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 we've been putting poo poo in monkey's brains for 60 or 70 years now and are still nowhere near closer to mentally controlling robot arms to jack us off, freeing us from the tyranny of our local rub n' tugs
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and monkey's brains, though popular in elon musk's laboratory, are not often to be found in washington dc
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Elon Musk is fighting for a day where there can be a robot hand sensously cupping your balls at all times and another robot hand jacking you off furiously. All the time, everywhere you go. Imagine you and I, having a conversation at a bar. Drinking our beer and watching a sports game, while our robot arms jack us off.
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30.5 Days posted:Elon Musk is fighting for a day where there can be a robot hand sensously cupping your balls at all times and another robot hand jacking you off furiously. All the time, everywhere you go. Imagine you and I, having a conversation at a bar. Drinking our beer and watching a sports game, while our robot arms jack us off. Stop trying to make me like Elon Musk.
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30.5 Days posted:Elon Musk is fighting for a day where there can be a robot hand sensously cupping your balls at all times and another robot hand jacking you off furiously. All the time, everywhere you go. Imagine you and I, having a conversation at a bar. Drinking our beer and watching a sports game, while our robot arms jack us off. Elon isn’t nearly that cool
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Oscar Wild posted:https://twitter.com/emmagf/status/1492225271533129731?t=gkbf-HrCKeNxReyQ_Mf7jA&s=19 Mayor vows to crack down on degenerate trend that youth are calling "The Waltz".
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Oscar Wild posted:https://twitter.com/emmagf/status/1492225271533129731?t=gkbf-HrCKeNxReyQ_Mf7jA&s=19 i knew that wint guy was up to no good
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pretty sure the world of body positivity can be a lot more nuanced than skinny woman attracted to child porn enthusiast vs fat woman attracted to child groomer
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gradenko_2000 posted:https://twitter.com/alexandreafonso/status/1492387131741855761?t=NhhX2paWC6x51SWRAb240A&s=19 Women didn't have an federal right to vote in Switzerland until 1971 and the last canton didn't come onboard until 1991.
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mrmcd posted:Women didn't have an federal right to vote in Switzerland until 1971 and the last canton didn't come onboard until 1991. They wanted to wait and see how it played out in other countries first. Its called being prudent.
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30.5 Days posted:Elon Musk is fighting for a day where there can be a robot hand sensously cupping your balls at all times and another robot hand jacking you off furiously. All the time, everywhere you go. Imagine you and I, having a conversation at a bar. Drinking our beer and watching a sports game, while our robot arms jack us off. Tbh I can jack myself off, I need a robot hand to put a finger up my rear end at the same time so I can still hold my phone 🤳
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Brawnfire posted:Tbh I can jack myself off, I need a robot hand to put a finger up my rear end at the same time so I can still hold my phone 🤳 I can assure you there are machines for this already. Good luck holding on to your phone while spasming! Also, having a Musk-designed robot tug at my dick doesn't sound like something I'd want on account of I like my dick attached and not on fire.
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BonHair posted:Also, having a Musk-designed robot tug at my dick doesn't sound like something I'd want on account of I like my dick attached and not on fire. don’t kink shame
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Oscar Wild posted:https://twitter.com/swamp_land/status/1492315406505152512?t=m5xJiouihGg0bxVrBLOPHA&s=19 Where does the compressed air fit then? Owned
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tokin opposition posted:Where does the compressed air fit then? Owned In the cabin. As the plane rises, external pressure drops, and internal pressure is vented to propel a plane full of conservatives like letting air out of a balloon. Did you know wearing a mask on a plane reduces the flow of hot air from people's mouths, and the planes can't fly as fast because of it? Many such cases! fart
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tokin opposition posted:Where does the compressed air fit then? Owned Ummm, it's compressed? Checkmate, liberal!
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Mr Hootington posted:https://twitter.com/HeathcliffBot/status/1492544092491993091?t=jwBrIsay3k8jv6rWfk0okg&s=19 this is the closest to an actual joke I’ve seen out of these in a while.
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