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much like the truck convoy, it is not trucks nor printers that suck, its the drivers...
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just want to quote it for the thread because it's pretty funnyquote:The leaders of the Canadian anti-vaccine trucker protest communicated their plan to distribute the 21 Bitcoin (worth almost $1 million) to the truckers blockading the border. Instead of giving the truckers the money in a cash format they can actually use, the "professional orange-piller" in charge of the Bitcoin distribution has explained a multi-step plan to give truckers pieces of paper with seed phrases printed on them. The seed phrases will be placed into sealed envelopes along with instructions on how to create a Bitcoin wallet, which are then "numbered and squiggly random lines should be drawn on the envelope to help with later identification". The volunteers then plan to physically destroy the printer with shears and screwdrivers, to try to prevent attackers from pulling the seed phrases out of the device memory. Of course once the trucker has their seed phrase, they have to go through the multi-step process of gaining access to the Bitcoin wallet on their smartphone, and then figure out how on earth to actually use their newfound Bitcoins to, say, pay for fuel. Anyway, I think this all goes to show that the future of money truly is upon us. Im the numbered and squiggly random lines
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qirex posted:for some reason I thought about radio shack today so I peeked at google trends it's way easier to gas up a couple hundred nerds about your nft and rug pull them for six figures than it is to get tens or hundreds of thousands of people to pump a meme stock you don't control
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obviously they should use the 21 bitcoins to buy all the truckers the 21 bitcoin computer so they can mine a quick hit of bitcoin whenever they need it
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Not the most intuitive currency.
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Shame Boy posted:i love how all of these have to have stories and inspiration quote:Our Story what
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the  only care about bitcoin when number go up because they are vapid gold diggers who are just after your life essence, you see
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I think a bull is someone who has sex with a cuckold's wife.
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Paladinus posted:I think a bull is someone who has sex with a cryptobro's wife.
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gschmidl posted:Not the most intuitive currency.
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njsykora posted:I think a bull is someone who has sex with a cryptobro's ex-wife.
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Paladinus posted:I think a bull is someone who has sex with a cuckold's wife. berth el coin I wish I didn't know where that was from
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what's an orange piller
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Boxturret posted:what's an orange piller someone who loves candy corn
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oh okay, it's a bitcoin thing. of course bitcoiners would glomp on to sexist terminology bit with bitcoin
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Boxturret posted:what's an orange piller
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Boxturret posted:what's an orange piller one of the great things about the web3isgoinggreat site is that you can hover over some of the terms such as this and get a definition. https://web3isgoinggreat.com/?id=2022-02-14-2
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The Very Hungry Orange Piller.
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oh i legit assumed it meant someone who had fully committed to the cult of trump, beyond even the normal "redpilled" idiot level
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Shame Boy posted:oh i legit assumed it meant someone who had fully committed to the cult of trump, beyond even the normal "redpilled" idiot level Probably still true regardless.
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take the blue pill and pretend everything's fine, take the red pill and realise that FEMALES are the source of all evil, or take the orange pill and have your body actually turn in to bitcoins
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Paladinus posted:The Very Hungry Orange Piller.
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you take the red you take the blue it all turns into a piece of poo the facts of coin the facts of coin
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Orange you glad you didn't bitcoin?
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Shame Boy posted:oh i legit assumed it meant someone who had fully committed to the cult of trump, beyond even the normal "redpilled" idiot level 
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I hate it when they try to introduce a new quirky speculoos shape.
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https://twitter.com/qrs/status/1494003238332518400
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https://twitter.com/JamesMa24556153/status/1494032157001535498
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https://twitter.com/aniceburrito/status/1493720582621634560 I wish there was a database of quotes like this one and "all my apes gone".
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buttcoin: 3. I never EVER used gofundme to buy a mutant.
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order of magnitude more useful than any of this new Blockchain poo poo!
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Shumagorath posted:buttcoin: 3. I never EVER used gofundme to buy a mutant.
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But, crucially, not in the same way that you or I have never used gofundme to buy a mutant.
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an imminent exit scam, facilitated by biz-scone?? 
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Shumagorath posted:buttcoin: 3. I never EVER used gofundme to buy a mutant.
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i suggest poking through the various finance subreddits for people talking about their 1099s from robinhood or lack thereof https://twitter.com/CryptoKyuubi/status/1493290455756247041?s=20&t=j4yU8dzehBHWSRUw2xvPrw
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There is no limit to the stupidity of NFTs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbBft8SPpCA Fake founders hiring fake artists, fake giveaways with fake winners, and all that out in the open.
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it doesn't matter, at this point they're lining up to pull the wool over their own eyes.
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so i went looking for who the Crypto Girlfriend actually is and it's apparently this lady https://twitter.com/JulietStar quote:I LOVE Trance Music! I am A Trance & Progressive DJ in Southern CA. Crypto fanatic. Founder of the @CryptoGrlfriend #NFT project. #trancefamily she's got two kids and appears to be a soccer mom that never grew out of being way too into anime and raves, which just makes me feel incredibly old tbh also credit where credit's due, this is excellent https://twitter.com/JulietStar/status/1219044963750563845
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okay what the everloving gently caress even is this https://twitter.com/rapsheetrecords/status/1493408668565442560   
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