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dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

flatluigi posted:

who the gently caress has any loyalty to a company who fires you. not even wwe, any company

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P9R2KaOaco

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
WWE didn't fire Keith Lee he betrayed them.

https://twitter.com/lynchxblueprint/status/1492133695775555589

https://twitter.com/lynchxblueprint/status/1492134829248462856

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:
me and my other peers, under the wwe umbrella, sitting just out of frame

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



”it would go against all of my morals” lmao the state of these brain worms

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



I love being a member of the WWE Universe, protected from reality by the WWE umbrella

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Stand up for WWE, but do it slowly so you don't black out.

Cult of Pies
Oct 2, 2021
sometimes the bad takes make me laugh

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around


Like another posted said, it *appears* that this person may be loving with people but that stuff this deranged is even in question is sad in itself.

https://twitter.com/lynchxblueprint/status/1492140639877795846

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Ganso Bomb posted:

Like another posted said, it *appears* that this person may be loving with people but that stuff this deranged is even in question is sad in itself.

https://twitter.com/lynchxblueprint/status/1492140639877795846

You can scroll their feed and see it's not a troll account. Like with WWF WWE Junkie anyone who claims they were trying to get "heat" after saying really stupid things that are completely consistent with their other tweets is just embarrassed.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

MassRafTer posted:

You can scroll their feed and see it's not a troll account. Like with WWF WWE Junkie anyone who claims they were trying to get "heat" after saying really stupid things that are completely consistent with their other tweets is just embarrassed.

Oh, well then nevermind! What a sad weirdo.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Ganso Bomb posted:

Oh, well then nevermind! What a sad weirdo.

Also important to remember the Jon Bois Rule of Trolls:

If someone says they were just trolling they were in fact, not trolling. A troll would keep trolling, not feel embarrassed their troll was successful and let everyone know they were just trolling.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
There is a lot of negativity and hate on twitter but this smear of No More BS Paul Wight might be the worst of the worst.

https://twitter.com/iamFenix18/status/1492026014003728384

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Cult of Pies posted:

sometimes the bad takes make me laugh



This person is just struggling to come to terms with wanting to kiss Wardlow. It's OK, buddy, you'll get there. We've all been there.

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
i want to kiss the strong wrestle man, and that's a problem Because

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


MassRafTer posted:

There is a lot of negativity and hate on twitter but this smear of No More BS Paul Wight might be the worst of the worst.

https://twitter.com/iamFenix18/status/1492026014003728384

The sick burn of pointing out that AEW has a lot of wrestlers people like and also Jack Swagger.

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012


I always want these people to take the IT'S ALL ABOUT TOTAL VIEWERS thing to its logical conclusion and tweet about how it's Actually Good that NXT's viewership is 70-year-olds. Napping boomers: the true rasslin fans.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

D.N. Nation posted:

I always want these people to take the IT'S ALL ABOUT TOTAL VIEWERS thing to its logical conclusion and tweet about how it's Actually Good that NXT's viewership is 70-year-olds. Napping boomers: the true rasslin fans.

In the old days kids were banned from attending shows at MSG. NXT is bringing things back to the way they were with Bruno.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

we don't talk about bruno

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Yes, he's Sacha Baron Cohen's weakest character.

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

We don’t talk about Bruno

No no no

Karma Tornado
Dec 21, 2007

The worst kind of tornado.

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





Power Windows posted:

Yes, he's Sacha Baron Cohen's weakest character.

nah, that was whatshisface from his film The Dictator

*checks notes* apparently his name was Admiral General Aladeen? shows how much I remember about that shitshow

heel turn
Jan 6, 2004

Some boy tried to step to me at the county fair. I said son u clearly have no ideal what creek im from

Really puts a new twist on "7 foot frame, rats along his back"

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Power Windows posted:

Yes, he's Sacha Baron Cohen's weakest character.

No, it's the reason Miranda is gonna have to fake smile when people ask why he doesn't have the EGOT yet.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Normally would scoff at posting Jobber Nation these days but I agree with The Snow Boi on this one.

https://twitter.com/snowboiiii/status/1492187756507893770

Cult of Pies
Oct 2, 2021
Up there with Nom talking about last night's IMPACT with everyone around the water cooler.

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


That's so shdh.txt it might actually have happened.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Cult of Pies posted:

Up there with Nom talking about last night's IMPACT with everyone around the water cooler.

And Ryan Satin discussing NXT with his barber

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Why tf is a waiter seeking your acknowledgement?

JT Smiley
Mar 3, 2006
Thats whats up!

MassRafTer posted:

Normally would scoff at posting Jobber Nation these days but I agree with The Snow Boi on this one.

https://twitter.com/snowboiiii/status/1492187756507893770

I would have believed this happened if everyone in the restaurant stopped what they were doing to clap.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Everyone simultaneously does the "chh chh" arm cock

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



And the server's name was Albert Einstein.

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



https://twitter.com/JobberNationTV/status/1491983502744735793

Hoss Corncave
Feb 13, 2012
Weird wrestling interactions do happen randomly. I was stopped from getting on a train once by the ticket inspector which confused me at first before I realised that he'd noticed my Bullet Club shirt and wasn't holding up his hand to stop me but instead was doing the too sweet gesture, which I then did back and he let me on.

That restaurant one however absolutely didn't happen.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Hoss Corncave posted:

Weird wrestling interactions do happen randomly. I was stopped from getting on a train once by the ticket inspector which confused me at first before I realised that he'd noticed my Bullet Club shirt and wasn't holding up his hand to stop me but instead was doing the too sweet gesture, which I then did back and he let me on.

That restaurant one however absolutely didn't happen.

real problem is you arent just too sweeting random people first

JT Smiley
Mar 3, 2006
Thats whats up!

Dig up, stupid.

Thanlis
Mar 17, 2011

Gaz-L posted:

No, it's the reason Miranda is gonna have to fake smile when people ask why he doesn't have the EGOT yet.

He shoulda written a better song for Moana but nope, he got punked by La La Land. It’s his own fault.

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

I was alone in a bar once so I had the bartender throw AEW on which he was happy to do. Then the evening crowd came in and I proceeded to hear variations of "who the gently caress put this poo poo on" for 2 hours straight. No normal person enjoys wrestling.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
EGOT PAGE

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JT Smiley
Mar 3, 2006
Thats whats up!

Eat My Fuc posted:

I was alone in a bar once so I had the bartender throw AEW on which he was happy to do. Then the evening crowd came in and I proceeded to hear variations of "who the gently caress put this poo poo on" for 2 hours straight. No normal person enjoys wrestling.

Mac's wood grill in Chicago plays AEW PPVs for no charge so there's always a mix of people who are die hard fans and people who have never seen a wrestling match in their life. During Full Gear I sat next to a group of women who were utterly perplexed by what they were watching until Jungle Boy came out and suddenly they were fans.

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