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Kingo Ligma posted:I'm just out here looking to get my taint aura'd Gonna have your root chakra on a new vibration
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:The place always felt weird and then I got a dog and she'd sit for hours staring at the closet or she'd start barking and chase an invisible thing to the closet. your landlord didn't clean the closet after the dude died and the dog could smell remnants of eu d'corpse. qed. also Santa claus isn't real efb
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poisonpill posted:The cashier at the grocer today tried to make small talk with the guy in front of me. Asked if he’d seen the new Fresh Prince reboot. The guy checking out replied with the fastest, angriest “No!” I’ve ever heard. "No!" is just about the only valid response to an unironically gritty seaboot of a 90s sitcom
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thoughts and prayers posted:His mansion was decorated like a Japanese castle, he made the web sales team wait 20 minutes in the foyer, came out in a kimono wearing dark sunglasses, and sat on a throne-like chair that was 2-ish feet higher than where the guests sat. Unless you've told this story before, this is apparently a thing he does since I've heard it from multiple places
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Feb 15, 2022 02:28
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Decided I'm going to watch Near Dark tonight before the Re:View comes out, and I figure I might was well stream it for anyone else inclined to so the same. So, uh  DeadDiscordMedia Special Presentation or something?1. Near Dark  It's got vampires and a bunch of the cast from Aliens! 2. NOTHING!  I'm just doing the one movie. Going to start at 9:30 EST, about an hour from now.
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Feb 15, 2022 02:28
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"Only the dead have seen the end of nostalgia reboots."
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Feb 15, 2022 02:29
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In conclusion, ghosts are real, anime can be very good despite some bad ones out there like Evangelion, and I'm now going to put on nightmare alley and will not be taking further questions.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Gonna have your root chakra on a new vibration DM me
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:anime can be very good Don't DM me
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Feb 15, 2022 02:44
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Reboot chat hearin Bel Air is dire Saved by the Bell sequel/reboot is way better than it had any right to be, it also made "Showgirls is actually Jesse Spano under an alias" canon
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TheSwizzler posted:Reboot chat hearin Bel Air is dire Welp that's going to teach me to be hyped for something
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Feb 15, 2022 03:14
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saw a negative review of bel air from a major outlet. the first comment said the show was great and the reviewer probably prefers minstrel shows to serious black drama. the second comment said the reviewer should be fired for their anti-white rhetoric. very normal country we got here
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Feb 15, 2022 03:18
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Just wait until the review starts getting spammed with Will Smith quotes
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Feb 15, 2022 03:19
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Ridley Scott intends to return to finish off Blade Runner for good. Naturally, an Amazon production.
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Feb 15, 2022 03:24
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He's going to burn the original film like lucas is going to do to sw before he croaks.
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Feb 15, 2022 03:30
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infernal machines posted:Ridley Scott intends to return to finish off Blade Runner for good. Naturally, an Amazon production. Looking forward to an extremely bored Harrison Ford in a soiled bath robe pointing at his cgi robot dick while Ridley yells "oi ee's a fookin robot inne ya stupid slags. Go fook yoreselves" for three hours.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:In conclusion, ghosts are real, anime can be very good despite some bad ones out there like Evangelion, and I'm now going to put on nightmare alley and will not be taking further questions. Nightmare Alley was a good flick. Now I got to see the original.
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This Valentine's Day, StarWars.com is thrilled to reveal Star Wars: The Princess and the Scoundrel, a new novel from author Beth Revis arriving this summer. Set just after the events of Star Wars: Return of the Jedi, the story begins on the forest moon of Endor, where Han proposes in the elation of the rebel victory against the Empire. After a ceremony at the site of the victory celebration at the end of the film, the newlyweds depart for a honeymoon aboard the Halcyon starcruiser, the luxury vessel at the heart of the new Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser experience at Disney World Resort. In their most desperate hour, with the war still raging but the Empire nearing its last gasp, the couple must outwit the Imperial remnants clinging to power.
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Jose Oquendo posted:This Valentine's Day, StarWars.com is thrilled to reveal Star Wars: The Princess and the Scoundrel, a new novel from author Beth Revis arriving this summer. Set just after the events of Star Wars: Return of the Jedi, the story begins on the forest moon of Endor, where Han proposes in the elation of the rebel victory against the Empire. After a ceremony at the site of the victory celebration at the end of the film, the newlyweds depart for a honeymoon aboard the Halcyon starcruiser, the luxury vessel at the heart of the new Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser experience at Disney World Resort. In their most desperate hour, with the war still raging but the Empire nearing its last gasp, the couple must outwit the Imperial remnants clinging to power. I have no idea whether you're making that up or not
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Dabir posted:I have no idea whether you're making that up or not What does your heart tell you? Trust your feelings.
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I want to think the Disney World plug is a step too far but I just... I can't be sure any more
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It's real of course. Much to absorb. When the market for cross promoting manchildren action figures falls out, why not give cross promoting manchildren honeymoons a shot I suppose
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Jose Oquendo posted:This Valentine's Day, StarWars.com is thrilled to reveal Star Wars: The Princess and the Scoundrel, a new novel from author Beth Revis arriving this summer. Set just after the events of Star Wars: Return of the Jedi, the story begins on the forest moon of Endor, where Han proposes in the elation of the rebel victory against the Empire. After a ceremony at the site of the victory celebration at the end of the film, the newlyweds depart for a honeymoon aboard the Halcyon starcruiser, the luxury vessel at the heart of the new Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser experience at Disney World Resort. In their most desperate hour, with the war still raging but the Empire nearing its last gasp, the couple must outwit the Imperial remnants clinging to power.  It's real.
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Jose Oquendo posted:This Valentine's Day, StarWars.com is thrilled to reveal Star Wars: The Princess and the Scoundrel, a new novel from author Beth Revis arriving this summer. Set just after the events of Star Wars: Return of the Jedi, the story begins on the forest moon of Endor, where Han proposes in the elation of the rebel victory against the Empire. After a ceremony at the site of the victory celebration at the end of the film, the newlyweds depart for a honeymoon aboard the Halcyon starcruiser, the luxury vessel at the heart of the new Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser experience at Disney World Resort. In their most desperate hour, with the war still raging but the Empire nearing its last gasp, the couple must outwit the Imperial remnants clinging to power.
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"I got so caught up in the emotion, I proposed" - Han Solo, smuggler, raconteur Also, it's very important that their child who would go on to become a space Nazi and kill billions was not conceived out of wedlock.
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Kingo Ligma posted:Han solo definitely seems the marrying type. Did he marry that space otter he hosed in one of the books?
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Depends, did he knock it up? You know Han, always trying to do the right thing
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actually the space otter laid eggs in han and then said it was going out to buy some death sticks and never came back for two books han had a large distended belly and then he gave birth to a litter of pups
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Milo and POTUS posted:Unless you've told this story before, this is apparently a thing he does since I've heard it from multiple places I don't think I have told it before, but... I've been here a while.
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Some things should be left in a Mystery Box™️. infernal machines posted:"I got so caught up in the emotion, I proposed" Kylo, like his grandfather, is a genocidal maniac. They both betray friends and kill family members. Anakin slaughters defenseless children. But the important message here is that they are both redeemed by the power of love.
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It's about family. And that's what's so powerful about it.
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Origami Dali posted:new bel air discourse is way weirder than new lotr discourse https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nl4J4yPX6c
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In the pre Disney Star Wars Han Solo won planet in a card game and then used a date rape gun to kidnap Princess Leia so he could give her the planet as a gift. Then it turned out the planet had rancor riding space witches on it an a fat Imperial Admiral tried to freeze it with a James bond doomsday weapon.
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Was that a Valentine's Day announcement too?
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Arc Hammer posted:In the pre Disney Star Wars Han Solo won planet in a card game and then used a date rape gun to kidnap Princess Leia so he could give her the planet as a gift. Then it turned out the planet had rancor riding space witches on it an a fat Imperial Admiral tried to freeze it with a James bond doomsday weapon. 
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Let's talk about how that episode where Mike has the giant flask isn't even the drunkest he's been on camera.
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Can anyone tell me what episode had that one movie where the guy is about to have sex with some chick and then finds the guy with the camera and then punches her so hard even Jay reacts in horror?
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