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stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Helios Grime posted:

ftfy

If people would really believe they themselves would have a higher risk of dying, I don't think everyone would be so giddy on opening back up again.
Oh, no, they'd literally rather die.

quote:

Even on death’s doorstep, Trevor was not angry. In fact, he staunchly supported the stance promoted by his elected officials. “Ain’t no way I would ever support Obamacare or sign up for it,” he told me. “I would rather die.” When I asked him why he felt this way even as he faced severe illness, he explained: “We don’t need any more government in our lives. And in any case, no way I want my tax dollars paying for Mexicans or welfare queens.”

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
drat I love happy endings

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

The problem is more that they still end up killing other people before they die for their beliefs themselves, even if that isn't the point.

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Bar Ran Dun posted:

She only barely tolerates me having an account.

:same:

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe

Milo and POTUS posted:

drat I love happy endings

That was a good show.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Helios Grime posted:

ftfy

If people would really believe they themselves would have a higher risk of dying, I don't think everyone would be so giddy on opening back up again.

Nah not a good fix. If it were of others then hey whaddayawant? I ain't gonna throw no first stones there y'all can go gently caress yourselves

E: jk, obv. I love y'all fuckers :love:

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 13:00 on Feb 17, 2022

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

nice aim

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
in minecraft

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


I hate it when people who obviously have never operated a forklift make forklift memes.

Knowers will know.

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I hate it when people who obviously have never operated a forklift make forklift memes.

Knowers will know.

As in carnal knowledge, obv

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti


The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Wizard Ma

Oh. , um, carry on

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004



The first thing Kirby ever inhaled was William T Riker.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Kirby... is a MAN... with a BEARD!!

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

good dog

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker









Literally me right now:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

I always liked this version better:

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Absolute Icon

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

What the gently caress, Dutch?

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


But it's the same thing just in another alphabet! "Not all languages use the Latin alphabet" isn't much of a joke...

This is a pale imitation of SCHMETTERLING.

Hyperlynx has a new favorite as of 22:42 on Feb 17, 2022

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
K R A N K E N H A U S

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Laskento.

Hardcordion
Feb 5, 2008

BARK BARK BARK

British: Maths

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Hyperlynx posted:

But it's the same thing just in another alphabet! "Not all languages use the Latin alphabet" isn't much of a joke...

This is a pale imitation of SCHMETTERLING.

Mathematika is a Greek word :ssh:

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

K R A N K E N H A U S

https://youtube.com/shorts/XpfugU_Yioc?feature=share

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Warum sollte ein Krankenwagen das Krankenhaus verlassen?

Gruffalo Soldier
Feb 23, 2013

Hardcordion posted:

British: Maths

Maffs :colbert:

Zwille
Aug 18, 2006

* For the Ghost Who Walks Funny

OwlFancier posted:

Warum sollte ein Krankenwagen das Krankenhaus verlassen?

Die Kranken müssen auch mal etwas wagen.

Amoeba102
Jan 22, 2010

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Amoeba102
Jan 22, 2010

Glad I didn't go to the effort of making a Ramones Yes/No, or there would be no second joke.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

OwlFancier posted:

Warum sollte ein Krankenwagen das Krankenhaus verlassen?

Kein Verlassen! Nur Bringen!

PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!

Hardcordion posted:

British: Maths
:commissar::flame: noooo learn English!

Dramatics - Drama
Grammatics - Grammar
Mathematics - Math

"It was a gripping dramas about bad grammars and awful maths".

"Today in grammars class we learned..."

ma**s, I thwear ith like your tongue got thtuck.

Tongue stuck inside mouph.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

PhantomOfTheCopier posted:

:commissar::flame: noooo learn English!

Dramatics - Drama
Grammatics - Grammar
Mathematics - Math




:colbert:

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


PhantomOfTheCopier posted:

:commissar::flame: noooo learn English!

Dramatics - Drama
Grammatics - Grammar
Mathematics - Math

"It was a gripping dramas about bad grammars and awful maths".

"Today in grammars class we learned..."

ma**s, I thwear ith like your tongue got thtuck.

Tongue stuck inside mouph.

Its Britain, they will never learn proper English.

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damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
Oi mate the queen nicked me maths innit

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