|
C-Euro posted:The husband saying that his MIL fucks better than his wife is far too cruel to be made up. well they say wine gets better with age
|
#
?
Feb 17, 2022 22:26
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 25, 2024 05:25 |
|
|
C-Euro posted:The husband saying that his MIL fucks better than his wife is far too cruel to be made up. The scenario seems plausible- it's a big world out there and anything can and will happen- but the way it all wraps up so neatly and everyone gets their comeuppance seems like a bit much to believe. Mom happens to work somewhere where it costs her her job, both couples actually divorce, husband moves in with his parents. Feels like somebody writing fan fiction about their own life.
|
|
#
?
Feb 17, 2022 22:32
|
|
|
General Dog posted:The scenario seems plausible- it's a big world out there and anything can and will happen- but the way it all wraps up so neatly and everyone gets their comeuppance seems like a bit much to believe. Mom happens to work somewhere where it costs her her job, both couples actually divorce, husband moves in with his parents. Feels like somebody writing fan fiction about their own life. That is some seriously messed up fan fiction if so.
|
|
#
?
Feb 17, 2022 22:34
|
|
|
150k house sounds nice. Mine cost me 300k and I got a steal, houses in my area on similar blocks are going for nearly 100k more at the moment. Housing market here is crazy inflated but I'm glad I bought when I did.
|
|
#
?
Feb 17, 2022 22:41
|
|
|
I want a house with a private backyard. Gonna prevent (cure??) Covid by getting sunlight enemas. For new readers: that’s when you shove your naked butthole towards the sun. This was a real thing that was happening because our society is madness.
|
|
#
?
Feb 17, 2022 22:46
|
|
|
Ornery and Hornery posted:I want a house with a private backyard. It owns, OP
|
|
#
?
Feb 17, 2022 22:46
|
|
|
Yeah a backyard is pretty great. In autumn and spring when it's not too hot I like to lie on a picnic blanket in a pair of shorts and read in the sun.
|
|
#
?
Feb 17, 2022 22:49
|
|
|
Yeah in the summer I'll just go sit on my patio and code for awhile during work. Feels good man.
|
|
#
?
Feb 17, 2022 22:50
|
|
|
Ornery and Hornery posted:I want a house with a private backyard. Gonna prevent (cure??) Covid by getting sunlight enemas. For new readers: that’s when you shove your naked butthole towards the sun. This was a real thing that was happening because our society is madness. People were sunburning their taints.
|
|
#
?
Feb 17, 2022 22:50
|
|
|
Maybe I’m a spoiled baby from growing up in the suburbs but as much as I love city living, having a backyard would make quite a wild and positive change to my dog’s life, we can get it done with walks and weekend trips but my lord he would love more easily-accessible off leash time, and there are plenty of those dark, rainy autumn mornings that I really don’t wanna deal with standing around for 20 minutes while he decides if he’s gonna poop.
|
|
#
?
Feb 17, 2022 22:52
|
|
|
Thaddius the Large posted:Maybe I’m a spoiled baby from growing up in the suburbs but as much as I love city living, having a backyard would make quite a wild and positive change to my dog’s life, we can get it done with walks and weekend trips but my lord he would love more easily-accessible off leash time, and there are plenty of those dark, rainy autumn mornings that I really don’t wanna deal with standing around for 20 minutes while he decides if he’s gonna poop. Why not both? living in the city and having a yard is p nice.
|
|
#
?
Feb 17, 2022 23:00
|
|
|
Neil Armbong posted:People were sunburning their taints. A key part of the Covid removal process.
|
|
#
?
Feb 17, 2022 23:01
|
|
|
Ornery and Hornery posted:I want a house with a private backyard. Gonna prevent (cure??) Covid by getting sunlight enemas. For new readers: that’s when you shove your naked butthole towards the sun. This was a real thing that was happening because our society is madness. Why do you need a private backyard to do that. I just do it while waiting for the bus.
|
|
#
?
Feb 17, 2022 23:01
|
|
|
I love Cuties, that's you guys & the lil oranges too
|
|
#
?
Feb 17, 2022 23:08
|
|
|
Ornery and Hornery posted:I want a house with a private backyard. Gonna prevent (cure??) Covid by getting sunlight enemas. For new readers: that’s when you shove your naked butthole towards the sun. This was a real thing that was happening because our society is madness.
|
|
#
?
Feb 17, 2022 23:32
|
|
|
3 DONG HORSE posted:I love Cuties, that's you guys & the lil oranges too One of my favorite pastimes during a Midwest summer is to just sit on a park bench, throw my earbuds in and put some music on, and eat a Cutie / Halo orange. When I lived in Madison, I'd put the peels out on the railing of my balcony and let the orioles fly in and gnaw on them as I read a book.
|
|
#
?
Feb 17, 2022 23:40
|
|
|
swickles posted:Why do you need a private backyard to do that. I just do it while waiting for the bus. I’m not sure if this validates my choice of avoiding Miami-Dade as much as possible or not…
|
|
#
?
Feb 17, 2022 23:46
|
|
|
Thaddius the Large posted:Maybe I’m a spoiled baby from growing up in the suburbs but as much as I love city living, having a backyard would make quite a wild and positive change to my dog’s life, we can get it done with walks and weekend trips but my lord he would love more easily-accessible off leash time, and there are plenty of those dark, rainy autumn mornings that I really don’t wanna deal with standing around for 20 minutes while he decides if he’s gonna poop. Yea, I’m jealous of my brother because he lives in the burbs and has like 1/3 of an acre. His backyard is really big. My back yard is like 250sf of grass and then the garage. It’s nice from a maintenance perspective, but it’s so small you can barely do anything.
|
|
#
?
Feb 18, 2022 00:10
|
|
|
Silly Burrito posted:That is some seriously messed up fan fiction if so. That's not even a top 100 in messed up fanfiction
|
|
#
?
Feb 18, 2022 00:23
|
|
|
I would love to sell this house for over twice what I paid for it, but it’s literally equidistant from my sister and parents, a mile to each. My backyard is a cotton patch to the southwest, with beautiful sunsets. It’s on a cul-de-sac nobody drives down. I like my neighbors. My blood orange trees are finally bearing, and the fig and lemon trees are getting give-fruit-away big. Why does nobody talk of the pain of owning a perfect home already in a hot housing market?
|
|
#
?
Feb 18, 2022 00:52
|
|
|
Neil Armbong posted:Why not both? living in the city and having a yard is p nice. Combo of it being kinda cost prohibitive for where I want to be (both in Portland and neighborhood specific) and that I’ve done the home owner thing before and it’s not where I’m at these days, not dealing with house poo poo is a wonderful thing in my book. Mostly just kvetching I can’t have it both ways!
|
|
#
?
Feb 18, 2022 01:00
|
|
|
Game night tonight at the normal time, 7:30 CST https://discord.gg/vM9FvSsd
|
|
#
?
Feb 18, 2022 01:37
|
|
|
Thaddius the Large posted:Combo of it being kinda cost prohibitive for where I want to be (both in Portland and neighborhood specific) and that I’ve done the home owner thing before and it’s not where I’m at these days, not dealing with house poo poo is a wonderful thing in my book. Mostly just kvetching I can’t have it both ways! Yeah renting with an attentive firm who actually provides customer service is pretty tight. When something goes wrong in my apartment there’s usually someone to fix it within 10 minutes of me contacting them. It’s wild. One reason I want to buy is to lock in (some) housing costs. Otherwise rent is just gonna keep going up and up and up and eventually I won’t be able to afford it.
|
|
#
?
Feb 18, 2022 01:38
|
|
|
Ornery and Hornery posted:I want a house with a private backyard. Gonna prevent (cure??) Covid by getting sunlight enemas. For new readers: that’s when you shove your naked butthole towards the sun. This was a real thing that was happening because our society is madness. The sunlight enema is garbage. What I go for is the frozen goat. After taking a hot shower, turn down the hot water so it's now rather cold. Then turn away from the shower head, bend over, and do the best possible goatse impression. Really let in the bracingly chilly water. This rebalances humors and chakras.
|
|
#
?
Feb 18, 2022 01:55
|
|
|
CannonFodder posted:The sunlight enema is garbage. What I go for is the frozen goat. Did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?
|
|
#
?
Feb 18, 2022 02:00
|
|
|
I'm gonna have to move out of Seattle if I want a yard. Personally would just like a deck but my current condo doesn't even have that lol
|
|
#
?
Feb 18, 2022 02:09
|
|
|
This doesn’t end like you think it will https://twitter.com/harrytellsjokes/status/1494416559435096072?s=21
|
|
#
?
Feb 18, 2022 02:32
|
|
|
Leperflesh posted:Different states are different. Many people buy a house with a real estate agent. Sometimes, people colloquially refer to a real estate agent as a "broker" but in some states that's a different thing. In at least one or two states, a broker-agent is also a lawyer, but in most states it isn't. Many people don't use a real estate lawyer when they buy or sell, although in the housebuying thread we generally advise people to use one. While I do appreciate your intent, Leper - mortgage broker vs real estate broker. You even quoted my saying mortgage broker in my first note. and yes, There’s a huge difference, I agree. However, as you’ll likely find when you Google it - mortgage brokers are required by FEDERAL law to present net sheets / full disclosures due to the federal HUD law, so states don’t really matter. The entire point is you’re sitting here going over ABC poo poo when he can avoid this and go discuss with an actual mortgage broker who is licensed and registered. Not a dude who is a wiki expert and not a Florida lawyer. Mortgage brokers are desperate for your business. They’ll do whatever they can to get it. Reach out to a few of them, explain where you are at in the process and go from there. Amy Pole Her fucked around with this message at 02:38 on Feb 18, 2022 |
|
#
?
Feb 18, 2022 02:35
|
|
|
The missing piece in that case was your assumption that he had a mortgage broker, because the vast majority of people don't. They go to their own bank and maybe one or two others and/or an online bank, get quotes, and pick one. I'm a lone voice in the house buying thread encouraging people to use mortgage brokers. https://themortgagereports.com/48249/mortgage-broker-popularity-rises-heres-why-thats-good-for-you I don't know how reliable this post is but she claims it's 16% and that sounds about right to me.
|
|
#
?
Feb 18, 2022 02:39
|
|
|
General Dog posted:Game night tonight at the normal time, 7:30 CST Anyone home?
|
|
#
?
Feb 18, 2022 03:02
|
|
|
<Watching House Hunters> "Geee, I really want a 8 bedroom house with a pool, sauna, and trapeze den, but the only ones on the market are selling for $170k, but our budget is $165k". Meanwhile, a 950 sqft 2 bed 1 bath goes for close to 2 million dollars, good luck buying if you did not buy in.... 1977 or so.
|
|
#
?
Feb 18, 2022 03:04
|
|
You are receiving this broadcast as a dream...We are transmitting from the year one nine... nine nine ...You are receiving this broadcast in order t
|
FizFashizzle posted:This doesn’t end like you think it will https://twitter.com/edsbs/status/1494490338991484928
|
|
#
?
Feb 18, 2022 03:31
|
|
|
Leperflesh posted:The missing piece in that case was your assumption that he had a mortgage broker, because the vast majority of people don't. They go to their own bank and maybe one or two others and/or an online bank, get quotes, and pick one. I'm a lone voice in the house buying thread encouraging people to use mortgage brokers. I appreciate you posting the truth in a sea of contrarians* *I don’t know if you are correct about this real estate stuff but I admire your fortitude
|
|
#
?
Feb 18, 2022 04:20
|
|
|
FizFashizzle posted:This doesn’t end like you think it will Not all heroes wear caps
|
|
#
?
Feb 18, 2022 04:24
|
|
|
swickles posted:Last episode of Peacemaker is so good holy poo poo those cameos Just watched it, and hard agree. We have zero previous time into DC, but Peacemaker was hands down the best superhero tv show. So happy it is getting another season.
|
|
#
?
Feb 18, 2022 04:32
|
|
|
Do you guys think Ben Gay does anything for muscle aches, like in a healing sense, or is it just distraction
|
|
#
?
Feb 18, 2022 04:43
|
|
|
It’s a great way to cover up hangover stink…no I don’t have a problem….I’m just achey….and nauseous……and gently caress it’s bright in here
|
|
#
?
Feb 18, 2022 04:47
|
|
|
Pron on VHS posted:Do you guys think Ben Gay does anything for muscle aches, like in a healing sense, or is it just distraction I did my own study once by putting this stuff on one leg every 4 hours after a vicious leg day. The next day both legs had the same DOMs, so I continued through the day and by the next day... both legs still loving hurt with no reduction in either.
|
|
#
?
Feb 18, 2022 05:12
|
|
|
It's just a distraction. It definitely made me more injured to race after applying it. But hey! The pain went away for a few minutes!
|
|
#
?
Feb 18, 2022 05:13
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 25, 2024 05:25 |
|
|
I just got off the phone with the company I'd interviewed at during this week. Got the job I was chasing! So gently caress yeah!
|
|
#
?
Feb 18, 2022 05:14
|
|