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I hope someone brutally murders or maims Harry Maguire so that he can never play football or have an enjoyable life ever again.
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Feb 12, 2022 15:33
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Shrapnig posted:I hope someone brutally murders or maims Harry Maguire so that he can never play football or have an enjoyable life ever again. I hope the opposite OP and that he plays in Pooshiteds defense for the rest of his career
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CyberPingu posted:I hope the opposite OP and that he plays in Pooshiteds defense for the rest of his career
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CyberPingu posted:I hope the opposite OP and that he plays in Pooshiteds defense for the rest of his career I hope you get reincarnated as Zouma's cat.
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Feb 12, 2022 15:39
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Shrapnig posted:I hope you get reincarnated as Zouma's cat. 
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Shrapnig posted:I hope you get reincarnated as Zouma's cat. pooshited
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Feb 12, 2022 16:04
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i did not have Seamus Coleman Diving Header on my bingo card this morning
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Shrapnig posted:I hope someone brutally murders or maims Harry Maguire so that he can never play football or have an enjoyable life ever again. Shrapnig posted:I hope you get reincarnated as Zouma's cat. Nice meltdown
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Feb 12, 2022 16:23
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pik_d posted:Nice meltdown
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Feb 12, 2022 16:24
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Shrapnig posted:I hope someone brutally murders or maims Harry Maguire so that he can never play football or have an enjoyable life ever again. imagine getting so worked up about sports that you wish death or career ending injury on another human being might be time to take a break
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Honestly I want to like rashford despite him being a utd player because of his work off the pitch and I remember rating him in his break out season but gently caress me, he’s actually painful to watch. Can’t pass other than to a yard behind the player, can’t make runs despite being the fastest player on the pitch, never in a good position. Yikes Marcus
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Feb 12, 2022 16:31
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i want to like the guy who is feeding hungry children but he doesn't play football well enough so i can't
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Feb 12, 2022 16:40
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I want hungry children to get fed and united to be poo poo, so Marcus Rashford is cool and good imo
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Feb 12, 2022 16:52
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nawilo_420 posted:i want to like the guy who is feeding hungry children but he doesn't play football well enough so i can't I meant I want to like his football but you probably knew that already troll
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Strawman posted:I want hungry children to get fed and united to be poo poo, so Marcus Rashford is cool and good imo tip top lad
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Feb 12, 2022 16:54
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Strawman posted:I want hungry children to get fed and united to be poo poo, so Marcus Rashford is cool and good imo
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Hasn't Rashford been playing through injury issues for Man-U for much of the past 2 years? I remember stories like this used to circulate around: https://www.espn.com/soccer/manchester-united/story/4360439/rashfords-two-year-battle-through-pain-at-man-united Maybe that all should have cleared up by now, but I get the impression that between the lackluster management at the club, his own injuries, and the shortcomings of his teammates, Rashford's not going to look like a worldbeater. He should leave. Strawman posted:I want hungry children to get fed and united to be poo poo, so Marcus Rashford is cool and good imo 
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c0burn posted:https://twitter.com/AlkoJuice/status/1491161055619596288?s=20&t=kTRjw5KHZBvJImxuN_P-Xw lmao
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https://streamgg.com/v/6207c1f188b5a he is indeed, really poo poo
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can someone please explain harry maguire to me because i don't understand how he is even a professional footballer. just how many people does this guy have dirt on. or is he banging the queen or something
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Shrapnig posted:I hope someone brutally murders or maims Harry Maguire so that he can never play football or have an enjoyable life ever again. Shrapnig posted:I hope you get reincarnated as Zouma's cat. pik_d posted:Nice meltdown
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Parity warning posted:can someone please explain harry maguire to me because i don't understand how he is even a professional footballer. just how many people does this guy have dirt on. or is he banging the queen or something He's competent enough at international level and scores a header every other season. In a team that stays compact, with a sweeper keeper and little space behind the defence or between defence and midfield he can Get His Head On Things and Run Forward A Bit with the ball. Turns out when he has more than a 1 metre square of space to have to worry about he's incredibly limited and pray he never has to turn toward his own goal for anything other than to give a good lad nod to his keeper.
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NinpoEspiritoSanto posted:He's competent enough at international level and scores a header every other season. In a team that stays compact, with a sweeper keeper and little space behind the defence or between defence and midfield he can Get His Head On Things and Run Forward A Bit with the ball. Turns out when he has more than a 1 metre square of space to have to worry about he's incredibly limited and pray he never has to turn toward his own goal for anything other than to give a good lad nod to his keeper. Honestly I think people just get hypnotised by the sheer scale of his bonce, like he goes in to negotiate a contract and while the manager and chairman are staring, transfixed, at it his agent sneaks another couple of zeroes on and they sign it without looking because they're trying to work out how he ever gets through doorways.
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Ralph Rangnick calls him in to tell him he's dropped, loses his train of thought because Bruno Fernandes has just risen over his left ear, having become captured by the gravity of the Jovian mass of Maguire's skull.
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There's also a huge issue with Maguire being dogshit at marshalling a defense. Which I guess Varane was brought in to do/help with i guess but it seems that Maguire only shouts at his defense after something has happened as opposed to before/during, which, being a retroactive cb seems like a disaster waiting to happen
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looks like a nice day for a warm scram and mash sandwich in sunny burnley
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It's always fun when the commentary describes a goal as "shambolic." Thanks for not clearing, Spurs.
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Not sure about this Tottenham football team
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gonna be super pissed when liverpool let wout loving weghorst score a puksas level golazo
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Spurs are absolute poo poo. Lucky to get top half at this point never mind top 4. Glad the board decided to buy 2 players in the positions we are strongest in instead of players we actually need because getting a good deal is moelre important
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Parity warning posted:can someone please explain harry maguire to me because i don't understand how he is even a professional footballer. just how many people does this guy have dirt on. or is he banging the queen or something he's the most expensive defender in the history of football OP
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I'm not much of a lipreader but even I could understand the ref shouting "I'm gonna book him, what else do you want me to do?" at a Burnley player whinging about Joelinton doing one of the longest fouls I've ever seen.
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goddamnedtwisto posted:I'm not much of a lipreader but even I could understand the ref shouting "I'm gonna book him, what else do you want me to do?" at a Burnley player whinging about Joelinton doing one of the longest fouls I've ever seen.
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been a more uncomfortable half than I would have wanted or expected so nice for Fabinho to get that goal before halftime
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tetsuo posted:Burnley players shouldn't be on the pitch in the first place. Lol yeah I think hearing Chris Wood mentioned in commentary as I was posting short-circuited my brain. (It was of course a player from Aston Villa, a poo poo team in a completely different way from Burnley, and I apologise for any distress caused)
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