Politoons 2022: I am the Warax, I speak for the MICs

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Mr. Squishy: Mar 22, 2010; A country where you can always get richer.

Kurzon posted:

In the conservative spheres, they wear that label with pride.

It's used a lot by right wingers, but not exclusively. It's still a positive adjective, so why introduce the confusion by using it if you mean to say that someone's a right-wing nutjob?

# ? Feb 14, 2022 16:37

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# ? May 23, 2024 16:08

Dr. VooDoo: May 4, 2006

Pants Donkey posted:

1/8
"Huh, I seem to be posting this one more frequently every year..."

I�ll show the Libs! The vast majority of guns are safe and handled correctly! *proceeds to list horrible places to store guns that could easily be stolen by criminals or fall into the hands of children*

# ? Feb 14, 2022 16:41

duz: Jul 11, 2005; Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost

Dr. VooDoo posted:

I�ll show the Libs! The vast majority of guns are safe and handled correctly! *proceeds to list horrible places to store guns that could easily be stolen by criminals or fall into the hands of children*

Also revealing the belief that a gun is a totem that its mere existence keeps you safe. How does the hypothetical bad guy know you have a gun in your underwear drawer?

# ? Feb 14, 2022 17:12

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

Pants Donkey posted:

12/27

I consider this all the time. The only reason why Beyonce and the rest are paid so much is because the people who help them write lyrics/scripts, choreograph their shows, make their clothes are paid less. Even though they work just as hard or even harder. In a fairer and better world there wouldn't be millionaires or billionaires.

quote:

1/31

Fun fact: In Norway free education is a right. Not only for norwegian students but also for exchange students. Basically all you pay for when you enter higher education are your printer paper and a small amount to a humanitarian organization.

# ? Feb 14, 2022 17:31

Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

If guns dont kill people then they dont kill your enemies, if they dont kill your enemies then they dont keep you safe.

Fuckin rat man
https://youtu.be/VEz0Xka2eyw

# ? Feb 14, 2022 17:34

Twelve by Pies: May 4, 2012; Again a very likpatous story

Pants Donkey posted:

1/16

This is literally a joke that leftists make to show how stupid the idea is that undocumented immigrants get free welfare/health care/college, and he's presenting it completely sincerely. Christ.

# ? Feb 14, 2022 17:36

oobey: Nov 19, 2002

Twelve by Pies posted:

This is literally a joke that leftists make to show how stupid the idea is that undocumented immigrants get free welfare/health care/college, and he's presenting it completely sincerely. Christ.

All Ratman cartoons need a flashing scrolling banner at the bottom reading THIS IS WHAT CONSERVATIVES ACTUALLY BELIEVE.

# ? Feb 14, 2022 18:17

DalaranJ: Apr 15, 2008; Yosuke will now die for you.

Pants Donkey posted:

Rat Comics for January: Radicalized Rats

1/8

Terry, I know you�re too stupid to have a reasonable discussion about guns, so let�s go for the bare minimum here. Store your goddamn gun in a safe, jackass.

# ? Feb 14, 2022 18:26

DarklyDreaming: Apr 4, 2009; Fun scary

DalaranJ posted:

Terry, I know you�re too stupid to have a reasonable discussion about guns, so let�s go for the bare minimum here. Store your goddamn gun in a safe, jackass.

But what if I need to shoot my sleep paralysis demons?

# ? Feb 14, 2022 18:46

Technowolf: Nov 4, 2009

Pants Donkey posted:

1/7
I forget what she actually said, but you know.

Kellies nomination: Worst Caricature

# ? Feb 14, 2022 18:56

Cloud Potato: Jan 9, 2011; "I'm... happy!"

Guardian:

"Nicola Jennings on fears over a Russian invasion of Ukraine � The US recently said Vladimir Putin could launch an invasion within days"

Telegraph:

Olaf Scholz: Ukraine crisis a challenge for German leader

Independent:

Professor who suggested non-white Britons not �indigenous� to advise Gove on levelling-up plan

Times:

Evening Standard:

Kamila Valieva: Cas clearance for skater sparks anger at Winter Olympics

# ? Feb 14, 2022 19:11

I dont know: Aug 9, 2003; That Guy here...

Pants Donkey posted:

1/8
"Huh, I seem to be posting this one more frequently every year..."

When I was in seventh grade a kid at my school, one year younger, fatally shot himself in the head playing with his mother's boyfriend's handgun. It was stored in a cardboard box in a sock drawer with bullets. Per his friends, he had evidently found it weeks ago and had played with it a number of times before the accident, but the boyfriend was too careless to even notice that. I'm mostly inoculated to the awfulness of conservative cartoons after years in this thread, but this one makes my loving blood boil.

I dont know fucked around with this message at 19:31 on Feb 14, 2022

# ? Feb 14, 2022 19:18

Mordaedil: Oct 25, 2007; Oh wow, cool. Good job.
So?; Grimey Drawer

Kurzon posted:

In the conservative spheres, they wear that label with pride.

Anyway, even when he appeared to be a militant feminist, I didn't respect him because he had a very weird idea about how prostitution and pornography worked. He seemed rather out of touch with reality. It seemed like almost every woman in his strips was a victim of sexual exploitation.

'Based' means "opinion which with I agree", so when you say someone is 'based' it is calling out that you agree with it.

Hth

# ? Feb 14, 2022 20:52

Apple Pie Hubbub: Feb 14, 2012; Take that, you greedy jerk!

# ? Feb 14, 2022 21:43

Your Gay Uncle: Feb 16, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

There is a particular cartoon I have been trying to find but haven't had any luck. I'm positive I saw it here, because it's the only place I see political cartoons. I'm sorry, I have no idea who drew it, and it was from many years ago.

It was Obama flying on a giant "Hope" symbol, while herding white conservatives into Walmarts that had been converted into FEMA camps. It was Operation Jade Helm adjacent. Does this ring any bells ?

# ? Feb 14, 2022 22:06

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

I really hate it how Lester is just drafting his cartoons and not even trying to bother to properly finish them. Erase those lines! :argh:

# ? Feb 14, 2022 22:06

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Your Gay Uncle posted:

There is a particular cartoon I have been trying to find but haven't had any luck. I'm positive I saw it here, because it's the only place I see political cartoons. I'm sorry, I have no idea who drew it, and it was from many years ago.

It was Obama flying on a giant "Hope" symbol, while herding white conservatives into Walmarts that had been converted into FEMA camps. It was Operation Jade Helm adjacent. Does this ring any bells ?

Do you have any mental image of the artistic style?

David Dees springs to my mind except there's no Obama on this one.

# ? Feb 14, 2022 22:11

Trapezium Dave: Oct 22, 2012

Pope:

Rowe:

The polls this year have Labor at least ten points ahead of the Coalition and Scott Morrison is running out of time to turn it around. Peter Dutton and Josh Frydenberg are the two Liberals most likely to replace Morrison as leader either after an election loss or of things get too dire, before.

Spooner:

Warren Brown:

Wilcox:

# ? Feb 14, 2022 22:29

Vib Rib: Jul 23, 2007; God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss
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Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

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When discussing Covid, public health, and an ongoing global pandemic claiming thousands of lives every single day, the grim reaper should represent... Midterms!

# ? Feb 14, 2022 23:01

Raised By Birds: May 5, 2013

quote:

BETWEEN TRUCKS AND A HARD PLACE�

Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is between trucks and a hard place. At first he dismissed the truckers as they drove to Ottawa by saying they were a �fringe minority.�

A joke. Something to be dismissed with a contemptuous wave of his hand. When it got more serious he pulled out his big insults and lies. He claimed they were engaged in vandalism and flying �racist� flags. He pronounced the protest as �unacceptable� and a threat to the economy. He even said the truckers were abusing small businesses and stealing food from the homeless.

If anyone hurt small businesses, it was Trudeau with his useless lockdowns. He hurt the working class by mandating injections of under-tested and dangerous vaccines. Trudeau didn�t care about health, though. We know he used Covid as an excuse to grab power. He wanted vaccine �passports� to track and abuse citizens. Those who refused medical tyranny lost their jobs. Many Canadians finally had enough with Trudeau�s abuse of power. That�s why he has the situation he faces today.

The question is, how much longer will Trudeau dig in his heels while faced with a losing situation? He should quickly agree to the truckers� more than reasonable terms. Jettison the vaccine mandate. What�s his alternative? Use brute force like his pappy Fidel Castro would do? Maybe order a Tiananmen Square similar to what his CCP friends carried out? It sounds ridiculous, but he already has snipers set up. If Trudeau chooses the might makes right option, it will spell the end of his regime.

We need to support the truckers and all protestors who want to end medical tyranny, not just in Canada, but worldwide.

� Ben Garrison

This is Paynesian levels of BIG STRONG VROOM VROOM versus little wussy smart car.

# ? Feb 14, 2022 23:05

Your Gay Uncle: Feb 16, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Nenonen posted:

Do you have any mental image of the artistic style?

David Dees springs to my mind except there's no Obama on this one.

It was definitely more cartoonish, pretty sure it was a leftish artist who was making fun of conservatives for believing the most insane theories anyone on facebook would post.

# ? Feb 14, 2022 23:12

the_steve: Nov 9, 2005; We're always hiring!

Pants Donkey posted:

1/8
"Huh, I seem to be posting this one more frequently every year..."

So, the guns clearly can't kill people of their own volition because they are inanimate objects sitting in drawers.

But they also keep the family safe, despite being inanimate objects sitting in drawers.

I feel like there's a contradiction here... :thunk:

# ? Feb 14, 2022 23:18

kartikeya: Mar 17, 2009

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

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In order to win the midterms, Democrats have decided to just let the Republican base fuckin' die.

# ? Feb 14, 2022 23:25

lightrook: Nov 7, 2016; Pin 188

the_steve posted:

So, the guns clearly can't kill people of their own volition because they are inanimate objects sitting in drawers.

But they also keep the family safe, despite being inanimate objects sitting in drawers.

I feel like there's a contradiction here...

Gun owners are both extremely careless about safe gun storage, and also excessively confident in their guns' ability to magically ward away danger. AGC

# ? Feb 14, 2022 23:26

Technowolf: Nov 4, 2009

Your Gay Uncle posted:

It was definitely more cartoonish, pretty sure it was a leftish artist who was making fun of conservatives for believing the most insane theories anyone on facebook would post.

This one?

# ? Feb 14, 2022 23:37

Your Gay Uncle: Feb 16, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Technowolf posted:

This one?

Yes, bless your heart!

# ? Feb 15, 2022 00:36

Raised By Birds: May 5, 2013

Lalo Alcaraz

Robert Ariail

Stuart Carlson

Jeff Danziger

Matt Davies

Al Goodwyn

Good thing no one's doing that.

Bob Gorrell

Joe Heller

Mmm, I'd say swap 'commercials' and 'halftime show.'

Clay Jones

Mike Lester

Did someone say "woman?" Oh boy! Now's my chance to be transphobic!

Jack Ohman

Joel Pett

Rob Rogers

That's not water...

Tom Stiglich

Oh gently caress off.

Matt Wuerker

Tony Branco

quote:

Troubleshooter The Democrats treat the high crime problem they created as though they didn�t create it.

quote:

From the Heart Biden Valentine�s Day where his achievements aren�t real, and his radial policies are a pile of schiff.

The "radial" left returns!

# ? Feb 15, 2022 05:01

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

Raised By Birds posted:

This is Paynesian levels of BIG STRONG VROOM VROOM versus little wussy smart car.

Those tiny little wheels are kind of adorable.

Edit: Must be part of Biden's radial agenda.

Murdstone fucked around with this message at 05:26 on Feb 15, 2022

# ? Feb 15, 2022 05:23

Somfin: Oct 25, 2010; In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.; Nap Ghost

Raised By Birds posted:

This is Paynesian levels of BIG STRONG VROOM VROOM versus little wussy smart car.

Ah yes, how do I show that we represent the majority view? Better put lots of trucks in the frame.

Seven is plenty.

# ? Feb 15, 2022 05:28

duz: Jul 11, 2005; Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost

Raised By Birds posted:

# ? Feb 15, 2022 05:32

Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

Raised By Birds posted:

Al Goodwyn

Good thing no one's doing that.

Mike Lester

Did someone say "woman?" Oh boy! Now's my chance to be transphobic!

Tom Stiglich

Oh gently caress off.

gently caress all of you so loving much, especially that last one. Jesus loving christ.

# ? Feb 15, 2022 06:20

Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

Like seriously, how the gently caress can anyone look at a drawing of kids with broken bones and black eyes and think "hmm yes this is exactly as bad as wearing a cloth mask". I'm so sick of these god drat snowflakes.

# ? Feb 15, 2022 06:41

Thoughtless: Feb 1, 2007; Doesn't think, just types.

Raised By Birds posted:

Mike Lester

I have to say I kinda understand Lester's perspective, here. I mean, imagine for a moment, that you find out that your wife is actually a very strong muscular man who was pretending all along? And you're Mike Lester, attempting to beat her? It'd get a lot more difficult.

So his fears make sense, given his hobbies. Too bad he still has no idea what trans women are.

# ? Feb 15, 2022 09:10

Antigravitas: Dec 8, 2019; Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

# ? Feb 15, 2022 11:39

SubG: Aug 19, 2004; It's a hard world for little things.

Raised By Birds posted:

Tom Stiglich

Oh gently caress off.

This is not quite as repugnant as that "Don't resist arrest" Ramirez, but if there's a hall of fame for all-time bad political comics, it's in the running.

# ? Feb 15, 2022 11:52

Twelve by Pies: May 4, 2012; Again a very likpatous story

Raised By Birds posted:

Tom Stiglich

Kellies nomination: Overall Worst

# ? Feb 15, 2022 12:59

Dr. VooDoo: May 4, 2006

Raised By Birds posted:

This is Paynesian levels of BIG STRONG VROOM VROOM versus little wussy smart car.

the trucker protest has had incredible backlash in Canada. The support for public health measures has actually increased in response and 80% of Canadians are against the protestors, with the majority saying they should face fines and jail time as well as those that support them. Truly they are the voice of the people

# ? Feb 15, 2022 13:32

HootTheOwl: May 13, 2012; Hootin and shootin

Raised By Birds posted:

Tom Stiglich

Oh gently caress off.

Hey remember when Tucker Carlson said this and you had to play it off for a cycle like he was just joking? Using satire?
Oh, so now you unironically believe it?
Cool.

# ? Feb 15, 2022 14:00

Neito: Feb 18, 2009; 😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

HootTheOwl posted:

Hey remember when Tucker Carlson said this and you had to play it off for a cycle like he was just joking? Using satire?
Oh, so now you unironically believe it?
Cool.

I wonder how far down on the Right-Wing Grift totem pole these guys are, though. They might actually buy that poo poo.

# ? Feb 15, 2022 15:41

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logger: Jun 28, 2008; ...and in what manner the Ancyent Marinere came back to his own Country.; Soiled Meat

Raised By Birds posted:

Silly Joe, using mud to make Valentine's Day chocolates.

# ? Feb 15, 2022 20:26

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