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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware/Software Crap > YOSPOS > YOSPOS Tweets v1.5: (enlarging bottoms mostly)
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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/gossipbabies/status/1487161069143576576
these tweet's got legs. i can feel it

* # ? Feb 12, 2022 00:21
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Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



 yospos tweets: jizz me on smackdog

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Truman Peyote
Oct 11, 2006

Achmed Jones posted:

yospos tweets: jizz me on smackdog

i dont like this cockney dirty talk

* # ? Feb 12, 2022 01:29
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Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014

Achmed Jones posted:

yospos tweets: jizz me on smackdog

Elton John: Jizz me on tiny smackdog

* # ? Feb 12, 2022 01:30
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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/fleaskeys/status/1491985384527572996?s=21

* # ? Feb 12, 2022 03:07
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dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

Fast Food Fight

Grimey Drawer
a complex process to determine an outcome from a set of inputs that gets overruled by someone unqualified and acting in bad faith? checks out.

* # ? Feb 12, 2022 05:00
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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/lindsey/status/1492331841721815044

* # ? Feb 12, 2022 05:37
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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/feraljokes/status/1492294117493252100

* # ? Feb 12, 2022 05:38
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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/gossipbabies/status/1487161069143576576
Every product manager I work with uses a different issue tracker.

It's a pain in the rear end but it gives me deniability and I get paid either way so 🤷🏻‍♀️

* # ? Feb 12, 2022 06:22
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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/feraljokes/status/1492294117493252100

those 8 monkeys still love the chip though

* # ? Feb 12, 2022 07:44
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susan b buffering
Nov 14, 2016

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/feraljokes/status/1492294117493252100

sad lol

* # ? Feb 12, 2022 07:51
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dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

Fast Food Fight

Grimey Drawer
those monkeys saw a white light and swerved towards it

* # ? Feb 12, 2022 11:43
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Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



 https://twitter.com/CorgiHell/status/1492363716628652039

* # ? Feb 12, 2022 17:27
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Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

 https://twitter.com/CyberPunkCortes/status/1492276933488488448?s=20&t=8kQOPwXd7aIlAL03dAfBDA

* # ? Feb 12, 2022 17:54
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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Cat Face Joe posted:

https://twitter.com/CorgiHell/status/1492363716628652039
https://twitter.com/apropellantyarn/status/1492499078395138052?s=21

* # ? Feb 12, 2022 18:07
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Midjack
Dec 24, 2007

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

https://twitter.com/CyberPunkCortes/status/1492276933488488448?s=20&t=8kQOPwXd7aIlAL03dAfBDA

i'd go to that show.

* # ? Feb 12, 2022 18:59
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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004

Kenny Logins posted:

https://twitter.com/apropellantyarn/status/1492499078395138052?s=21
lmao

* # ? Feb 12, 2022 19:03
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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

https://twitter.com/CyberPunkCortes/status/1492276933488488448?s=20&t=8kQOPwXd7aIlAL03dAfBDA

https://twitter.com/aletia03/status/1492527434159341574

* # ? Feb 12, 2022 19:12
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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/maggiecsiebert/status/1492224199141867531

* # ? Feb 12, 2022 19:17
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Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

Kenny Logins posted:

https://twitter.com/apropellantyarn/status/1492499078395138052?s=21

someone make the mod

* # ? Feb 12, 2022 19:18
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Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Midjack posted:

i'd go to that show.

a lot of those aren't even musicians, they're just fans. Just these badass metalheads walking around with insane drip

* # ? Feb 12, 2022 19:23
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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Kenny Logins posted:

https://twitter.com/apropellantyarn/status/1492499078395138052?s=21

holy poo poo

* # ? Feb 12, 2022 19:23
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Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/maggiecsiebert/status/1492224199141867531

The bad news is you'll only get orgasms thinking about elon musk

* # ? Feb 13, 2022 00:39
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mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Jabberlock posted:

The bad news is you'll only get orgasms thinking about elon musk

all i gotta do's look down

https://twitter.com/BandManKevo/status/1492609889981587462?s=20&t=RJVeEcQVUyIo-Ltktdg_dg

* # ? Feb 13, 2022 03:57
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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



 god martin short and patrick stewart look rough

* # ? Feb 13, 2022 04:30
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mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
 loool

* # ? Feb 13, 2022 04:43
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Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014

mediaphage posted:

https://twitter.com/BandManKevo/status/1492609889981587462?s=20&t=RJVeEcQVUyIo-Ltktdg_dg

https://twitter.com/419kiddd/status/1492617796957753346

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in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

 lower is definitely dana carvey as the turtle from master of disguise

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theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

PCjr sidecar posted:

lower is definitely dana carvey as the turtle from master of disguise

gonna need a moment of silence for that one

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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
before i actually read the tweet i thought that was musk and joe rogan

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MrQueasy
Nov 15, 2005

Probiot-ICK
I thought it was Auggie Smith (as portrayed by Robert Patrick) from Peacemaker.

* # ? Feb 13, 2022 07:44
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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

MrQueasy posted:

I thought it was Auggie Smith (as portrayed by Robert Patrick) from Peacemaker.
:hmmyes: the fivehead

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Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

MrQueasy posted:

I thought it was Auggie Smith (as portrayed by Robert Patrick) from Peacemaker.

in the show he looks like Mac’s mom from Always Sunny

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/tonyhawklogos/status/1492237488341016578

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Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001
 https://twitter.com/FreyjaErlings/status/1489742660906672129

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Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007

Asleep Style posted:

with any luck he will soon be bloomberg terminal

lol

* # ? Feb 14, 2022 07:16
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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/ariadneconill/status/1492673202824171521

* # ? Feb 14, 2022 15:13
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Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

500 good dogs posted:

https://twitter.com/FreyjaErlings/status/1489742660906672129
* # ? Feb 14, 2022 18:42
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mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
 https://twitter.com/lessisabore/status/1493359798967930881?s=21

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Hunter2 Thompson
Feb 3, 2005

Ramrod XTreme

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/lindsey/status/1492331841721815044

oh lol i've watched some of her distributed systems lectures

* # ? Feb 15, 2022 00:49
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