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poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Oh yeah, also Peacemaker=GOOD

Everyone watch

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Keromaru5
Dec 28, 2012

Pictured: The Wolf Of Gubbio (probably)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund
I watched the original Wicker Man the other day and mostly came away more confused than ever as to how something like that led to Nic Cage sucker punching a lady while dressed as a bear.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




I was going to say Francis Ford Coppola hasn’t made a good movie in the 40 years I’ve been alive, but then I checked imdb and there’s Bram Stoker’s Dracula, so…

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
Stroker*

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Cacator posted:

Armie Hammer thirsts for human flesh

This is the Agatha Christie movie we need.

TIP posted:

I'm finally watching the content and holy poo poo how have I never heard of dollman?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWMLJwfbe94

it looks amazing

Tim Thomerson deserves more recognition.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K05ZQ5u0uiE

Bull from Night Court is in this one.

Trancers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P84mvtrZemc

Helen Hunt is in this one. Straight up Terminator/Blade Runner… inspiration.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Keromaru5 posted:

I watched the original Wicker Man the other day and mostly came away more confused than ever as to how something like that led to Nic Cage sucker punching a lady while dressed as a bear.

I once worked with a girl who told me The Wicker Man was the most hosed up, terrifying movie she ever saw. She talked about following the Genitorturers on tour, so I imagined this movie must’ve been crazy hosed up.

I finally tracked it down and watched it, and it was a bunch of folk singing and then the ending, which wasn’t all that shocking to me. :shrug:

And yes, this was before the Nic Cage movie.

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2

Dr. Thoss posted:

It's movie night again!

1. High Moon

A cowboy comes from the past returns to fight modern motorcycle werewolves.

2. Kill Command

Soldiers are sent to engage in wargames to test the capabilities of newly developed combat robots, but the robots take the games too far.

3. The Creeps

Also goes by the title Deformed Monsters. It's the universal monsters, but they're little people and they're mad about that.

As always, aiming to start at 8:00 EST, which is just over an hour from now.
Kill Command is giving me extreme netflix original movie vibes here (yeah I know it's amazon)

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


Keromaru5 posted:

I watched the original Wicker Man the other day and mostly came away more confused than ever as to how something like that led to Nic Cage sucker punching a lady while dressed as a bear.

That happened in the Nic Cage version because the studio decided to let Neil LaBute do the remake, and that dude hates women in such a bone-deep way that it makes Ed Gein blush.

Speaking of Ed Gein, Jay's take on the new Texas Chainsaw Massacre:

https://twitter.com/JayBauman1/status/1494831349743640576?s=20&t=cB9GqI9qkl__gH1IhQ-y2w
https://twitter.com/JayBauman1/status/1494831362993438722?s=20&t=cB9GqI9qkl__gH1IhQ-y2w

It's like a HitB, but in tweet form.

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


Not as good though since I have no idea what Star Trek episodes it was like

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/killerwolffilms/status/1494822550165143555?s=20&t=kA4nRUE45lEGEkSYE2C8oQ

R.I.P. Low Blow

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


Crescent Wrench posted:

R.I.P. Low Blow

drat

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
this is the lowest blow of all

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Crescent Wrench posted:

R.I.P. Low Blow

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
He's tearing up a car in heaven now.

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


I'm rewatching A Knight's Tale and it owns still. I think when I saw this as a kid it was the first time I heard we will rock you and the first time I saw sideboob

Also the acting is much better when it's not filtered by extremely poo poo dubbing

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
The pope may be French but Jesus is English! I love that movie. It's goofy fun and probably closer to the way people actually lived than a lot of peasant misery movies and shows.

Trollologist
Mar 3, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Awaiting the Jay Bauman Plinkett review where he's Mr Plinketts cousin and the Texas Chainsaw Massacre is the most disappointing thing since his dad

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


That girl from Knights Tale/40 Days and Knights was so hot. She was a DJ and a better actress than Gal Godoy so :shrug:

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
Didn't expect another Serious Sandler movie this soon, Gems is only a couple years old.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rT9vk4MCZI&t=64s

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Arc Hammer posted:

The pope may be French but Jesus is English! I love that movie. It's goofy fun and probably closer to the way people actually lived than a lot of peasant misery movies and shows.

Maybe not the part where a peasant gets knighted :v:

Also Adhemar's taunt being thrown right back at him by the squires. :allears: So good.

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


poisonpill posted:

That girl from Knights Tale/40 Days and Knights was so hot. She was a DJ and a better actress than Gal Godoy so :shrug:

Even the horses in it are better actors than Godot

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
Maybe not the peasant knighting ceremony but absolutely the peasants having sports mascots and tournament favorites.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
I hadn't seen A Knights Tale before and saw it early in the pandemic on a discord with drunk friends. I was blown away by how good it was. Such a fun movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONJneFvdu1Q

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Space Kablooey posted:

Even the horses in it are better actors than Godot

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
it's like this dude on love is blind who's going "well by your voice i can tell you're african-american" and it's like buddy you have hosed up so bad already

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
just walk away... you're already dead

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.
famous(?) ant-man actress evangeline lilly, who i did not realize is canadian, is apparently a big chud who likes the nazi truckers currently occupying the nation's capital.

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CaIGd6VJHhi/?hl=en

can she be cancelled?

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!

precision posted:

it's like this dude on love is blind who's going "well by your voice i can tell you're african-american" and it's like buddy you have hosed up so bad already

Well don’t leave me in suspense here

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Sagebrush posted:

famous(?) ant-man actress evangeline lilly, who i did not realize is canadian, is apparently a big chud who likes the nazi truckers currently occupying the nation's capital.

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CaIGd6VJHhi/?hl=en

can she be cancelled?

It's been a few weeks, but yeah she's a huge antivax dipshit and hopefully her vocal support for nazis who were trying to burn down occupied buildings will get Hollywood to finally blacklist her stupid rear end.

DebonaireD
May 7, 2007

Sagebrush posted:

famous(?) ant-man actress evangeline lilly, who i did not realize is canadian, is apparently a big chud who likes the nazi truckers currently occupying the nation's capital.

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CaIGd6VJHhi/?hl=en

can she be cancelled?

this is the real secret ending to lost
jack can really pick them

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Please don’t be a weirdo Paul Rudd :ohdear:

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

priznat posted:

Please don’t be a weirdo Paul Rudd :ohdear:

I'm confident Paul Rudd is in the nice white guy club with DeVito, Tony Hawk, and his idol Weird Al.

Chris Evans hasn't been around long enough, but he seems highly likely to be an inductee in 2035.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.
keanu is their sensei

thoughts and prayers
Apr 22, 2013

Love heals all wounds. We hope you continually carry love in your heart. Today and always, may loving memories bring you peace, comfort, and strength. We sympathize with the family of (Name). We shall never forget you in our prayers and thoughts. I am at a loss for words during this sorrowful time.

Galewolf posted:

Witcher is now played out, cast Tom Holland as Elric of Melnibone!

Don't give anyone the ideas, goddamnit

Let him stay 20-year old Edgar Winter in my mind forever

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Ok watched The Suicide Squad. One dull bit with the Luna guy and Harley Quinn.

Overall though I award the film one Borat Voice It's A Very Nice.

Trollologist
Mar 3, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Sagebrush posted:

famous(?) ant-man actress evangeline lilly, who i did not realize is canadian, is apparently a big chud who likes the nazi truckers currently occupying the nation's capital.

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CaIGd6VJHhi/?hl=en

can she be cancelled?

We never cancelled:
Amber Heard
Roman Polanski
Ben Affleck
Joe Rogan
Jessica Simpson
Gwyneth Paltrow
Jim Carrey
Kevin Spacey
Adam Venit (?) (The guy who molested Terry Crews)



But sure, let's cancel Evangeline Lilly. I'll be over here regurgitating all the same excuses we've used to defend all the above assholes and monsters

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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
I feel like Spacey was firmly cancelled.

Then he killed all of his accusers.

Not allegedly.

He did that poo poo.

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