do u put ketchip on the eggs

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hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

AARD VARKMAN posted:

I respect all condiments.

a condiment centrist... aardvarks credibility as a food columnist and indeed, a human, continue sto fall

# ? Feb 10, 2022 18:36

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 17:30

dew worm: Apr 20, 2019

I stopped after the guy at the deli drenched my egg sandwich in ketchup

# ? Feb 10, 2022 18:37

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

Sweet relish is a highly suspect condiment and not worthy of respect imo

# ? Feb 10, 2022 18:37

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
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Big Beef City posted:

I will flick a steak knife backwards through my fingers at this mother fucker right here.

in my defense this is a habit i acquired from a taiwanese person while in taiwan (just the ketchup part really). that said i don't know if that person's friends thought it was weird or not

# ? Feb 10, 2022 18:40

pro starcraft loser: Jan 23, 2006; Stand back, this could get messy.

Go next level and put ranch on them.

# ? Feb 10, 2022 18:40

precision: May 7, 2006; by VideoGames

pro starcraft loser posted:

Go next level and put ranch on them.

jesus loving christ

# ? Feb 10, 2022 18:43

YeahTubaMike: Mar 24, 2005; *hic* Gotta finish thish . . .; Doctor Rope

Hell no. Typical breakfast = grits, sausage/bacon, and scrambled eggs with salt & pepper and a little goat milk thrown in, maybe with some cheddar cheese if I'm feeling decadent.

Meme Poker Party posted:

If it's just eggs on their own usually not. But sometimes I'll scramble some eggs, add some avocado slices, and melt cheese on top of it, maybe some potatoes/meat/whatever leftover too and then ketchup goes real good on that!!!

Minus the ketchup, this sounds amazing.

# ? Feb 10, 2022 18:43

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

thoughts?

# ? Feb 10, 2022 19:20

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

Only on human eggs

# ? Feb 10, 2022 19:22

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

AARD VARKMAN posted:

thoughts?

No I don�t like dog diarrhea on my eggs op

# ? Feb 10, 2022 19:22

hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

AARD VARKMAN posted:

thoughts?

absolutely none at all. brain is empty atm. thanks for following up

# ? Feb 10, 2022 19:26

pro starcraft loser: Jan 23, 2006; Stand back, this could get messy.

AARD VARKMAN posted:

thoughts?

What's on the bottom?

# ? Feb 10, 2022 19:29

ThawedGladiator: Aug 29, 2008

If I make a fried egg sammich sometimes I put ketchup, yeah. Sometimes I put mayo. Sometimes I put mustard (this is how my wife likes it.)

Sometimes I don't put anything except for extra butter on the toast.

Black pepper, always.

Hot sauce, yechhh.

# ? Feb 10, 2022 20:05

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

ThawedGladiator posted:

If I make a fried egg sammich sometimes I put ketchup, yeah. Sometimes I put mayo. Sometimes I put mustard (this is how my wife likes it.)

Sometimes I don't put anything except for extra butter on the toast.

Black pepper, always.

Hot sauce, yechhh.

what else do you put ketchup on other than potatoes

# ? Feb 10, 2022 20:09

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

pro starcraft loser posted:

What's on the bottom?

looks like diarrhea on top of crusted puke

# ? Feb 10, 2022 20:11

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

AARD VARKMAN posted:

what else do you put ketchup on other than potatoes

Hello moderator thank you for responding to my report.

There seems to be a lot of posting about eggs outside of the official GBS egg thread?? I did warn OP that we already had an official GBS egg thread.

Smugworth posted:

Hey OP maybe you're not aware but there is already an official GBS egg thread for posting about eggs. Maybe you can close this thread and post there so we can comment on your use of catsip on your eggs.

I have reported this thread to the mods. Thanks!

If you could close the thread when you get a chance that would be great!

Thank you for your service.

# ? Feb 10, 2022 20:15

Mellow_: Sep 13, 2010

I used to when I was a child but now sweet w/ eggs is just too much.

# ? Feb 10, 2022 20:15

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

you know what these delicious eggs need? SUGAR - an idiot

# ? Feb 10, 2022 20:16

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Peggy Edson posted:

no, I put hot sauce on eggs like a normal human

# ? Feb 10, 2022 20:17

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

Smugworth posted:

Hello moderator thank you for responding to my report.

There seems to be a lot of posting about eggs outside of the official GBS egg thread?? I did warn OP that we already had an official GBS egg thread.

If you could close the thread when you get a chance that would be great!

Thank you for your service.

this thread is being redeveloped by the zoning committee into a ketchup specific area. they say it's gonna bring in much needed jobs to our economy.

# ? Feb 10, 2022 20:18

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
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Nah, a little salt and a metric gently caress of black pepper will do.

# ? Feb 10, 2022 20:23

hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

Chinatown posted:

you know what these delicious eggs need? SUGAR - an idiot

i've been saying this......

# ? Feb 10, 2022 20:25

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

i've been saying this......

I bet you have.

# ? Feb 10, 2022 20:25

Ass-penny: Jan 18, 2008

I do not, op. Hope that helps.

# ? Feb 10, 2022 20:28

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

hollandaise on eggs if youre feelin fancy

which is basically just more egg emulsified in butter

its egg on egg

# ? Feb 10, 2022 20:29

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

Chinatown posted:

hollandaise on eggs if youre feelin fancy

which is basically just more egg emulsified in butter

its egg on egg

gently caress I haven't had a good eggs benny in a long time

# ? Feb 10, 2022 20:30

hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

AARD VARKMAN posted:

I bet you have.

post ur eggs tough guy

# ? Feb 10, 2022 20:31

gleebster: Dec 16, 2006; Only a howler; Pillbug

X-posting from the Egg thread:

gleebster posted:

Some people put ketchup on eggs. I've even known folks who do the same with fruit jelly. It's their eggs, so live and let live. I'll sometimes put a mild pepper sauce, like Cholula on my fried or scrambled eggs.

Eggs.

# ? Feb 10, 2022 20:32

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

gleebster posted:

X-posting from the Egg thread:

lol and someone was advocating for that thread

gas it and make this the official gbs egg thread

# ? Feb 10, 2022 20:33

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
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Yeah, salsa or some chimichurri could work.

# ? Feb 10, 2022 20:35

hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

getting increasingly unhinged about kerchup itt

# ? Feb 10, 2022 20:36

Rock Paper Tongue: Oct 24, 2016; May cause birth defects

Salsa or pico are the superior tomato-based topping for eggs, ketchup is way too sweet

# ? Feb 10, 2022 20:37

gleebster: Dec 16, 2006; Only a howler; Pillbug

As long as there's always room for eggs in the forums...and in our hearts.

# ? Feb 10, 2022 20:39

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

i think these are covered in tzatziki? or maybe watery cottage cheese. No way to be sure.

# ? Feb 10, 2022 20:39

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

had a giant veggie omelette with CHILE VERDE + QUESO on top at a diner and its was god tier

# ? Feb 10, 2022 20:39

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i usually put a habanero sauce on the egg but yesterday i tried chipotle and it was good

# ? Feb 10, 2022 20:41

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

AARD VARKMAN posted:

i think these are covered in tzatziki? or maybe watery cottage cheese. No way to be sure.

I�ll have the sausage pattylink, thanks.

# ? Feb 10, 2022 20:57

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