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Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
Was Jardin the one with the obviously fake thesis supervisor or whatever

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
fake thesis supervisor/cult leader except the cult was actually just an abusive relationship between two people where jardin was the abusive party.

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

you should definitely judge jardin.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

the sex ghost posted:

The trump statue in the hall of presidents that was clearly a Hillary statue they'd built in advance and they just threw a suit and wig on it when he won

Nothing could possibly be funnier than whatever speech they had to make him give now that I think about it

Tankbuster
Oct 1, 2021
The wojak racewar on twitter.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Megillah Gorilla posted:

For reference, this is Xeni Jardin:



When you download a Mass Effect import save and their Shepherd looks like this

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

did she name herself after the alien from alien and the spanish word for garden? what's her deal, and do i want to know?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
it's a white woman

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010


So white that's she's not legally allowed within 500 feet of a golden retriever

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Didn't her grad advisor/shaman Jimmy Tenochtitlan or whatever give her that name so she could understand the plight of all minority peoples

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



my aztec name is pseudomeuble

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



bill mitchell

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



remember when 2016 was a funny fluke lol

— yo these people are saying there was never any dicks and it was just photoshop... you think about that?
— well, i mean... people were there, they saw the dicks, so
— i mean, i didn't see them... you see them?

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

Eat This Glob posted:

did she name herself after the alien from alien and the spanish word for garden? what's her deal, and do i want to know?

xeno is a greek root for foreigner or something of a different origin

xeniflores is a spanish name that means 'foreign flowers' I guess, idk that's what the internet said. when I look it up it mostly links to things talking about this lady, that's her full assumed given name

Jardin is garden yeah should be Jardín. "Foreign flower garden"

her birth name is Jennifer Hamm

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



i changed my mind, im gonna be

SUPERBLÜMCHEN

heute wilst mein tag bleiben

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

Fight Song

Flipswitch
Mar 30, 2010


The impeach trump dance

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

Mind_Taker posted:

bill mitchell

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



bret stephens complaining to the provost of a university and trying to get a college professor fired because he called him a bedbug

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




god loving hell

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


/holds bill up and sniffs his bottom

yeah, it might be

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


Juan Guaido

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"
When Eminem did a rap about Trump during the BET Awards leading to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMayNWZJ1KU

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
Oprah's name is actually Orpah.

sleeptalker
Feb 17, 2011

The time Musk took too many drugs and tweeted some poo poo that triggered an SEC lawsuit, possibly because he was freaking out at the thought of having sex with a black woman (Azaelia Banks).

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Animal-Mother posted:

Oprah's name is actually Orpah.

Harpo is her production compay

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

ArmZ posted:

Harpo is her production compay

Wasn’t that one of the three stooges or Marx brothers or some other godawful 100 year old ‘comedy’ troupe?

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


HashtagGirlboss posted:

Wasn’t that one of the three stooges or Marx brothers or some other godawful 100 year old ‘comedy’ troupe?

How dare you insult the honor of the Marx bros like this

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


HashtagGirlboss posted:

Wasn’t that one of the three stooges or Marx brothers or some other godawful 100 year old ‘comedy’ troupe?

Marx Brothers wrote the defining song of the modern GOP 90 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29E6GbYdB1c

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Mr. Lobe posted:

How dare you insult the honor of the Marx bros like this

Also the three stooges

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
https://twitter.com/MatthewSitman/status/1492559178967232517?s=20&t=a3xHC1ZfFqtfJhDX4AMJZg

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Mr. Lobe posted:

How dare you insult the honor of the Marx bros like this

yeah what the hell? that's comedy blasphemy.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
you know what gently caress it, I’ll go to bat for the stooges too. there’s nothing wrong some some old fashioned slapstick

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

the marx bros did all right for themselves and would have been s tier posters if posting had been invented

Benagain
Oct 10, 2007

Can you see that I am serious?
Fun Shoe

Dustcat posted:

the marx bros did all right for themselves and would have been s tier posters if posting had been invented

Lady I like my keyboard but I take my hands off it every once in a while

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
I don’t care to belong to any forum that will have me as a member.

Pitch
Jun 16, 2005

しらんけど

Antonymous posted:

xeno is a greek root for foreigner or something of a different origin

xeniflores is a spanish name that means 'foreign flowers' I guess, idk that's what the internet said. when I look it up it mostly links to things talking about this lady, that's her full assumed given name

Jardin is garden yeah should be Jardín. "Foreign flower garden"

her birth name is Jennifer Hamm
She claims a Guatemalan guru gave her the name Xeniflores and that it's an indigenous Mayan word even though it's obviously not and probably not even real Spanish.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Pitch posted:

She claims a Guatemalan guru gave her the name Xeniflores and that it's an indigenous Mayan word even though it's obviously not and probably not even real Spanish.

Maya would never lie to her tho

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

sleeptalker posted:

The time Musk took too many drugs and tweeted some poo poo that triggered an SEC lawsuit, possibly because he was freaking out at the thought of having sex with a black woman (Azaelia Banks).

Also because he thought Grimes was going to be bringing home Iggy Azalea for him to bang.

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