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MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

FFT posted:

Space OSHA never became a thing due to regulatory capture :hmmyes:

In the case of Stargate, it's because their spaceships were built by lowest-bid contractors (y'know, the ones that built showers that electrocuted people)

Yes, the plasma conduits are literally like water pipes but filled with plasma that will inevitably kill you with a hot fiery electrified plasma jet. Also why the warp core is always on the verge of exploding from any hits to the ship.

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Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


It's commentary on how modern technology is balanced on that knife edge of enabling modern civilization, or murdering us in gruesome fashion.

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Oct 15, 2012

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To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Ghost Leviathan posted:

The old catchphrase is literally 'yiff in hell furf*gs', minus the asterisk.

Might not have made it into public discourse, but online it was common knowledge.

Worth noting here that, at least on 4chan, that was standard terminology when referring to groups of people. newf*g, oldf*g, etc.

Assuming it started on 4chan, it's certainly possible that it was a deliberately targetted homophobic remark, but it would have been keeping with the MO if was also just the normal (albeit still homophobic) sense.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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I don’t like English/Australian actors playing american characters. ESPECIALLY when I have no idea they are non-American until after the fact. It feels, and I don’t use this term lightly, disingenuous.

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Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Idris Elba and Dominic West you're on notice!

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

One of my favorite parts of the Wire is when McNulty (played by Englishman Dominic West) goes undercover in a brothel posing as a British tourist and puts on an absolutely atrocious English accent.

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!
In The Affair both the dude and the chick are secretly English!

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Pilchenstein posted:

They should just have a second, smaller shield under the first one.

Each percent is a shield duh

Pseudohog
Apr 4, 2007
Better not watch Preacher! Feels like over half the cast in that is English, Irish or Scottish!

Spermando
Jun 13, 2009
Watching the Star Wars prequels recently made me realize how little woodwind instruments are used in action-adventure film scores nowadays. It's all strings, brass and maybe piano for sad scenes.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

MariusLecter posted:

Yes, the plasma conduits are literally like water pipes but filled with plasma that will inevitably kill you with a hot fiery electrified plasma jet. Also why the warp core is always on the verge of exploding from any hits to the ship.

There was one of the films where, hilariously, they activate the self-destruct mechanism and the self-destruct mechanism malfunctions and won't blow up the ship.

I mean, we've already established that the ship is one good hard fart away from exploding at all times, constantly, but the *one time* they want it to explode, nooooope.

Voyager I
Jun 29, 2012

This is how your posting feels.
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IShallRiseAgain posted:

I highly doubt most people knew much more about furries beyond they were people who like to dress up as animals and have sex in costumes. That's really all they needed to make fun of them.

They had a weird, very distinguishing kink that (the most visible ones) turned into the entirety of their public facing identity. There's not really another way for that to play out.

GazChap
Dec 4, 2004

I'm hungry. Feed me.

Phanatic posted:

There was one of the films where, hilariously, they activate the self-destruct mechanism and the self-destruct mechanism malfunctions and won't blow up the ship.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaN0kfjFgvo

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
In Encanto, how did Alma know she was having triplets? She wasn't even showing at the time she revealed the news to her husband. They got some magic ultrasound machines I don't know about in 1860s Columbia?

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Panfilo posted:

In Encanto, how did Alma know she was having triplets? She wasn't even showing at the time she revealed the news to her husband. They got some magic ultrasound machines I don't know about in 1860s Columbia?

Dolores heard their heartbeats.

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

Captain Monkey posted:

Dolores heard their heartbeats.

Decades before she was born?

Eh I just assumed it was some kinda magic, it's a magical realist world after all.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
Yes she's that good.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
Abuela has two powers, to know how many babies she's pregnant with at any given moment and to drive her family apart.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

oldpainless posted:

I don’t like English/Australian actors playing american characters. ESPECIALLY when I have no idea they are non-American until after the fact. It feels, and I don’t use this term lightly, disingenuous.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7d3ekMCotQ&t=38s

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.

Baron von Eevl posted:

Abuela has two powers, to know how many babies she's pregnant with at any given moment and to drive her family apart.

Her gift is that she has a triple-barreled Uterus, like a shotgun.

theironjef
Aug 11, 2009

The archmage of unexpected stinks.

Panfilo posted:

In Encanto, how did Alma know she was having triplets? She wasn't even showing at the time she revealed the news to her husband. They got some magic ultrasound machines I don't know about in 1860s Columbia?

There's evidence that the triplet scene was set around 1899 to 1902, not the 1860s. It's not like set in stone or anything but it seems to be a story about the aftermath of the Thousand Day's War. Especially since 50 years later Bruno is making TV/movie theater jokes with his rats.

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Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

theironjef posted:

There's evidence that the triplet scene was set around 1899 to 1902, not the 1860s. It's not like set in stone or anything but it seems to be a story about the aftermath of the Thousand Day's War. Especially since 50 years later Bruno is making TV/movie theater jokes with his rats.

Oh, I got the year mixed up, thought the 'present day' was 1900 not when she got pregnant.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Finally got around to watching Shang-Chi and my IIMM is them just completely forgetting that Ben Kingsley's character existed.

We saw him playing dead during the big fight, then the heroes defeat the bad guy, return to the mundane world and sing karaoke.

I know he was only there to act as a plot device to get them into the mystical city, but it really annoys me when characters just vanish.

liquidypoo
Aug 23, 2006

Chew on that... you overgrown son of a bitch.

BioEnchanted posted:

Her gift is that she has a triple-barreled Uterus, like a shotgun.



To attempt to tie this into the thread topic, I'm vaguely interested in seeing the new Resident Evil movie. Maybe they reference the hydra in it!

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Finally got around to watching Shang-Chi and my IIMM is them just completely forgetting that Ben Kingsley's character existed.

We saw him playing dead during the big fight, then the heroes defeat the bad guy, return to the mundane world and sing karaoke.

I know he was only there to act as a plot device to get them into the mystical city, but it really annoys me when characters just vanish.

He's also there so they can address how they're basically discarding the "old" Mandarin and Ten Rings in the MCU. There's a short on Disney+ about Kingsley's character, to bridge the gap between Iron Man 3 and Shang-Chi.

Which also features a cameo from Justin Hammer (bad guy from Iron Man 2), mostly showing that he's a relationship with his cellmate I guess???

theironjef
Aug 11, 2009

The archmage of unexpected stinks.

It's crazy that Hammer hasn't shown up again. They kept him alive and everything. I hope he's in Armor Wars and/or Ironheart.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
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Spider-Man 2, when Dr Octavius debuts his fusion reactor and the reporter asks that weirdly specific question about ensuring the tentacle rig doesn't hack his brain. I like to think that a similar incident happened in the past that prompted this question, what with this being a scifi universe.

Also, what was going to happen if it worked? Was he just going to have to stand by and occasionally prod his miniature sun as long as it was on?

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
Well not him specifically, I'm sure he's got some interns lined up to handle sun-poking duty most of the time.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Dr Christmas posted:

Spider-Man 2, when Dr Octavius debuts his fusion reactor and the reporter asks that weirdly specific question about ensuring the tentacle rig doesn't hack his brain. I like to think that a similar incident happened in the past that prompted this question, what with this being a scifi universe.

Also, what was going to happen if it worked? Was he just going to have to stand by and occasionally prod his miniature sun as long as it was on?

all osha laws are written in blood.

Also the gbs OSHA thread has panel from an Xmen page where the nuclear plant engineers say that a mutant needs a hardhat even though her powers is a force field because osha paperwork is a bitch.

A Festivus Miracle
Dec 19, 2012

I have come to discourse on the profound inequities of the American political system.

Dr Christmas posted:

Spider-Man 2, when Dr Octavius debuts his fusion reactor and the reporter asks that weirdly specific question about ensuring the tentacle rig doesn't hack his brain. I like to think that a similar incident happened in the past that prompted this question, what with this being a scifi universe.

Also, what was going to happen if it worked? Was he just going to have to stand by and occasionally prod his miniature sun as long as it was on?

I recently rewatched the Toby spiderman trilogy and uh, man. It has aged.

Mary Jane is a straight up psychotic bitch in those moves, especially the last two. Also, she ends up soaking wet with no bra on in all of the films, which is frankly speaking, kind of uncomfortable. Aunt Jane has an actual rear end character arc for literally no reason, that ultimately goes nowhere. Jonah Jameson is marvelous for the entirety of the trilogy.

Toby is a loving dork who gets bullied by college kids who are clearly well into their thirties in at least two of the films (and rocking marvelous spiky hair). Women screaming everywhere, Holy poo poo. Also extras having no direction so you see people staring into the camera, yawning, picking their nose and poo poo.

That Italian Guy
Jul 25, 2012

We need the equivalent of the shrimp = small pastry avatar, but for ambulances and their mysteries now.
I'm irrationally irritated that there aren't more shows with an intro sequence as good as Peacemaker's.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
I watched Moonfall and it's a perfectly good disaster porn movie, but the main thing bugging me is (big ending spoilers)it's a Roland Emmerich film so naturally the step parent dies, but Halle berry's husband dies as well but I honestly can't recall a point in the film where she says he's an ex. This is weird, because as soon as they land back on earth, she tells the conjuring guy they should get back together. I honestly don't think there's a moment in the film where it's mentioned she's divorced, and there's no way she even knows her (ex?) husband is dead.

Just... odd.

Fun movie though.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
New Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake:

What kind of bus doesn't have an emergency exit? Also, the old lady character was an idiot. Yes, I get it, you want to kill him. But why put two girls in unnecessary danger? You now know where he is. Take them to safety and come back. stop getting innocent people killed. Also most of the movie is just goofy - if the bad guy knows he's scary and plays that up, he's just a lame movie stereotype. Someone like leatherface wouldn't care if his victims are scared or not, he just wants to chainsaw them, that's the scary part. The ending is just dumb too. You are in a car, just leave and get the cops involved and let them deal with it.

Worst remake of the movie in a long series of awful remakes.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

That Italian Guy posted:

I'm irrationally irritated that there aren't more shows with an intro sequence as good as Peacemaker's.

I'm irrationally irritated that the last dozen series I've watched were all nowhere near as much fun as Peacemaker.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Megillah Gorilla posted:

I'm irrationally irritated that the last dozen series I've watched were all nowhere near as much fun as Peacemaker.

That loving dove drawing loving kills me every time.



Megillah Gorilla posted:

Finally got around to watching Shang-Chi and my IIMM is them just completely forgetting that Ben Kingsley's character existed.

We saw him playing dead during the big fight, then the heroes defeat the bad guy, return to the mundane world and sing karaoke.

I know he was only there to act as a plot device to get them into the mystical city, but it really annoys me when characters just vanish.

Idk if I said this one in here but no BS when they smash cut to "America: present day" mode, I had no idea of the casting, and muttered, "I feel like Akwafina's gonna show up all 'Eyyyyyyy' <attempt at impersonation>"

And not two loving shots later she shows up being the world's worst valet attendant like "Whuuuut?" I don't hate Akwafina I laugh at most of her bullshit.

I didn't hate the movie but it was completely forgettable -- my friends are hella basic for Disney tho.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Yeah, it was yet another Marvel film about CGI end of the world bullshit that I'm glad I didn't have to pay to watch.


EDIT: also, it sure was lucky Awkwafina turned out to be a crack shot with a bow and arrow after 20 minutes of practice.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Yeah, it was yet another Marvel film about CGI end of the world bullshit that I'm glad I didn't have to pay to watch.


EDIT: also, it sure was lucky Awkwafina turned out to be a crack shot with a bow and arrow after 20 minutes of practice.

There was a much better ending to the film they could have gone with that they didn't because that would have been different, so Awkwafina has to know how to use a bow now

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.
The best part about Shang-Chi is the whole origin story behind the bangles rings:

He stole them. Or maybe he bought them. It's not important!

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

credburn posted:

The best part about Shang-Chi is the whole origin story behind the bangles rings:

He stole them. Or maybe he bought them. It's not important!

The stinger with Banner trying to analyse the rings drove me up the wall. "They're not vibranium....Chitauri?"

Nothing vibranian or chitauri resembles these rings in any way. They've just put them in the script because they have name recognition, but it makes Banner look like a complete idiot who is just listing the first two weird tech things that come to mind.

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Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
I mean, to be fair if you throw in Asgardian you have all the aliens banner has ever dealt with. It's not like he's talked to the skulls or kree, or even the eternals or celestials.

Can't blame the dude for throwing out the only guesses he has.

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