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| I enjoy reading contemporary newspaper comics. |
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64 | 26.02% |
| I hate reading contemporary newspaper comics. |
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42 | 17.07% |
| I enjoy reading historical newspaper comics. |
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88 | 35.77% |
| I enjoy reading newspaper comics from foreign countries. |
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52 | 21.14% |
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Giant Ethicist posted:Night Visitors lmfao. The "fuk u lol" caught me offguard
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Cheer Up Boss Dharma
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Feb 9, 2022 01:13
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Feb 9, 2022 01:29
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Into Ilves  Nancy  Dustin  Mandrake 
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Feb 9, 2022 01:31
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Feb 9, 2022 01:36
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Feb 9, 2022 02:09
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And He Did! February 24, 1919 Outbursts of Everett True February 25, 1919  Gay and Her Gang March 7, 1930  Oaky Doaks August 6, 1936  Mopsy October 14, 1937  Up Front December 17, 1944  Dark Laughter December 2, 1950  So It Seems April 19, 1952  Those Were the Days September 18, 1958  Wee Pals April 28, 1966  Dogbert December 6, 1966 
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Feb 9, 2022 03:02
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Giant Ethicist posted:Night Visitors Is this some kind of Phalaris gag? \ e. there wer emore posts in the thread I hadn't seen yet. Lovely nonsense.
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Feb 9, 2022 03:47
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War manoeuvres? Between my breasts?  This storyline, what the gently caress.
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Feb 9, 2022 04:57
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Crabgrass is on break. Support Tauhid's Patreon here. Old School Peanuts (May 8, 1953)  Calvin and Hobbes (Sep 10-11, 1990)   No Blind Alley today.
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Feb 9, 2022 05:00
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Mutts  Sally Forth   Pearls Before Swine   Skippy (May 21-22, 1934)   Peanuts (February 10-11, 1975)   The Funky Winkerbean Dinner Theater presents "Oh, These Assholes Again." A play in one interminable act.   Crankshaft   Mutt and Jeff   Rip Haywire   Thimble Theater (September 8-9, 1938)   Out Our Way (March 17-19, 1938; spoiler for the usual reasons)    Toonerville Folks (Septermber 16-18, 1918)    Because reasons, we skip ahead to Little Lefty (January 20-22, 1936)    And we're a little late, so good night, folks...
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Feb 9, 2022 05:02
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I feel like Axa's boobs get noticeably larger in close-ups. And not just because of perspective.
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Feb 9, 2022 05:02
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I feel like this Axa storyline is revealing a lot of things about Romero I didn't really want to know.
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Feb 9, 2022 06:02
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catlord posted:War manoeuvres? Between my breasts?  WHY ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT WILBUR
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Feb 9, 2022 06:25
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Murdstone posted:It's more common than you th...well no it's actually not common at all. The way Ian and Mary just swapped spots here, how they both have the same vapid smiling expression on their faces, the blue void everyone is floating in... it's surreal. I wish I could believe this was intentional and Wilbur's dreaming this while lying on some island dying of thirst, but it's probably just newspaper comics art. 
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Feb 9, 2022 06:33
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Huxley posted:If there was any question of, "Does Family Circus just reuse the same jokes word for word?" my piano teacher wife says she has, "seen that one a bunch of times." don't worry, boss, I got you: 
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Feb 9, 2022 06:34
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Julet Esqu posted:The way Ian and Mary just swapped spots here, how they both have the same vapid smiling expression on their faces, the blue void everyone is floating in... it's surreal. I wish I could believe this was intentional and Wilbur's dreaming this while lying on some island dying of thirst, but it's probably just newspaper comics art. It's got that "original Evangelion ending" vibe to it.
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Feb 9, 2022 06:35
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catlord posted:War manoeuvres? Between my breasts? Oh no, the microscopic men are climbing atop my hard, delicately shaded nipples! How embarrassing.
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Feb 9, 2022 07:10
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It's now time for everyone to see the new page of the latest John Allison story and notice the actual premise of this one, because I have been vibrating with anticipation for the last two days.
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Feb 9, 2022 07:10
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Murdstone posted:It's more common than you th...well no it's actually not common at all. Getting all his angles in this week
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Feb 9, 2022 07:15
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Daddy Daze Take It From the Tinkersons  Macanudo  Dark Side of the Horse 
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Feb 9, 2022 07:21
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Garfield Heathcliff  Overboard  Monty  For Better or For Worse  Compu-toon  the comics kingdom side of the script stopped working so i'll post those when i'm awake
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Feb 9, 2022 09:38
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Yvonmukluk posted:Bad Machinery I can only hear that as the scream in the second Death Note OP and I feel like that reference is not beneath Allison.
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Feb 9, 2022 09:50
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davidspackage posted:Oh no, the microscopic men are climbing atop my hard, delicately shaded nipples! How embarrassing. perhaps taking a page from Gulliver's Travels quote:When dinner was almost done, the nurse came in with a child of a year old in her arms, who immediately spied me, and began a squall that you might have heard from London–Bridge to Chelsea, after the usual oratory of infants, to get me for a plaything. The mother, out of pure indulgence, took me up, and put me towards the child, who presently seized me by the middle, and got my head into his mouth, where I roared so loud that the urchin was frighted, and let me drop, and I should infallibly have broke my neck, if the mother had not held her apron under me. The nurse, to quiet her babe, made use of a rattle which was a kind of hollow vessel filled with great stones, and fastened by a cable to the child's waist: but all in vain; so that she was forced to apply the last remedy by giving it suck. I must confess no object ever disgusted me so much as the sight of her monstrous breast, which I cannot tell what to compare with, so as to give the curious reader an idea of its bulk, shape, and colour. It stood prominent six feet, and could not be less than sixteen in circumference. The nipple was about half the bigness of my head, and the hue both of that and the dug, so varied with spots, pimples, and freckles, that nothing could appear more nauseous: for I had a near sight of her, she sitting down, the more conveniently to give suck, and I standing on the table. This made me reflect upon the fair skins of our English ladies, who appear so beautiful to us, only because they are of our own size, and their defects not to be seen but through a magnifying glass; where we find by experiment that the smoothest and whitest skins look rough, and coarse, and ill–coloured.
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Feb 9, 2022 11:28
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Julet Esqu posted:The way Ian and Mary just swapped spots here, how they both have the same vapid smiling expression on their faces, the blue void everyone is floating in... it's surreal. I wish I could believe this was intentional and Wilbur's dreaming this while lying on some island dying of thirst, but it's probably just newspaper comics art.
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Feb 9, 2022 11:46
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Arlo and Janis Tina's Groove Classic (April 2, 2010)  Arlo and Janis Classic (April 2, 2000)  Garfield Classic (April 2, 1990) 
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Feb 9, 2022 12:19
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Buni Rhymes with Orange  Get Fuzzy 2/8/02  Brenda Starr 2/19-21/48    Smokey Stover 2/3/46  Everyday Movies 10/29/34  "Now the stuff in this can shakes, so I know 'tis either canned peaches or buggy paint. But this one don't shake at all, so it must be squash or axle-grease. All the labels washed off in the big rain."
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Feb 9, 2022 13:11
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Murdstone posted:It's more common than you th...well no it's actually not common at all. "Mark" bolded in the last panel... Now we turn to Mark Trail...
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Feb 9, 2022 13:22
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Vintage Valiant (Sep. 11, 1949)  
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Feb 9, 2022 13:42
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Rand Brittain posted:It's now time for everyone to see the new page of the latest John Allison story and notice the actual premise of this one, because I have been vibrating with anticipation for the last two days. John Allison Mystery Comic: Giant Days Foreshadowing perhaps?  John Allison's Patreon John Allison's Gumroad store Forward Slash Scare website for Allison's side comics John Allison posted:That’s an exciting logo, isn’t it? I wonder what Wayne Enterprises might be. Who is Wayne? What is a Pennyworth?
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Feb 9, 2022 14:56
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riderchop posted:For Better or For Worse I don't actually understand the punchline at all here. Is he talking about a bra? What?
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Feb 9, 2022 15:14
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Kazinsal posted:It's got that "original Evangelion ending" vibe to it.  Did a pretty slap-dash job, but somehow that just fits the dead-eyed, soulless art better.
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Feb 9, 2022 15:32
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The_Other posted:John Allison Mystery Comic: Giant Days Foreshadowing perhaps? Oh yes, excited to see where this goes. Foreground extra in the first panel: Mirror-universe Thicc Shelley?
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Feb 9, 2022 15:33
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If Wilbur is dreaming, that means he dreamt loving up his return from the dead. Which is v in character.
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Feb 9, 2022 15:34
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Wayne Encerprises
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Feb 9, 2022 15:36
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Green Intern posted:I don't actually understand the punchline at all here. Is he talking about a bra? What? Yeah, it's the tagline for the wonderbra, which somehow found a niche as a general punchline in the 90s. There's a lot of boob double entendres in the preceding panel to set it up, which I thought was pretty clever.
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Feb 9, 2022 15:38
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Wayne Enτerprises
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riderchop posted:the comics kingdom side of the script stopped working so i'll post those when i'm awake Yeah, I don't know if they changed something on the site or what. I'll try to find a free moment today to see if I can get the script going again. In the meantime, Bizarro hasn't updated today but here's Family Circus. 
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Feb 9, 2022 16:16
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Okay, here's a half-assed bandaid fix for the Comics Kingdom fetch/upload script. It seems something's wonky about CK's site certificate, and the command to get the raw html of the page (to parse it and find the address of the actual comic image) was failing out with a "cannot verify certificate" error. Putting in a "--no-check-certificate" flag gets it past that and then everything else works fine. (Note: We get away with this here because we don't actually care about strictly verifying CK's identity. Don't just bypass cert errors when doing something where security actually, you know, matters.) Anyway, open your script in a text editor and put that flag into the wget command on the line that looks like this: code:code:And hey, the script found today's Bizarro, even though the human-usable website is still showing yesterday's.  Bizarro 
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Feb 9, 2022 17:08
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Actuary X posted:"Mark" bolded in the last panel... Now we turn to Mark Trail... Good stuff, I hope Jules can give us more than a single panel but given it's a ghost story, maybe that's all we'll get.
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