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"The Australian Prime Minister wants a photo op at your workplace to show what a handman he is." 'Sure, he isn't a complete idiot right ? We don't need to induct him?' The dialog before this incident : PM : OK. On the tools once again Worker Oh, you used to be a tradesman before ? PM: (Nods) Yeah!. This edge here ? 
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Feb 19, 2022 03:27
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the "what the gently caress" gesture sums it up
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Feb 19, 2022 03:29
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An idiot trying to light his cigarette, a waitress carrying flambe, and a screeching child with a fistful of sparklers are converging on that scene as we speak
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Feb 19, 2022 03:44
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poo poo's hosed. Time for a smoke break.
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Feb 19, 2022 03:46
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Guess I'll fry
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Feb 19, 2022 03:49
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evilbastard posted:"The Australian Prime Minister wants a photo op at your workplace to show what a handman he is."
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Feb 19, 2022 03:53
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biracial bear for uncut posted:I hope that pilot got their rear end beat for that poo poo. That's the only way a plane can move forward after it coasts to a stop, go beat up whoever decided that was an okay place to have people standing around.
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Feb 19, 2022 04:31
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Those line guys knew exactly what they were getting into
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Feb 19, 2022 04:37
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Why does it look clear, is that gasoline? Is diesel not dyed in some countries? e: I guess commercial diesel isn't dyed only the red diesel for certain types of machines Sanctum fucked around with this message at 04:53 on Feb 19, 2022 |
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Feb 19, 2022 04:49
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Sanctum posted:Why does it look clear, is that gasoline? Is diesel not dyed in some countries? From a quick joojle Red-Dyed diesel – Most dyed diesel sold in the U.S. is red in color – dyed with the chemical additive Solvent Red 26 or 164. ... Red-dyed gas may only be used in off-road vehicles and applications, including farm tractors, heavy construction equipment, and generators.
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Glory to Italia!
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Sanctum posted:Why does it look clear, is that gasoline? Is diesel not dyed in some countries? Diesel is dyed for off-road stuff because road taxes are worked into fuel taxes. Heavy equipment and farm machinery and such doesn’t use roads, so use dyed diesel which isn’t taxed the same. Using dyed diesel in a road vehicle is tax evasion which is no bueno.
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I was used to seeing diesel that looks pink like this (not mine)  And then there's ATF which is what I imagined red diesel would look like:  Nope, turns out I was seeing red diesel all along. That means every diesel vehicle that doesn't meet tier 4 diesel engine standards is illegally using red diesel at SFO airport.  I know for sure that everyone got their diesel from the same place and it was all red diesel. All those road-legal catering company trucks and company pickups were taking the same diesel that was put in what I assume are tier 4 exempt industrial vehicles like the airplane pusback tugs.Sometimes workers would mix in jet fuel if they couldn't get any diesel. I never understand that mentality, why does the job have to get done? Your company isn't putting gas in their vehicles. Not your problem, take a break.
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Feb 19, 2022 05:40
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Sanctum posted:I was used to seeing diesel that looks pink like this (not mine) We're all going to die for poisoning our own planet lmao
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Feb 19, 2022 05:47
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Airports are not considered roads, you know. That's a place I would expect to see untaxed diesel, because it's not going on the public roads. If those little food and supply trucks never leave the airport, it doesn't matter.
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evilbastard posted:"The Australian Prime Minister wants a photo op at your workplace to show what a handman he is." loving lmao, Australia strictly elects aliens for Prime Minster.
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I don't know if the welding mask is stupider than Trump staring at a solar eclipse, but it might be and that alone is hilarious
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Feb 19, 2022 06:35
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zegermans posted:That's a Russian Su-27.... so probably not. If it's Russian, why does it have the Ukrainian crest on its tail?
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Softface posted:If it's Russian, why does it have the Ukrainian crest on its tail? Like he said, Russian
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Softface posted:If it's Russian, why does it have the Ukrainian crest on its tail? Premonition
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mycomancy posted:I don't know if the welding mask is stupider than Trump staring at a solar eclipse, but it might be and that alone is hilarious Trump stared at the Sun under weak partial eclipse, which is stupid but not any stupider than catching a glance at the Sun under any other conditions. What Scummo did is stupider.
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Zefiel posted:UGH how do they not just cannonball into it all day everyday Not cannon balling but I've seen divers in the Georgia aquarium all the time. I love watching those whale sharks.
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Feb 19, 2022 07:04
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Feb 19, 2022 07:16
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did it see its shadow?
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So... six more weeks of Toyotathon?
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Feb 19, 2022 07:27
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Is that a prairie dog? WTF they do that?
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Feb 19, 2022 07:28
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Platystemon posted:Is that a prairie dog? HOLE IS HOLE
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Feb 19, 2022 07:37
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Maintains three points of contact, all good here
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Cartoon Man posted:Oops my bad I like it how it loops so there is an endless chain of drivers coming to marvel at the thing.
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Feb 19, 2022 08:41
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OSHA certified woof inspectors.
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Kenning posted:loving lmao, Australia strictly elects aliens for Prime Minster. yes 
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Cojawfee posted:When you fall a tree that big, how does it not just shatter into a million pieces as it hits the ground? Wood from giant sequoias and coast redwoods is exceptionally strong and durable stuff. Which sadly is why they get cut down in the first place. Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 10:44 on Feb 19, 2022 |
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Feb 19, 2022 10:42
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Imagine being the individuals that are making the final cut on that big-rear end tree and having to haul rear end away from it to avoid getting squashed because you never know for sure which way it will fall or if it will kickback or roll.
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Ship staus: fuckled Truck status: also fuckled https://www.instagram.com/reel/CaHlfcgrbAK/
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Roof roof! - I remember many years ago seeing a tv show - that I think was British - where they were roadside testing trucks (lorries) to see if they were using red diesel illegally. I tried searching for it and came across this article from 2015 instead, which says the red dye can be defeated so they’re adding a chemical marker to red diesel and have mobile detection units. "New diesel additive posted:102 pence/litre for diesel, 38 pence/litre for red diesel… UK government estimates that the cost to the taxpayer is over £80 million per year in lost tax revenues… I can’t find much mention of it more recently but Dow has a reprinted article that mentions it, under the name Accutrace. The article also mentions another detection method that can find trace amounts of dyes after the criminals have removed it “The technology features a custom-built surface-enhanced resonance Raman scattering (SERRS) spectrometer in association with a patented silver colloid that enhances detection sensitivity.”
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Karate Bastard posted:I've been meaning to ask, are you an actual axolotl farmer? used to keep axolotls a long time ago. they are extremely easy to breed.
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Mozi posted:i wanted to go into the study of fish but they're just too ichy booo
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axolotl farmer posted:used to keep axolotls a long time ago. they are extremely easy to breed. Tleilaxu bastard
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