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RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

DandyLion posted:

Second rule of porn club?

Rule 34a of the internet, keep up

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This Is the Zodiac
Feb 4, 2003

Theophany posted:

I know r/4chan and r/greentext are usually cancerous but I did lol at this


The first time a goonette came to my old apartment we watched torrented TV episodes that I streamed to my Xbox. She thought it was cool that I could do that, so I married her. Nine years ago :unsmith:

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??


okay this is epic

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Danaru posted:



okay this is epic

I laughed at this.

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

Danaru posted:



okay this is epic

What a lovely art style and comic

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

They say there's porn of everything yet they keep deliberately taking down all of mine. So either everyone's full of poo poo or there's a conspiracy. And I do love conspiracies.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


gbs but from 2004 posted:

What a lovely art style and comic

She draws porn in that style as well.

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

Zil posted:

She draws porn in that style as well.

I expect it somehow makes more money per month than I do in a year

can we just shut down internet like that lovely Johnny depp film

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
If course it's not surprising some goon knows about the pornographic works of a motherfucking squidbillies looking webcomic author

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


steinrokkan posted:

If course it's not surprising some goon knows about the pornographic works of a motherfucking squidbillies looking webcomic author

It pops up on imgur every once in a while. I don't go looking for it. I have standards.

Brandfarlig
Nov 5, 2009

These colours don't run.

William Bear posted:

I did a search yesterday on Reddit for "Encanto", since I remembered seeing some fanart there that made me smile.

The first result was a nude drawing of Isabela Madrigal, from a dedicated Encanto porn subreddit. Isabela, at least, is canonically 21. I have no interest in finding out if they sexualize the 15-year-old Mirabel.

Lesson learned: filter out nsfw results when you're looking for something on Reddit, no matter how benign.

Why did you allow nsfw results? It's off by default.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Brandfarlig posted:

Why did you allow nsfw results? It's off by default.

So he can look at lovely cartoon porn duh

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Brandfarlig posted:

Why did you allow nsfw results? It's off by default.

I turned my safesearch off 15 years or so ago, and never looked back

otoh, I don't have kids

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



I'm always surprised porn is so engrained into Reddit

I'd have thought it would have gone the way of Tumblr and binned the whole lot of it to appease investors and payment companies, but here we are!

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

Ratjaculation posted:

I'm always surprised porn is so engrained into Reddit

I'd have thought it would have gone the way of Tumblr and binned the whole lot of it to appease investors and payment companies, but here we are!

they literally defend white supremacy subreddits

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

gbs but from 2004 posted:

they literally defend white supremacy subreddits

Investors don't care about that. See: Facebook, Twitter

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

White supremacy is family-friendly fare

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Brawnfire posted:

White supremacy is family-friendly fare

Well it is all about securing a future for children*.

*White children

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

A lot of porn these days is also family-based

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

Cognac McCarthy posted:

A lot of porn these days is also family-based

I thought that was 100% driven by the CEO of pornhub having a particular fetish.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

withak posted:

I thought that was 100% driven by the CEO of pornhub having a particular fetish.

doesn't make it less true

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

help me step brother, i'm stuck in the dryer with a copy of mein kampf and i'm starting to think this guy had some good ideas

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



The author of the book did kill Hitler though

Ha ha ha

12.5k 🔺

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

tell me how empty your soul is, how the loneliness gnaws at you nightly, where, in the depth of the darkness you dream of someone loving you but know it will never come true because of your horrific personality, in one image

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014


so, what, maybe $1000?

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



The photo probably doesn’t even belong to the person who wrote the text, but I hope it does because I’m getting mad ‘my bedroom at moms house’ vibes.

I decided to hate myself today, so read the most popular posts on r/tinder for the last month and it’s just the absolute worst ‘normal’ sub there is. I can’t even narrow down an example because it’s just such self congratulatory garbage for being awful to other people for no gain other than dumb karma.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Seth Pecksniff posted:

tell me how empty your soul is, how the loneliness gnaws at you nightly, where, in the depth of the darkness you dream of someone loving you but know it will never come true because of your horrific personality

I feel seen

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

if you wanna hate read actually legit terrible reddits, walkaway is the worst

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

That Simpson's race car bed joke was so good.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Feels like they've taken the doors off a built-in wardrobe.

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained

The dude is getting owned in the comment section, so I don't really understand how it got 50.7k upvotes.

Like-based communities are the dumbest

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012





And a follow-up with 9000+ upvotes.



It seems to be a really popular idea that girlfriends cost money.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

lobsterminator posted:

And a follow-up with 9000+ upvotes.



It seems to be a really popular idea that girlfriends cost money.

They do though, they require food, water, visits to the doctor, their own bedding, and regular walks even when you're at the office. Don't even get me started on the cost of watching them when you go on vacation.

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained

Barudak posted:

They do though, they require food, water, visits to the doctor, their own bedding, and regular walks even when you're at the office. Don't even get me started on the cost of watching them when you go on vacation.

I paid a friend to do all those things and watch over her while I'm in the other room gaming 😎

They're both attached to each other, it's kinda cute

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"
why’s it always video games with these guys

video games aren’t even that good

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Don't worry, these guys are also invariably very mad about how video games are bad (because they have women and minorities in them)

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Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


no no no

it's ok for a video game to have a woman in it

as a sex object

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