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Mozi posted:uh you're forgetting about a certain action/adventure star named TOM CRUISE That reminds me. According to some leaks (which the source has been nearly 100% accurate) Dr. Strange 2 is going to feature a cameo of Tom Cruise as a Tony Stark/Iron Man from another multiverse.
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Mordja posted:Has Tom Holland been in anything good? I just find him annoying in Spidderman. The Devil All The Time was alright.
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Sunk Dunk posted:i knew skipping work due to a mental breakdown and watching the review while mindlessly clicking on lost ark and smoking weed was a great idea Are you me? Am I you? We should hang.
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yeah that was me yesterday as well -_-;
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I remember reading an interview with Arnold Schwarzenegger where he claimed the death of the true action movie stars ended with Michael Keaton in Batman '89 since the studios learned you didn't need to cast a body builder to lead and instead could just put anyone in a suit with muscles painted on.
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Feb 16, 2022 15:46
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Moola posted:I dont think you can call someone 5.5ft "lanky" i dont have an exact word for him then, he's just way too thin
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Barudak posted:Sonic the Hedgehog did a better job being a movie than Uncharted. Sonic "I kissed a human woman and then got shot in the back and died" the Hedgehog Excuse you, the shooting happened first. That goose necked human girl made out with the cold, lifeless corpse of an amusement park mascot suit E: Unless you mean the actual Sonic movie which I still haven't seen
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Jose Oquendo posted:That reminds me. According to some leaks (which the source has been nearly 100% accurate) Dr. Strange 2 is going to feature a cameo of Tom Cruise as a Tony Stark/Iron Man from another multiverse. I think people are misreading trailer shots and it’s a different character entirely
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Feb 16, 2022 16:02
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Space Kablooey posted:i dont have an exact word for him then, he's just way too thin twink
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Feb 16, 2022 16:10
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SilvergunSuperman posted:If a series can never just fuckin die, I am 1000% more onboard with Brendan Fraser continuing on as porky Indiana Jones than goddamn Christ Pratt This would unironically own.
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Vakal posted:I remember reading an interview with Arnold Schwarzenegger where he claimed the death of the true action movie stars ended with Michael Keaton in Batman '89 since the studios learned you didn't need to cast a body builder to lead and instead could just put anyone in a suit with muscles painted on. Terminator 2 post-dates batman 89 tho
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Feb 16, 2022 16:35
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Vakal posted:I remember reading an interview with Arnold Schwarzenegger where he claimed the death of the true action movie stars ended with Michael Keaton in Batman '89 since the studios learned you didn't need to cast a body builder to lead and instead could just put anyone in a suit with muscles painted on. Joke's on him because what they actually do is juice up some schlub and put him on a gingerbread house diet and then put him in a costume without muscles on.
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Feb 16, 2022 16:41
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Cat turds, gingerbread houses and piss lasers.
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Milo and POTUS posted:Terminator 2 post-dates batman 89 tho Arnold was already an established star when T2 came around.
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Driftingmouse posted:It's worse than you think: I hit play on the teaser, it says it's 2 minutes long, I close it Then I see this and feel justified. How depressing Tubi is free
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Feb 16, 2022 16:47
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I didn't see gadget hackwrench in there even once. what are her horny fans supposed to do
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Feb 16, 2022 16:50
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jerk off a bunch to deviantart i'd imagine
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Sagebrush posted:I didn't see gadget hackwrench in there even once. what are her horny fans supposed to do  
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quote:Thirty years after the end of Rescue Rangers, Chip and Dale are living a mediocre life, in a world where humans and cartoon characters live together. Meanwhile, traditionally animated characters are struggling to live, once remakes and reboots with realistic computer graphics become the new normal. Now, Chip and Dale must renew their partnership to save a friend from falling victim to video piracy. LMAO. Imagine still being mad about "video piracy" in tyool 2022
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Feb 16, 2022 17:05
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Space Kablooey posted:i dont have an exact word for him then, he's just way too thin He's had a gag in every spiderman where he gets caught in his underwear in a situation that looks sexual but isn't, and he is not a thin dude. But he looks like he's 16 and has for like 7 years now. It makes him a great choice for spiderman, a character perpetually in high school, and a terrible choice for Nathan Drake or James Bond or whatever other round hole they want to shove his square peg into.
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Feb 16, 2022 17:09
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I'm just now realizing this. Were Chip and Dale not characters on Ducktales? Were those two different shows? Did both shows have a fat pilot and a too-sexualized-for-a-kids-show squirrel woman?
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Feb 16, 2022 17:11
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PostNouveau posted:I'm just now realizing this. Were Chip and Dale not characters on Ducktales? Were those two different shows? Did both shows have a fat pilot and a too-sexualized-for-a-kids-show squirrel woman? I think they started out in Donald Duck shorts but afaik weren't on Ducktales
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Feb 16, 2022 17:12
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You know in your heart that it isn't. Some crotchety old turd of a producer, who genuinely believes that the industry is on the verge of collapse because of millennial streaming criminals (or "striminals"), probably insisted on that plot point.
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PostNouveau posted:I'm just now realizing this. Were Chip and Dale not characters on Ducktales? Were those two different shows? Did both shows have a fat pilot and a too-sexualized-for-a-kids-show squirrel woman? I though it was Talespin that had a fat pilot and a too-sexualized-for-a-kids-show squirrel woman, but then I realized on that show it's a fat pilot and a too-sexualized-for-a-kids-show bear woman.
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Feb 16, 2022 17:15
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And yet it's a Disney Plus gig.
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Sagebrush posted:You know in your heart that it isn't. Some crotchety old turd of a producer, who genuinely believes that the industry is on the verge of collapse because of millennial streaming criminals (or "striminals"), probably insisted on that plot point. The disney corporation does not joke about video piracy
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Feb 16, 2022 17:17
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I assure you that the Disney film made by a committee of boomers is completely sincere in its messaging about IP pirates being the villains.
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Feb 16, 2022 17:19
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Have more slop for your trough. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RE0OhFAQ__Y
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Feb 16, 2022 17:21
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Arc Hammer posted:And yet it's a Disney Plus gig. Yes, and Disney+ is a paid service provided by the Disney corporation. Hollywood is mad about sites like free-movies-tv-online.me where Striminals can watch what they want, when they want, without paying for any of it 
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Tron 2’s message was “data just wants to be freeeere maaaaaaannn” and it flopped. Lesson learned, movies should have the villain be software piracy.
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Sagebrush posted:I though it was Talespin that had a fat pilot and a too-sexualized-for-a-kids-show squirrel woman, but then I realized on that show it's a fat pilot and a too-sexualized-for-a-kids-show bear woman.  This is supposed to be a cat.
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X JAKK posted:
That's not the one from Talespin The one from talespin had like a turtleneck and parachute pants, idk what that one pervert is projecting about his cartoon fetishes
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Feb 16, 2022 17:31
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Dwarves are cool, elves suck. I would rather watch hobbits hang out and have petty squabbles The Wire in the Shire basically
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Victis posted:That's not the one from Talespin
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Feb 16, 2022 17:42
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wtf is Talespin? There was a third one of these shows?
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PostNouveau posted:wtf is Talespin? Right, so all the animal characters from Jungle Book now wear clothes and fly 1930's seaplanes, because they must.
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PostNouveau posted:wtf is Talespin? Jungle Book in the 1930s. Baloo flies a sea plane
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PostNouveau posted:wtf is Talespin? https://youtu.be/rVTD-LtpW0M What if the Jungle Book, but aviation in the 30s?
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