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Hughlander posted:AITA for uninviting my SIL to my wedding for her trashy behavior? So I'm guessing 0% chance that the cousins were kicked out for being so trashy to go to a strip club
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The Glumslinger posted:So I'm guessing 0% chance that the cousins were kicked out for being so trashy to go to a strip club Well no. They’re scholars.
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lumpentroll posted:AITA for asking my wife not to gaze into people’s windows at night while I drive? And the gold medal for biggest leap of logic goes to
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Always good to finally understand the context behind a phrase I've seen repeatedly but never quite understood.quote:My family poops big. Maybe it's genetic, maybe it's our diet, but everyone births giant logs of crap. If anyone has laid a mega-poop, you know that sometimes it won't flush. It lays across the hole in the bottom of the bowl and the vortex of draining water merely gives it a spin as it mocks you. Was poop knife a twitter thing at some point? Was that about making a knife out of frozen poop? So many questions.
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# ? Feb 15, 2022 10:45 |
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Another one from r/Legaladvice [Alabama] Harassing neighbor quote:I have a neighbor for the last 3 years has been harassing me none stop. She tries to control how I live (its an apartment complex and shes the down stairs neighbor and the walls and floors are really thin)
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# ? Feb 15, 2022 10:52 |
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re: non traditional wedding that the family don't like, I think Indian wedding - because of the traditional music line.
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Halloween Jack posted:Maybe he needs to butt out of his daughter's personal life by not loving people she personally knows? Nah, therobit posted:Another one from r/Legaladvice SWAT her. Problem solved, just make sure the tip can't be traced back to you.
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This guy is just making my skin crawl. Gross! I told this girl why she was single and she got mad at me; what did I do wrong? quote:I recently became acquainted with a girl and I gave her some tips on dating, as she hasn't really gotten much experience with guys (even as friends) and lacks confidence because she thinks she looks ugly.
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Evil Willow posted:This guy is just making my skin crawl. Gross! acid bath
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pentyne posted:Always good to finally understand the context behind a phrase I've seen repeatedly but never quite understood. The post is a couple of years old, so it was reposted by the usual suspects in listicles (buzzfeed, twitter, etc) and was predictably turned into a plastic piece of junk novelty you can buy for $20 with none of the profits going to the OP. Freezing your poo poo into a knife is unrelated: additional detail here
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Angrymog posted:re: non traditional wedding that the family don't like, I think Indian wedding - because of the traditional music line. They mentioned the fiance being from a different province, so I figured it wasn't India. Pakistan, Russia?
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# ? Feb 15, 2022 14:07 |
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Indian wedding would make a lot of sense, since it's supposedly this big, exhausting affair that's very much more for the families than the people actually getting married. The Indian people I've known who've had traditional weddings talk about it roughly they same way you'd talk about a weeklong waterboarding session, so good on the brother for dodging it.
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Grape posted:Whoever itt said that Childfree creeps are basically super immature losers upset that something even more immature might usurp them? All the "childfree" people are just terminally online as well. I am friends with several couples that just never wanted kids for whatever reason but we all still hangout because they haven't made being childfree their defining personality trait. It's honestly easier to hang out with them since only one couple needs to figure out a baby sitter and they all know that if they ever question their decision they can come over and watch our kids for a few hours and get it out of their system
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The first childfree people I ever met were confusing because one of them had kids from a previous relationship, so I guess they were childfree except for two weekends a month and a chunk of every summer. They joined a local club based around socializing without kids and used to moan about how hard it was to find friends without kids (while hanging out with our group who mostly didn't have kids). They talked about children more than any of my parent friends do on the nights we make adults-only plans. The wife used to insist that he was a good dad and she just didn't interact with his daughters much, but it's hard to imagine how their vocal disdain for having kids around wouldn't seep into his custody time. Thankfully the friend of a friend connection there got dropped because those people were drama. The only other real-life childfree person I know is the type whose main conversational mode is complaining. Her entire social media feed is about how annoyed she is at life. Every time I run into her she goes on this rant about how all her friends suck because they keep ditching her. Then she asks if I want to go grab dinner/drinks. And... no? Why would I volunteer to be on the list of people you're going to whine about later?
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AITA for refusing to change my son's chosen first and middle name per my BIL's request?quote:Throwaway, also the username is inspired by the family situation at the moment.
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Childfree weirdos are also usually misogynists. Even the women (especially the women tbh). Calling other women "mombies", "mombots", "incubators", "cows", and other vile things.
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AITA for refusing to drive the neighbors child home from school when he called me a F-slur?quote:Not the A-hole quote:haha I work in customer service, I deal with bigger assholes that this dipshit every week
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# ? Feb 15, 2022 16:19 |
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therobit posted:Another one from r/Legaladvice This one's easy. If her neighbor freaks over incidental noise she's critically weak to legal noise. Buy a decibel meter and familiarize yourself with the local noise ordinance. If your neighbor acts up put on a legally permissable Lincoln Park LP and go for a walk. Repeat as necessary.
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# ? Feb 15, 2022 16:33 |
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There are plenty of "pay it forward" wedding traditions you would be an rear end in a top hat to opt out of. Like a Bosnian wedding is pretty much a feast for the neighborhood, and you get to dine free every weekend there's a wedding nearby, with the expectation you'll pick up the tab once in your life. Like there's plenty of reasons you might opt out of that, but if you have the ability to do so, and have gone to the weddings of total strangers to get a shank of suckling lamb, you're being kind of a prick. Or, there was one tradition I heard of in this thread (I think somewhere in China) where all the married couples band together to give a newlywed couple a huge lump sum of money with which to start their life together. OP decided they didn't need to follow this tradition the moment they got they got their money and someone else got married, and didn't pay a dime forward because they had nothing to gain from that. They were pretty much unilaterally declared the rear end in a top hat for having a "non-traditional" attitude, and for good reason. If any of those details were pertinent to the post in question, OP would for sure have mentioned them.
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# ? Feb 15, 2022 16:33 |
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I've said it before, the difference between "I'm not having children" and "I'm child-free" is the same as "I play video games" and "I'm a gamer" Avoid the latter in both cases.
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The terms crotch-spawn and crotch droppings were very popular on these forums in the early 2000's. And yes, the forums were extremely mysogynist.
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Tarkus posted:The terms crotch-spawn and crotch droppings were very popular on these forums in the early 2000's. And yes, the forums were extremely mysogynist. Were?
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teen witch posted:Were? i mean, it was a lot worse
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(It’s getting better, but whenever we get a goon posting straight out of 2004 it’s rough)
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OH poo poo IM AN 04 I THOUGHT I WAS 06 oh my god I'm older than I thought.
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I’m glad the forums are “growing up”, even if it means some Bush-era weirdo has a meltdown over wanting to do a sexism
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WHADDYA MEAN WE CAN'T CALL DAMES BROADS NO MORE
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therobit posted:AITA for asking that my daughter not share a room with a special needs kid?
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# ? Feb 15, 2022 16:51 |
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What if you think kids are great and deserve love and respect and nurturing but don’t, like, personally think you should have any and you don’t ever talk about it unless someone asks you because it is the opposite of a fun conversation?
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teen witch posted:I’m glad the forums are “growing up”, even if it means some Bush-era weirdo has a meltdown over wanting to do a sexism thankfully (for us) they have r/incels and r/mysoginy to get all their hatred out
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I watched Shrek yesterday and they called snow white a broad lol
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Tarkus posted:The terms crotch-spawn and crotch droppings were very popular on these forums in the early 2000's. And yes, the forums were extremely mysogynist. Sometimes it's funny to call babies 'larva' and the act of birth as 'front-pooping', though.
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:This one's easy. If her neighbor freaks over incidental noise she's critically weak to legal noise. Buy a decibel meter and familiarize yourself with the local noise ordinance. If your neighbor acts up put on a legally permissable Lincoln Park LP and go for a walk.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:I've said it before, the difference between "I'm not having children" and "I'm child-free" is the same as "I play video games" and "I'm a gamer" Avoid the latter in both cases. Truth. I think it's an "I [want to] belong to a community" attitude that's amplified by the sheer ease of connecting with like-minded people in these days of social media and boiling down a nuanced preference into a 128 character long statement. Totally not replying to check my reg date e: 2003 oh noo
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I regged on the very last day of 07 bc I didn't want to deal with people giving me poo poo for being an 08, and then people immediately stopped caring about regdates that very moment, as if someone wrote it like a comedy bit. You're all welcome for ending that curse.
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Halloween Jack posted:I knew a guy who actually did this. His dudebrosef law student neighbours kept having rowdy parties every night of every weekend, so the night before the LSAT, he put on hearing protection and blasted Ween's "You hosed Up" all night. My wife and I did this back when we lived next to a god awful art co op house that always had parties and would get super insulted if you asked them to stop. Waking up at 7am the morning after so I could just blare Bruce Springsteen all day was our solution. The one woman got so angry when she came out and asked if I could turn it down and I just laughed in her face and turned it up. After a few weeks of that they actually stopped having the parties.
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:What if you think kids are great and deserve love and respect and nurturing but don’t, like, personally think you should have any and you don’t ever talk about it unless someone asks you because it is the opposite of a fun conversation? That's called being a normal person
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Halloween Jack posted:Sigh.
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I still think of myself as childfree because "childless" implies I'm missing something. I would never identify myself as such, though.
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