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the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008

bebaloorpabopalo posted:

are these dudes starting: a) a wrestling company, b) alternative right-wing media platform, c) a fitness podcast

casting a wide net to catch as many chuds and future chuds as possible.

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flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

the escape goat posted:

casting a wide net to catch as many chuds and future chuds as possible.

Every competitor shows up in 18 wheelers like Souled Out, except they also refuse to leave.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003




Thank god I won't be in those places

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



the escape goat posted:

casting a wide net to catch as many chuds and future chuds as possible.

Honestly wouldn't surprise me if Brian Cage ends up at one the shows. Granted I don't know when his AEW contract is up, but he'll definitely feel right at home with other right-wing anti-vaxxers that have no problem shoving steroid needles up their asses.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

more like EC3%

Basically if you wanna see McMahonism distilled down to an indie product, you can watch Control Your Narrative

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me

If you add in a 4th character, a steve brule type, this would be really funny

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

https://twitter.com/THEVinceRusso/status/1490792896223580162?s=20&t=K-XqFf7Qbgc7scV77d3ciQ

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
lmao

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

that's a death kiss

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
I hope they succeed just enough that they produce a lot of very funny meathead creative ideas and booking decisions

fez_machine fucked around with this message at 06:27 on Feb 8, 2022

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

fez_machine posted:

I hope they succeed just enough that they produce a lot of very funny meathead creative ideas and booking decisions

They already have.

https://www.youtube.com/c/ControlYourNarrative/videos

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

lol

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

insane that E3's linktree thing calls his website "my indoctrination site" which has sections like "wearable propaganda" lol

also crazy bullshit like this insta post where he said "WE TRAINED AT THE DUMP. BUT WE DIDN'T TAKE PICS OF IT BECAUSE WE'RE NOT PUSSIES"

https://www.instagram.com/p/CZPaXayOpD-/

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
he has a giant picture of patrick bateman in his living room

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
https://twitter.com/EnjoyWrestle/status/1491466056824766467
https://twitter.com/EnjoyWrestle/status/1491096051851591681
Both these matches were good and fun in their own right and hope people check them out!

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





bebaloorpabopalo posted:

he has a giant picture of patrick bateman in his living room

oh my god I cbf finding out if this is a joke or not, but if it's real, I wouldn't be surprised if this is why he called himself Derrick Bateman

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Killer Kross in MLW

https://twitter.com/mlw/status/1491945581274562562?s=21

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.

Venomous posted:

oh my god I cbf finding out if this is a joke or not, but if it's real, I wouldn't be surprised if this is why he called himself Derrick Bateman

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

hey paul

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Let's have a ball

TTBF
Sep 14, 2005



Seems AEW is letting their refs do indies too

https://twitter.com/sosprowrestling/status/1492257648032436224

This is by the Ballard Fred Meyer for you Seattle goons.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Wait, is she a shoot Hebner? :psyduck:

e: I am a mark.

TTBF
Sep 14, 2005



No, she just went by Gearl Hebner at her first promotion in Seattle and the name stuck in the PNW for a while.

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

Edward Mass posted:

Wait, is she a shoot Hebner? :psyduck:

e: I am a mark.

She is the only AEW ref working under am alias. It makes the "Bryce Remsberg, if that's his real name" thing from Taz more funny.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Doubleheader on IWTV tonight with AIW then West Coast Pro. WCP has ACH vs. Mike Bailey

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Oil! posted:

She is the only AEW ref working under am alias. It makes the "Bryce Remsberg, if that's his real name" thing from Taz more funny.

Wait, Taz started that? I heard JR mention it a few times and was really confused. What's the bit supposed to be?

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Gaz-L posted:

Wait, Taz started that? I heard JR mention it a few times and was really confused. What's the bit supposed to be?

I don't remember hearing Taz say it, JR uses it a lot. There's no bit, it's just one of those lines that old people think is always funny.

Thanlis
Mar 17, 2011

TTBF posted:


This is by the Ballard Fred Meyer for you Seattle goons.

I can literally walk from my house to Hale's in ten minutes flat, so we will probably need to go do this.

Thanlis fucked around with this message at 20:05 on Feb 12, 2022

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

Gaz-L posted:

Wait, Taz started that? I heard JR mention it a few times and was really confused. What's the bit supposed to be?

Bryce is just a real sketchy dude

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Penguin Patrol posted:

I don't remember hearing Taz say it, JR uses it a lot. There's no bit, it's just one of those lines that old people think is always funny.

It’s a good bit

the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008

was just at DEFY; after Nick Wayne and Chris Daniels had their match, Darby Allin came out to offer Nick Wayne an AEW contract

then Swerve came out to challenge Wayne for the next show

wild poo poo

TTBF
Sep 14, 2005



So sad I missed it but so happy I have tickets to that next show later this month.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/HOGwrestling/status/1492685466503680008?s=20&t=jo3OXgOrBG9KYwqt3EymAg

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




This feels way too soon after Fenix’s arm turned into rubber

NuclearPotato
Oct 27, 2011

Should slap, if their actual first meeting is any indication (they were on opposite sides of a Rush/LA Park trios in CMLL a few years ago, which resulted in a Briscoes\LB tag match going on in the ring while Park and Rush brawled all over the arena).

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

NuclearPotato posted:

Should slap, if their actual first meeting is any indication (they were on opposite sides of a Rush/LA Park trios in CMLL a few years ago, which resulted in a Briscoes\LB tag match going on in the ring while Park and Rush brawled all over the arena).

What an incredible summer that was. The Summer of Park.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Bryce was always the guy that was normal enough to talk to the cops so all the wrestlers assumed he kept giving them fake names. That's why Bryce is a ref and Taz wasn't. And JR commits 5-10 felonies getting breakfast.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
https://twitter.com/EnjoyWrestle/status/1493609132162699266
This match slapped so recommend anyone to watch it this Thursday

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Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



https://twitter.com/sescoops/status/1494354901228572673?s=21

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