VANTASM!! (Or, Post Pictures from Trashy Old Magazines)

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Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

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Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Hooray for 200 pages of trashy old garbage art!!

Blatz and Liberace are a winning combination.

Gutter Phoenix fucked around with this message at 19:54 on Feb 13, 2022

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Rascar Capac: Aug 31, 2016; Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

Gutter Phoenix posted:

I wonder what this guy's just remembered?

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ChesterJT: Dec 28, 2003; Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus

Gutter Phoenix posted:

Amazing

# ? Feb 13, 2022 18:30

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Rascar Capac posted:

I wonder what this guy's just remembered?

His bag is filled with skittles instead of a parachute.

# ? Feb 13, 2022 18:33

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

# ? Feb 13, 2022 18:40

AKZ: Nov 5, 2009

TRUMAN YOU drat JOKER!

*hurtling towards the ground in a hail of candy*

# ? Feb 13, 2022 18:42

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

# ? Feb 13, 2022 18:53

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

# ? Feb 13, 2022 18:56

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

# ? Feb 13, 2022 18:57

Szyznyk: Mar 4, 2008

Nazis and wife swapping. Wife swapping and Nazis.

# ? Feb 13, 2022 19:02

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

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Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

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Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Szyznyk posted:

Nazis and wife swapping. Wife swapping and Nazis.

# ? Feb 13, 2022 19:20

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

# ? Feb 13, 2022 19:23

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

# ? Feb 13, 2022 19:24

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Gutter Phoenix posted:

THAT IS MY ARM

GIVE IT BACK
YOU ARE A GATOR

IT WONT EVEN FIT

# ? Feb 13, 2022 19:30

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

# ? Feb 13, 2022 19:39

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

# ? Feb 13, 2022 19:42

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

Gutter Phoenix posted:

Please answer soon I need to know

# ? Feb 13, 2022 19:44

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

# ? Feb 13, 2022 19:47

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Scratch Monkey posted:

Please answer soon I need to know

# ? Feb 13, 2022 19:49

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

# ? Feb 13, 2022 19:52

muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

Porfiriato posted:

I wonder what caused the decline of those insane men�s magazines full of ACTION and NAZIS and SEX. There were tons of them in the 50s and yet it seems like they were basically gone by 1970 except a few action-adjacent mags like Soldier of Fortune.

I assume the rise of porno books becoming available in America were what killed them off. You no longer had to read some smutty short story or grainy cheesecake and instead got a bunch of actual nudity.

# ? Feb 13, 2022 20:25

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Clearly, our society needs more magazines full of action-packed stories about kicking the poo poo out of nazis.

It's like fluoride in the water, you never miss it until you don't have it and your teeth get cavities. Except these cavities are fuckin' nazis and they suck.

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MrYenko: Jun 18, 2012; #2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

I wasn�t previously aware that busty Nazi hitwomen was a trope.

# ? Feb 13, 2022 20:40

Remulak: Jun 8, 2001; I can't count to four.; Yams Fan

MrYenko posted:

I wasn�t previously aware that busty Nazi hitwomen was a trope.

# ? Feb 13, 2022 20:49

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

The disclaimer at the bottom is great

# ? Feb 13, 2022 20:51

Szyznyk: Mar 4, 2008

It took them nearly 30 years to out-bad-taste Ilsa but Diddler�s List managed to do it.

# ? Feb 13, 2022 21:00

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

# ? Feb 13, 2022 21:00

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

# ? Feb 13, 2022 21:03

ChesterJT: Dec 28, 2003; Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus

I've never had a girl invite me in and make me a ham sandwich. I need to re-evaluate my life.

# ? Feb 13, 2022 21:07

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

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AKZ: Nov 5, 2009

nsfw

AKZ fucked around with this message at 21:18 on Feb 13, 2022

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Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

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Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

# ? Feb 13, 2022 21:12

doctorfrog: Mar 14, 2007; Great.

https://archive.org/details/attentionkmartshoppers

"OK, I have to admit this this is a strange collection. In the late 1980's and early 1990's, I worked for Kmart behind the service desk and the store played specific pre-recorded cassettes issued by corporate. This was background music, or perhaps you could call it elevator music. Anyways, I saved these tapes from the trash during this period and this video shows you my extensive, odd collection."

# ? Feb 13, 2022 21:21

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

doctorfrog posted:

https://archive.org/details/attentionkmartshoppers

"OK, I have to admit this this is a strange collection. In the late 1980's and early 1990's, I worked for Kmart behind the service desk and the store played specific pre-recorded cassettes issued by corporate. This was background music, or perhaps you could call it elevator music. Anyways, I saved these tapes from the trash during this period and this video shows you my extensive, odd collection."

Thank you for providing the link!!

I have all of those tapes downloaded on an external hard drive somewhere. They're great.

It reminds me of something called "business funk" I also downloaded from somewhere around the same time, probably also from archive.org.

# ? Feb 13, 2022 21:26

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Gutter Phoenix posted:

It's hilarious that all of these super-macho tough guy magazines from the 50's and 60's are difficult to search for on the internet because the keywords immediately bring up oodles of homosexual pornography. LOL!!!

I think it's kind of dope that these mags can satisfy both groups.

# ? Feb 13, 2022 23:09

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Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

I love that these bike magazines going for the tough-guy image are still referring to their bikes as "scoots" and "putts."

# ? Feb 13, 2022 23:39

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