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Notorious R.I.M. posted:I've noticed that plastics all look alike. Take some clear packing tape and twist it in the sunlight. Slowly spin a plastic container until the cold room lighting splits into colors. The same sickly rainbow pops out of all of them, dominated by violet and greenish yellow. Oil slicks everywhere I look. I feel as if I need to stare at a piece of glass afterward to remember color. 
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Feb 10, 2022 13:55
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i mean plastics are gross and destroying the biosphere sure but the attempts at getting poetic about it are weird. plenty of plastics are crystal clear and don't show off some sort of "sickening" rainbow lolBaldDwarfOnPCP posted:funny that stewardship of the planet and care for other people is written down as pretty important in the judeo-christian tradition ish. imo a nontrivial number of followers read it as masters of the environment to do with as they see fit, and not stewards responsible for maintenance
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Feb 10, 2022 14:30
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All of this talk about Methane and the beginning stages of thinking about possibly, worst case, maybe saying goodbye to 1.5c in the mainstream conversation means they are around 10-15 years behind us. I'm curious how far things would need to accelerate to close that gap.
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Feb 10, 2022 17:15
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mediaphage posted:i mean plastics are gross and destroying the biosphere sure but the attempts at getting poetic about it are weird. plenty of plastics are crystal clear and don't show off some sort of "sickening" rainbow lol We all love plastic It is always crystal clear Very good for us
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Feb 10, 2022 17:19
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Rectal Death Adept posted:All of this talk about Methane and the beginning stages of thinking about possibly, worst case, maybe saying goodbye to 1.5c in the mainstream conversation means they are around 10-15 years behind us. not sure, things might not need to accelerate at all; even at the current rates any number of hideous things can happen to major us cities in the next five years Harry Potter on Ice posted:We all love plastic an apocalypse: 'tis but one thing can capture't - the noble haiku
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Feb 10, 2022 17:46
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have you heard that the largest carbon capture plant opened in iceland
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Feb 10, 2022 18:14
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500 good dogs posted:ain't that the loving truth What is this a quote of? I feel like I need the catharsis of the whole thing as I, as many of you, have and are and will continue to be forced to live in this dumb as gently caress truth.
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Feb 10, 2022 18:22
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Raine posted:have you heard that the Humans? Great compost! They destroyed their homes, singing: "Praise, number go up!"
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Feb 10, 2022 18:34
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Basic Poster posted:What is this a quote of? I feel like I need the catharsis of the whole thing as I, as many of you, have and are and will continue to be forced to live in this dumb as gently caress truth. https://massextinction.events/ I'm going through the menu in the order things are listed, gotta say: I love splif/em's writing, a lot, really cathartic indeed.
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Feb 10, 2022 18:48
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there's a great future or at least there was. one word: microplastics. lol
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Feb 10, 2022 18:52
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lol lmao lol haha the climate machine is broke let's build back better
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Feb 10, 2022 18:54
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skooma512 posted:"Midwinter Spring is it's own season" lousy smarch weather
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Feb 10, 2022 19:19
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title: how to stop climate change. lol, lmao, lmao. lmao, lmao, lol, lmao. lol, lol, lol: lmao.
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Feb 10, 2022 19:24
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sorry, the poison plastic rainbow is a thing now
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Feb 10, 2022 19:30
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asphyxiating inside a humid cocoon transforming to farts Notorious R.I.M. has issued a correction as of 20:10 on Feb 10, 2022 |
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Feb 10, 2022 20:04
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mahershalalhashbaz posted:sorry, the poison plastic rainbow is a thing now that's right. now if you'll excuse me i have more oil slicks to admire.
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Feb 10, 2022 20:06
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:asphyxiating  quote:The wise among us would all rather enjoy murdering a biosphere than have anything as gauche as a revolution, after all. 
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Feb 10, 2022 20:59
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How you fuckers pronouncing lmao anyway? Le Mao Elmo? I say the letters Like a man
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Feb 10, 2022 21:11
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i always pull my mask down when i say it
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Feb 10, 2022 21:12
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Egg Moron posted:How you fuckers pronouncing lmao anyway? l’mao
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Feb 10, 2022 21:15
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Tempora Mutantur posted:https://massextinction.events/ Wow. Two articles in, and wow, what a ride. Thank you for this. I can't tell you how glad I am to have it.
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Feb 10, 2022 21:21
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Jel Shaker posted:l’mao
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Feb 10, 2022 21:21
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Egg Moron posted:How you fuckers pronouncing lmao anyway? I also say the letters
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Feb 10, 2022 21:23
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mahershalalhashbaz posted:sorry, the poison plastic rainbow is a thing now we’re full of plastic, it’s fantastic
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Feb 10, 2022 21:25
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Fly Molo posted:we’re full of plastic, it’s fantastic becoming a barbie girl one microparticle at a time
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Feb 10, 2022 21:31
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LeMayo
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Feb 10, 2022 21:43
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https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1491797819597856774
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Feb 10, 2022 22:49
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Egg Moron posted:How you fuckers pronouncing lmao anyway? correct 
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Feb 10, 2022 22:51
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:becoming a barbie girl one microparticle at a time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6pm8BYoyT8
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Feb 10, 2022 22:54
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Finally crack-pinged all the way? Achieved extinction-event consciousness? Can feel it in your bones? Capable of admitting to yourself that the commies were right all along? Able to throw back your head and laugh in the face of the-riddle-of-history solved? Come chill with other doomheads! Head on over to C-Spam at the Something Awful forums – one of the only places left on the internet where people actually think. And laugh. So many lafs!
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Feb 10, 2022 23:25
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That's not what *my* elevator pitch looks like, but uhh, thanks for getting the word out. 
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Feb 10, 2022 23:26
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Are you watching? Have you been here? Is this the room that you remember? Where we laughed and gassed and flirted? Where we've been for all these years? poo poo. Motherfucker. Your children are already getting old. Your skin as thick as clay mud. Let's go. Let's have a chicken sandwich. Eat while you can, is what I'm saying. Chew the rubble. Suck the fat. Is that your Timmy on the floor beside you? His small eyes wide and full of curse? He's going to die. Your little Timmy. He's going to perish of something dumb. The Book says all first babies busted. You will watch your young boy die. Feed him antiseptic, vitamins and chicken soup. Kiss him on the face. By month's end he will be zero. His ghoul will clog your pretty home. Evenings of screech, of squawk, and rattle. Prepare yourselves. Turn the TV loud. Hide the windows. Clench the gun. Every home will fill thick with the souls of those it once covered over. The walls will move in smaller. The ceilings will come down. You've had all these years to pay attention. You've had time for spinach salads and Sunday football and summer beer. You've prayed for air conditioning. You've fixed your eyes to the small screen. Bastard. Bitch poo poo dicksucker. God is tired. Think of all the doors you've never opened. Of the photographs you've allowed to filch your image. Think of nothing. Think of poo poo. I can see you from here, you know. I am the Alpha and Omega. I am the Fonz. I've been inside your bed. Think of drought, then think of water. Years absorbing. Endless rain. Walls fattened, roof beams buckled. Your brother underground grown rot with wet. And after the rain, the infestation. The moth eggs in your ear holes. The growth of hair. You won't see that. You won't listen. There is something in your eyes.
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Feb 10, 2022 23:29
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Just need to backfill and the posting slash bean storage bunker will be complete. E: The crazy old dude died awhile back, his kids didn't seem all that excited to deal with the bus bunker. It might still be there.
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Feb 10, 2022 23:29
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:becoming a barbie girl one microparticle at a time lmao it owns
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Feb 10, 2022 23:31
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Finally crack-pinged all the way? Achieved extinction-event consciousness? Can feel it in your bones? Capable of admitting to yourself that the commies were right all along? Able to throw back your head and laugh in the face of the-riddle-of-history solved? a good start, gotta mention the Epstein thread too we’re on the rollercoaster ride to extinction and the people in charge are all pedophiles
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Feb 10, 2022 23:34
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get a pitch in there for posadism and the uap thread thread consensus there is pivoting to "aliens are gathering here to watch us kill ourselves and our planet", which is honestly more plausible than any earthly plans to deal with this, so i'm on board
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Feb 10, 2022 23:41
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Egg Moron posted:How you fuckers pronouncing lmao anyway?
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Feb 11, 2022 00:02
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Oxxidation posted:Are you watching? Have you been here? Is this the room that you remember? Where we laughed and gassed and flirted? Where we've been for all these years? poo poo. Motherfucker. Your children are already getting old. Your skin as thick as clay mud. Let's go. Let's have a chicken sandwich. Eat while you can, is what I'm saying. Chew the rubble. Suck the fat. Is that your Timmy on the floor beside you? His small eyes wide and full of curse? He's going to die. Your little Timmy. He's going to perish of something dumb. The Book says all first babies busted. You will watch your young boy die. Feed him antiseptic, vitamins and chicken soup. Kiss him on the face. By month's end he will be zero. His ghoul will clog your pretty home. Evenings of screech, of squawk, and rattle. Prepare yourselves. Turn the TV loud. Hide the windows. Clench the gun. Every home will fill thick with the souls of those it once covered over. The walls will move in smaller. The ceilings will come down. You've had all these years to pay attention. You've had time for spinach salads and Sunday football and summer beer. You've prayed for air conditioning. You've fixed your eyes to the small screen. Bastard. Bitch poo poo dicksucker. God is tired. Think of all the doors you've never opened. Of the photographs you've allowed to filch your image. Think of nothing. Think of poo poo. I can see you from here, you know. I am the Alpha and Omega. I am the Fonz. I've been inside your bed. Think of drought, then think of water. Years absorbing. Endless rain. Walls fattened, roof beams buckled. Your brother underground grown rot with wet. And after the rain, the infestation. The moth eggs in your ear holes. The growth of hair. You won't see that. You won't listen. There is something in your eyes. is this Blake Butler?
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Do not give up hope Politicians pay themselves That might do something
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Feb 11, 2022 00:06
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