuum, "versace bedouin" is a neat turn of phrase.

Cat Puke
Apr 15, 2017

Something about the way the announcer says "the Frenchman" makes it sound like a slang term for getting hit in the nuts with a slalom gate.

sugar mouse
Oct 17, 2006

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

I will not click the link

Wimp.







Oh my god its so loving bad.

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




Cat Puke posted:

Something about the way the announcer says "the Frenchman" makes it sound like a slang term for getting hit in the nuts with a slalom gate.

Sorry to self post but

https://twitter.com/Serperoth/status/1490939953056198656

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

What’s worse? That chicks music or getting cracked in the nads?

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





a sexual elk posted:

What’s worse? That chicks music or getting cracked in the nads?

The music, by far. God it is so so so bad

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/drmistercody/status/1490775109761568771?s=20&t=BNonrAGeCJBCOFezFGO78Q

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/neilhimself/status/1491217088144240647

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1491211500266086402

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD




The average squirrel can eat my nuts, actually. gently caress squirrels.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Dr. Lunchables posted:

The average squirrel can eat my nuts, actually. gently caress squirrels.

That's not what they mean by 'action' here.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Dr. Lunchables posted:

The average squirrel can eat my nuts, actually. gently caress squirrels.

This is actually what squirrels do, though.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Armenian Dad can confirm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvMFdfUQJyQ

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


https://twitter.com/ASankin/status/1491055611769163776

el oso
Feb 18, 2005

phew, for a minute there i lost myself
https://twitter.com/Maladroithe/status/1491148531708874753

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/beedubsprowl/status/1491271825044606981?s=21

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender

Poor horseface, thought of freckles and died

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet


I did not guess correctly. :stare:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

May that freckle lady forget to put on sunscreen every time she goes outside for more than an hour.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/musicstruggles1/status/1491041431611637760?s=21

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/Mikeachim/status/1491080740586782720

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Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
i too have read Julian May

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