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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > Cute Thread: hypothetical murder potato
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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

TontoCorazon posted:

The one I posted does

Excellent choice too.
That bird is stuntin' that walk.

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Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~

Inspector Gesicht posted:

Im guessing the onion amount is negligble

I'm hoping they just ordered a batch without onions

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Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻

TontoCorazon posted:

The one I posted does

And it was exactly what I was hoping for.

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Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

Azhais posted:

https://i.imgur.com/ZoX5hV7.gifv

Saucy! :wink:

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CitizenKain
May 27, 2001

That was Gary Cooper, asshole.

Nap Ghost

DarklyDreaming posted:

Good dogs get burgs:

https://i.imgur.com/NQTkqBp.mp4

Used to get an extra burger for the dog when going through the drive through, but most places just put it in the bag. One time, the person at the window asked if she could give the dog the burger, we said sure. So we pull up to the window, get our food, pull up a bit more, and this lady gives a burger to our dog. He was already excited that he was going for a ride, but now a burger, just excited. When we got home, there were 3 more burgers just for him.
The downside is, we pretty much had to stop if we drove anywhere near that McDonalds, because the dog would get all excited.

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wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

DarklyDreaming posted:

Good dogs get burgs:

https://i.imgur.com/NQTkqBp.mp4

Feels like you can learn a lot about a dog's disposition in a short amount of time by giving them a burger.

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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



 https://i.imgur.com/eYeELl4.mp4

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Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

https://i.imgur.com/eYeELl4.mp4

What a hungry little orange boi.

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ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
He's got that one-eye squint from anime that means he's in pain. I'm so triggered.

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Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟

ILL Machina posted:

He's got that one-eye squint from anime that means he's in pain. I'm so triggered.

I like how sometimes tiny kitties are just angy bois. Like yeah, he's got some warmth and love and a delicious snack, but there is still hell to raise so he's just mean mugging.

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raverrn
Apr 5, 2005

Unidentified spacecraft inbound from delta line.

All Silpheed squadrons scramble now!


 https://twitter.com/poppy_haze/status/1494064768629493763

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KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


 Crow knows that good times don't last, so get what you can, while the gettin's good.

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Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


 https://twitter.com/UOOO_uni_oishi/status/1493057180622225409?t=wVhzFf2uBYZUTLx03Y2LBg&s=19

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goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/Yoda4ever/status/1493940729718218752

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Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
 https://twitter.com/MattHighton/status/1493715236238594051

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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



 https://i.imgur.com/7bpbvvm.mp4

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Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


 Dog is all "play?" and cat is all "No play!" So cute :3:

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Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Jippa posted:

https://twitter.com/MattHighton/status/1493715236238594051

Spot the Disney villain of the film.

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Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
 https://twitter.com/camilacastoldi_/status/1493928294491701250

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TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007

Elias_Maluco posted:

https://twitter.com/camilacastoldi_/status/1493928294491701250

Te amo Luis

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Automata 10 Pack
Jun 21, 2007

Ten games published by Automata, on one cassette

TontoCorazon posted:

Te amo Luis
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IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe
Lost cat. Reward: cute cat photos forever.

https://twitter.com/camilacastoldi_/status/1493956864014311426

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Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!
I like the part where the cat was just hanging out under the "lost cat" sign.

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Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

We die.
We pray.
To live.
We serve
 my niece
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HenryEx
Mar 25, 2009

...your cybernetic implants, the only beauty in that meat you call "a body"...
Grimey Drawer

Rainbow Knight posted:

my niece



She's cute.

Who's the child on the right?

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Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!
https://twitter.com/SomePinko/status/1494758822501666816?s=20&t=kGynNv7fL7pnuhSrN3g4NA

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Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

We die.
We pray.
To live.
We serve

HenryEx posted:

She's cute.

Who's the child on the right?

one of the animals at the zoo :v:

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BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

https://i.imgur.com/eYeELl4.mp4

Sound is absolutely a must for this one :3:

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Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


 https://twitter.com/kokonananya/status/1492053579636822017?s=20&t=GfqvYzkxxSfqzfzoUzaXjw

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ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
https://i.imgur.com/GO8gGnX.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/EbpRUGn.mp4

ILL Machina has a new favorite as of 23:06 on Feb 18, 2022

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MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Azhais posted:

If I had any talent I'd have put "I love to sing-a" on there

No, the only possible song is "I'm Too Sexy"

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withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

IMJack posted:

Lost cat. Reward: cute cat photos forever.

https://twitter.com/camilacastoldi_/status/1493956864014311426

Further confirmation that cats are never lost, they just sometimes choose to be elsewhere for a while and they aren't interested in what you think about the situation.

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deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost

TontoCorazon posted:

Te amo Luis
:hmmyes:

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


 All hail King Derpy the Cute

https://i.imgur.com/sCvR5zU.mp4

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MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

 All hail.

:3:

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Automata 10 Pack
Jun 21, 2007

Ten games published by Automata, on one cassette

IMJack posted:

Lost cat. Reward: cute cat photos forever.

https://twitter.com/camilacastoldi_/status/1493956864014311426

TontoCorazon posted:

Te amo Luis
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DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
Cow maintenance:

https://i.imgur.com/a3DDhSt.mp4

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PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



 It's adorable! :kimchi:

My time in the schadenfreude mines, however, keeps me waiting for that pampered calf to drop a giant load on the kitchen floor.

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Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!
Has sound

https://i.imgur.com/p5uDKXT.mp4

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


 https://i.imgur.com/YuNxxhk.mp4

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