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SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Android Apocalypse posted:

I like how the "fast cash" is in quotation marks, implying that in fact you will receive payment slowly, probably in several instalments over a set period of time.

Fast Cash is the name of a horse. The horse is buying other horses.

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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames





Fondly remembering when New York City was cool

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Sure, let's get 5 talking heads opining on this grand theft case. We'll put Al Sharpton in there just to fan the flames and Joe Scarborough for some reason because he's rational.

gently caress...what's this going to the steak supply lines?

Jesus christ

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
e: wrong thread with "funny" in the title

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

BiggerBoat posted:

Sure, let's get 5 talking heads opining on this grand theft case. We'll put Al Sharpton in there just to fan the flames and Joe Scarborough for some reason because he's rational.

gently caress...what's this going to the steak supply lines?

Jesus christ

It's evidence of rising crime! 10 steaks! Having more officers could've prevented this!

Golden Dragon
Apr 9, 2007

Always speak politely to an enraged Dragon

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Lex Luthor stole 10 steaks.

He STOLE 10 steaks.

That's 4 more than 6.

And that's terrible.

BooDooBoo
Jul 14, 2005

That makes no sense to me at all.


https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/gangtags/severancemdr.gif

https://www.joindarkorder.com/

They did, and now they're in a MEME

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

SpacePig posted:

It's evidence of rising crime! 10 steaks! Having more officers could've prevented this!

The steaks are high indeed!

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

There are many donut holes like it, but this one is mine

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001

The perfect Valentine's day face.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Someone finished all the donuts

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Milo and POTUS posted:

Someone finished in all the donuts

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Glaze my donut hole

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

What a fuckhead

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost

loving diabolical

The Wurst Poster
Apr 8, 2005

Literally the Wurst...

Seriously...

For REALSIES.


Busted a donut.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


The Wurst Poster posted:

Busted a donut.

text me

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

You always were a selfish lover

Letmebefrank
Oct 9, 2012

Entitled
https://twitter.com/FrugalFH/status/1491505268047368193?s=20&t=bmQKlu1onJZ3MccYWFVKsw

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


It's not too bizarre. Lawyers can act as you after you die to execute your estate. It is still kinda strange.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



i mean the button looks like its disabled anyway

manero
Jan 30, 2006

Requesting my own death certificate with my final breath only to be foiled by a CAPTCHA

Ninurta
Sep 19, 2007
What the HELL? That's my cutting board.


With Covid, they want you to check in ahead of time, like the Airlines.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

manero posted:

Requesting my own death certificate with my final breath only to be foiled by a CAPTCHA

What a time to discover you were an android.

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

goddamnedtwisto posted:

What a time to discover you were an android.

Reasonably sure that I am an Android, since I have never helped a tortoise under any circumstances

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Evilreaver posted:

Reasonably sure that I am an Android, since I have never helped a tortoise under any circumstances

Maybe you're The Shredder?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Kalm.jpg

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Please do not participate in lich erasure.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

now that's what I call "chicago style"

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
Wasn't it the San Francisco bay though?

edit apparently not, for some reason I thought it was in SF

anyway I remember some goon posting about how a bus dumped poo poo on their tour boat like an hour before the story broke.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches





In case you're curious, they work different shifts in the same kitchen and the rear end in a top hat leaves it like this:



Slow sharpie torture's too good for him

Gorilla Radio
May 10, 2007
On behalf of the Serbs, we're very sorry for the Hillary Clinton sniper incident. Next time, we'll aim better.

Evilreaver posted:

Reasonably sure that I am an Android, since I have never helped a tortoise under any circumstances

Do you dream of electric sheep?

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
The Peacemaker series has been really fun.

:nws: for a brief man-butt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5oQTkC4YEs

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Baron von Eevl posted:

Wasn't it the San Francisco bay though?

edit apparently not, for some reason I thought it was in SF

anyway I remember some goon posting about how a bus dumped poo poo on their tour boat like an hour before the story broke.

It's in the goldmine, it's an incredible read

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1174437&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

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