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Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

I buy three of every action figure. One to keep in box, one to open and one for cum purposes. My home is buried in plastic and cum.

Edit: Hello new page (said in the voice of Jerry Seinfeld)

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Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Keith Lee needs to lose weight so I can fit his figure in a jar

Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

I'm gonna be honest, I'm gonna 'shoot' a little here. I've never actually used any part of my toy collection in or around cum of any sort. But I have to say, you guys have really given me a lot to think about tonight.

Sandman from ECW fucked around with this message at 18:02 on Feb 10, 2022

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

Eat My Fuc posted:

Keith Lee needs to lose weight so I can fit his figure in a jar

just get a bigger jar, GOD, im sick of having to explain this to everyone!!

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

If I had my buttons still all of you would be done for

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Sandman McMahon posted:



We don't talk about Sid enough. He was tall and strong and he powerbombed many geeks. A good wrestler.

Sid is an absolute buffoon who does stupid poo poo in and out of the ring, and when you look back at the histories of the WWF and WCW titles, it would make one go "really? That loving moron?" And then you watch him in 1996 WWF and it's like, ah yes, I get it now.

Critical
Aug 23, 2007

sid loving owns all the time, actually

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

someone in my first e-fed would roleplay as sid and they really did a good job at making him seem "physco"

Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011



I've never seen them wrestle together but this is probably my favourite tag team ever.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Nobody has ever fist bumped better than Sid

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



The master of the powerbomb and the ruler of the world!!!!!

Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

If you really think about it, power bombs are the best. Just look at the list of ‘Masters of the Powerbomb’

Sid
Vader
Kevin Nash
Jushin Liger
Mike Awesome
Batista
Kevin Owens
Wardlow

Also if I could time travel this would be my team to kill hitler.

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

Wardlow’s is the safest of the whole lot. Dude is the best.

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
Powerbombs just rule.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


i like a big lariat about as much as a powerbomb. they’re the two best moves

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
It even has the best name

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

IGgy IGsen posted:

Powerbombs just rule.

Needs more flips

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."

Rarity posted:

Needs more flips

That's what the sunset flip powerbomb is for.

E: Talking about the running/standing variety, not the over the ropes one Hiromu does to the outside. That one doesn't look very flippy. Or Dustin's to the inside, that one looks too much like a Destroyer.

IGgy IGsen fucked around with this message at 19:30 on Feb 11, 2022

Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

Rarity posted:

Needs more flips

It’s called the Canadian Powerbomb. Owen perfected it in ‘98 but he knew the world wasn’t ready. Now it’s lost to time forever :(

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcP0hrK6pX4

Just ignore all the Yoshi Tonic ones. They are cool too but not what I mean.

IGgy IGsen fucked around with this message at 19:44 on Feb 11, 2022

Saucer Crab
Apr 3, 2009




Vader and Sid squashing jobbers with power bombs on early 90s WCW Worldwide

Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

Some people say they’d like to see Powerbombs with flips, I say what about Powerbombs with fists? Ever think of that?

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
If you really think about it a powerbomb is just a big fist made of a person punching the ground.

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nu2JlF79HOU

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

The last ride kinda sucks tho

Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011


That’s one heck of a Powerbomb there fella

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Sandman McMahon posted:

Some people say they’d like to see Powerbombs with flips, I say what about Powerbombs with fists? Ever think of that?
no flops, just drops

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

neoaxd posted:

The last ride kinda sucks tho

Disgusted Drake: Taker last ride
Happy Drake: Taichi last ride

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

i like how Fire Pro calls the Last Ride the "Final Powerbomb"

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



aew game better have a million moves with names so i can learn them a la no mercy. including all the right names for dives and suplexes

Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

Suplex Liberace posted:

aew game better have a million moves with names so i can learn them a la no mercy. including all the right names for dives and suplexes

Decades of wrestle watching has conditioned me to always expect the worst, so I’m totally prepared for all of Excaliburs calls to be like “Oh myyy!” and “whatta maneuver!”

Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

I feel like my last post in this thread sucked so to make it up I've decided to make a good post.

So here it is.

A good post.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaCb2XgSL_M

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Suplex Liberace posted:

aew game better have a million moves with names so i can learn them a la no mercy. including all the right names for dives and suplexes

That's how all of us and Excalibur learned the moves

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


ARMBAR A COP posted:

That's how all of us and Excalibur learned the moves

no mercy + joey styles meant i learned every wrestling move name between 1998 and 2000

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



ARMBAR A COP posted:

That's how all of us and Excalibur learned the moves

I am Excalibur IRL. The sword that is

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."

Suplex Liberace posted:

I am Excalibur IRL. The sword that is

How is it being stuck in The Rock at all times?

Neurotic Roleplay
May 20, 2005

neoaxd posted:

The last ride kinda sucks tho

wrong

Neurotic Roleplay
May 20, 2005

i like the gunn club / rear end boys, they had a good match against jurassic express on rampage

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



IGgy IGsen posted:

How is it being stuck in The Rock at all times?

ive been stuck in worse things, like Loch Ness.

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Cool Post Beg
Mar 6, 2008

DADDY MAGIC
Keith Lee and Jonah (Bronson Reed)

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