VANTASM!! (Or, Post Pictures from Trashy Old Magazines)

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Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

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Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

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Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

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Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

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Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

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Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

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Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

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Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Here is a Chick tract signed by Clint Eastwood that I happened to see on ebay the other day. It's probably still for sale if anyone happens to be in the market for such a thing.

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Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

If I ever make another album, this will be its name.

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Szyznyk: Mar 4, 2008

Now I�m going to have to go fry some spam for breakfast.

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Yaldabaoth: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth

Feels like if you read one men's magazine you've read them all. It's like the headlines are generated by a computer using a limited data base.

# ? Feb 17, 2022 13:19

gleebster: Dec 16, 2006; Only a howler; Pillbug

Gutter Phoenix posted:

Hemmingway? More like

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Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

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Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

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LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

# ? Feb 17, 2022 15:35

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Goddamn these titles are all so good:

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Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

Yaldabaoth posted:

Feels like if you read one men's magazine you've read them all. It's like the headlines are generated by a computer using a limited data base.

They all fall into several basic categories:

"White man is restrained while brown men menace white woman"

"Nazi doing evil poo poo about to get killed by woman"

"Lady Nazi doing evil poo poo that's also kinda sexy somehow"

"Crazed Japanese soldier wrestling with white man"

"So many dangerous wild animals about to eat me!"

"What if rape?"

# ? Feb 17, 2022 16:03

Cobalt-60: Oct 11, 2016; by Azathoth

"STRIP NAKED AND KILL!"

"Strip-naked or die!"

Getting mixed signals here, Man to Man.

Scratch Monkey posted:

They all fall into several basic categories:

"White man is restrained while brown men menace white woman"

"Nazi doing evil poo poo about to get killed by woman"

"Lady Nazi doing evil poo poo that's also kinda sexy somehow"

"Crazed Japanese soldier wrestling with white man"

"So many dangerous wild animals about to eat me!"

"What if rape?"

Also, "white woman in sexy dungeon peril" and "white man sexily menaced by foreign women"

# ? Feb 17, 2022 22:04

Yaldabaoth: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth

Good thing men have more variety when it comes to their wank material now.

Though I'll never get tired of media where women kill nazis.

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Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

I'll never get tired of media where anyone kill nazis.

# ? Feb 17, 2022 22:13

Yaldabaoth: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth

Scratch Monkey posted:

I'll never get tired of media where anyone kill nazis.

TBH, it's better if the nazis are killed by someone they think is subhuman. It's more of a slap in the face to them.

# ? Feb 17, 2022 22:15

obeyasia: Sep 21, 2004; Grimey Drawer

Gutter Phoenix posted:

Forgive me if its been stated already, but what is the content inside the men's magazines? All text stories? Racy photos?

# ? Feb 18, 2022 01:12

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

I posted a bunch of full scans of some of them starting back around page 115 (I think).

Here's a random sample:

Gutter Phoenix posted:

Gutter Phoenix fucked around with this message at 01:19 on Feb 18, 2022

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Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Gutter Phoenix posted:

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Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Gutter Phoenix posted:

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Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Hello again, Horseshit magazine!!

Gutter Phoenix posted:

MILDLY NOT SAFE FOR WORK:

# ? Feb 18, 2022 01:33

Yaldabaoth: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth

Gutter Phoenix posted:

SATAN

This makes me picture a magazine where all the stories are about men who get tempted into ruin and it's revealed that they were being manipulated by Satan in the end like in a Chick Tract.

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Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Satan was a surprisingly high quality magazine if I recall correctly. I think it only lasted about six issues between 1957 and 1958, or something like that. I posted four or five of them. I know the only one I don't have is the one with Bettie Page on the cover:

That one sells for a lot of money. The others can still be found for relatively cheap.

Gutter Phoenix fucked around with this message at 01:58 on Feb 18, 2022

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Yaldabaoth: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth

I'm guessing it sells for a lot of money because it's a Betty Page issue.

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AKZ: Nov 5, 2009

Tbf it has several Betty pages :downs:

# ? Feb 18, 2022 02:36

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Gutter Phoenix posted:

Here is a Chick tract signed by Clint Eastwood that I happened to see on ebay the other day. It's probably still for sale if anyone happens to be in the market for such a thing.

$2750

I�d consider it at maybe 99% off. They do take offers�

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Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

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Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

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Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

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Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

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Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

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Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

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