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Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

christmas boots posted:

In The Wire there's a Cheese that sells heroin so it's not as though the clues weren't there.

slim charles did nothing wrong imo

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Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
cheese and bread are my heroin it’s true

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Eat This Glob posted:

slim charles did nothing wrong imo

lol at Slim slowly working his way up the chain of command by just being a solid employee and not causing any problems.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

christmas boots posted:

In The Wire there's a Cheese that sells heroin so it's not as though the clues weren't there.

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

Bored Online posted:

did people just have more mustaches back then of is this a tacticool thing

lovely pornstache was standard issue cop look until The Shield when it shifted to roided-out, shaved head and wrap-around shades.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Eat This Glob posted:

slim charles did nothing wrong imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbtQct3L3cA

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Slamhound posted:

lovely pornstache was standard issue cop look until The Shield when it shifted to roided-out, shaved head and wrap-around shades.

it really is a terrible moustache. Although I guess not the worst I've seen

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
the existence of a slim charles implies the existence of a fat chuck

Javid
Oct 21, 2004

:jpmf:

christmas boots posted:

the existence of a slim charles implies the existence of a fat chuck

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


mrmcd posted:

adding this one to the canon:

https://twitter.com/C_Sommerfeldt/status/1490717662674137090

edit: the context here is that NYC mayor Eric Adams has brain worms, and has made a big deal about how he's a vegan. On Friday their was a bunch of reporting that multiple people have seen him eat fish, and that the first "vegan fridays" he decreed for city schools was a disgusting disaster. He apparently stewed on this over the weekend, and then spent this morning ranting at the city hall press corp about the benefits of "plant based" diets while cooking vegan chili. He also claims he doesn't cook with "any oil" although watching some of the clips, he may just not understand the difference between saturated and unsaturated fats.

he really does represent nyc

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
Yeah I saw that McRib episode of the Simpsons with the Requiem for a Dream parody parts too

Ardent Communist
Oct 17, 2010

ALLAH! MU'AMMAR! LIBYA WA BAS!

christmas boots posted:

lol at Slim slowly working his way up the chain of command by just being a solid employee and not causing any problems.

criminal organisation has the benefit that if you're bad at your job, you're getting the axe or the pokey. regular businesses just have the peter principle loving everything up.

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
weeks ago Tifa porn interrupted an Italian senate zoom meeting

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Eric Adams is truly the Democrat Trump we needed

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
There are guys with the name D-Money, Smoothie, Shifty — these types of guys — they come from Connecticut and New York, they come up here, they sell their heroin, they go back home. Incidentally, half the time they impregnate a young, white girl before they leave, which is a real sad thing because then we have another issue we have to deal with down the road.

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

GalacticAcid posted:

There are guys with the name D-Money, Smoothie, Shifty — these types of guys — they come from Connecticut and New York, they come up here, they sell their heroin, they go back home. Incidentally, half the time they impregnate a young, white girl before they leave, which is a real sad thing because then we have another issue we have to deal with down the road.

incredibly, this was not Joe Biden

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
what happens the other half of the time?

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



sometime after this the cops lost their mustaches and their trigger discipline

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
remember when the media went so hard into Russiagate red scare poo poo they started talking about Russian 'anchor babies' and 'pregnancy tourists'

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
Trying to imagine trying to explain that picture to...anyone

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

lookin like a potato in a dress

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014

sexpig by night posted:

remember when the media went so hard into Russiagate red scare poo poo they started talking about Russian 'anchor babies' and 'pregnancy tourists'

I remember Louie gohmert going on about this on Anderson cooper. totally surreal. years later I went to some ridiculous “Anderson cooper live” thing and he specifically mentioned it. I believe the original accusation was that Muslim “terrorist” countries were doing this but there was zero proof of any kind to back it up

for Russia though the reverse is more likely since they banned us adoption of Russian children

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

lookin like a potato in a dress

The shoes are throwing me for a loop

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

crazy eyes mustafa posted:

I remember Louie gohmert going on about this on Anderson cooper. totally surreal. years later I went to some ridiculous “Anderson cooper live” thing and he specifically mentioned it. I believe the original accusation was that Muslim “terrorist” countries were doing this but there was zero proof of any kind to back it up

for Russia though the reverse is more likely since they banned us adoption of Russian children

i still lol that the reason given for don jr meeting the russians during the campaign was to discuss their ban on americans adopting russian babies. a ban which was enacted as retaliation for the magnitsky act. i'm sure that part never came up though

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

lookin like a potato in a dress

Buh buh buh but the ask-a-nazi tits!

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

remember in 1945 that most of the korean communists lived in the south and the US suddenly pulled out of negotiations with USSR (who had just pulled their troops from korea) and decided that the US Army Dictatorship Of Korea (USAMGIK) would do an election where their guy no one liked ran uncontested and won and then killed the communists in the south who protested his winning the election and then started incursions into the much stronger North and then the US and their lackies killed 15% of people in north korea on top of killing most left wingers in the south and by all definitions it was a genocide

and the US explination for the war is "north korea just went ape poo poo one day and invaded"

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

Better gently caress Chuck


christmas boots posted:

what happens the other half of the time?

They impregnate an old white guy.

Hedenius
Aug 23, 2007


Somebody mentioned this earlier. But you really need to see it to appreciate how insane of an idea this was.

It's like pouring a vial of insulin on the ground to show respect for those who have died from diabetes.

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Hedenius posted:

It's like pouring a vial of insulin on the ground to show respect for those who have died from diabetes.

I thought pouring one out for the homies was cool, oh poo poo.

The Chad Jihad
Feb 24, 2007




H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
obama wanted to fix healthcare because his mom died worrying about the cost of cancer treatment

quote:

I remember my mother. She was 52 years old when she died of ovarian cancer, and you know what she was thinking about in the last months of her life? She wasn't thinking about getting well. She wasn't thinking about coming to terms with her own mortality. She had been diagnosed just as she was transitioning between jobs. And she wasn't sure whether insurance was going to cover the medical expenses because they might consider this a preexisting condition. I remember just being heartbroken, seeing her struggle through the paperwork and the medical bills and the insurance forms. So, I have seen what it's like when somebody you love is suffering because of a broken health care system. And it's wrong. It's not who we are as a people.

what a piece of poo poo for thinking he accomplished something there

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

obama wanted to fix healthcare because his mom died worrying about the cost of cancer treatment

what a piece of poo poo for thinking he accomplished something there

What, he solved exactly her problem: Switching insurances from employer to employer and not covering her preexisting conditions.

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!
Also wtf, that is exactly who Americans are as a people.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Antonymous posted:

remember in 1945 that most of the korean communists lived in the south and the US suddenly pulled out of negotiations with USSR (who had just pulled their troops from korea) and decided that the US Army Dictatorship Of Korea (USAMGIK) would do an election where their guy no one liked ran uncontested and won and then killed the communists in the south who protested his winning the election and then started incursions into the much stronger North and then the US and their lackies killed 15% of people in north korea on top of killing most left wingers in the south and by all definitions it was a genocide

and the US explination for the war is "north korea just went ape poo poo one day and invaded"

The USAF destroyed 95% of all the buildings in North Korea

Mister Bates
Aug 4, 2010

Antonymous posted:

remember in 1945 that most of the korean communists lived in the south and the US suddenly pulled out of negotiations with USSR (who had just pulled their troops from korea) and decided that the US Army Dictatorship Of Korea (USAMGIK) would do an election where their guy no one liked ran uncontested and won and then killed the communists in the south who protested his winning the election and then started incursions into the much stronger North and then the US and their lackies killed 15% of people in north korea on top of killing most left wingers in the south and by all definitions it was a genocide

and the US explination for the war is "north korea just went ape poo poo one day and invaded"

also some of the refugees fleeing the genocide ended up in Japan, where tens of thousands of their descendants remain stateless people with no political rights to this day

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

yeah it's pretty funny

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
When federal legalization of weed was picking up support at least one US police departartment threatened to kill their drug sniffing dogs because they wouldn't have any use for them

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I mean that was probably going to happen anyway. Still p hosed up to threaten it

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GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


paul_soccer12 posted:

When federal legalization of weed was picking up support at least one US police departartment threatened to kill their drug sniffing dogs because they wouldn't have any use for them
I'm sure someone said it because my right wing cousin* brought it up for no reason at Christmas.

* -still a birther, states that building roundabouts in the US is a backdoor tactic to bring European socialism here (yeah, I have no idea either).

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