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Elon builds a metal coffin, leaves it outside the entrance to the cavecave, and then calls a nearby rescuer a pedo guy.
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# ? Feb 20, 2022 07:48 |
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8one6 posted:You die slowly while onlookers are helpless to extract you. Then they seal that part of the cave and put up a plaque at the entrance to the cave. That's not fair. Sometimes your dying body becomes a roadside attraction! Sometimes they sell merch themed on your death.
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# ? Feb 20, 2022 07:50 |
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Sometimes your corpse becomes a landmark in other people’s directions
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# ? Feb 20, 2022 07:52 |
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sometimes youre peanus horts
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# ? Feb 20, 2022 07:53 |
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haveblue posted:Sometimes your corpse becomes a landmark in other people’s directions I thought that was mountain climbing?
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# ? Feb 20, 2022 07:54 |
What is a mountain but a backwards cave?
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# ? Feb 20, 2022 08:11 |
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Bad Munki posted:What is a mountain but a backwards cave? you're thinking of an ocean trench, a backwards cave is called a volcanic eruption
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BasicLich posted:you're thinking of an ocean trench, a backwards cave is called a volcanic eruption No, that’s the opposite of a cave-in: a cave-out.
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# ? Feb 20, 2022 08:15 |
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Sometimes you like cave diving. Sometimes someone else who likes cave diving takes up the task of recovering your body. Sometimes additional people who like cave diving are needed to recover both of your bodies.
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# ? Feb 20, 2022 08:24 |
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a backwards cave would be a massive open field with a very narrow rock formation?
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# ? Feb 20, 2022 08:27 |
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PhazonLink posted:a backwards cave would be a massive open field with a very narrow rock formation? So your mum then?
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# ? Feb 20, 2022 08:50 |
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That cave pervert just needs to get a weighted blanket.
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# ? Feb 20, 2022 09:33 |
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i'm not gonna post the horrible story of the nutty putty cave guy. instead, have this awesome story of ted the caver: https://www.angelfire.com/trek/caver/ yes it is literally an angelfire site. it's worth reading. trust me
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# ? Feb 20, 2022 09:47 |
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i swear angelfire still exists just so this one link will work
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# ? Feb 20, 2022 09:50 |
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I can't believe Ted the Caver still works.
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# ? Feb 20, 2022 10:26 |
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now a
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# ? Feb 20, 2022 12:16 |
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Sagebrush posted:i'm not gonna post the horrible story of the nutty putty cave guy. instead, have this awesome story of ted the caver: drat this is old. Didn't this end/have a version where it ended with I found the camera with one last picture and had some goblin thing in it dun dun duhhhh
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# ? Feb 20, 2022 12:23 |
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:drat this is old. Didn't this end/have a version where it ended with I found the camera with one last picture and had some goblin thing in it dun dun duhhhh Is there TL;DR of it?
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# ? Feb 20, 2022 12:58 |
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The Lone Badger posted:But if people know you're missing... then what? Do they remove the entire overburden or what? They put up a sign saying, "Come talk to a dead man!" and charge $1 per minute.
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# ? Feb 20, 2022 13:14 |
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https://www.nps.gov/articles/000/tragedy-at-sand-cave.htm
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:drat this is old. Didn't this end/have a version where it ended with I found the camera with one last picture and had some goblin thing in it dun dun duhhhh
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zedprime posted:This took off as an early form of creepy pasta including people having no idea why it works as a 2001 era blog. I think the two main heavy handed copycats were one that added a really bad photoshop at the end which may have been based on the next one, and one that wrote out a really hilarious ending, changed some random details, and was formatted to look like a text dump of a novel with the copyright backdated to 1987 in some weird attempt to make the blog look like a new fangled copycat. Yeah the one with the bad photoshop is what I remember, but maybe as a "here's the lost chapter!" thing after the original.
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# ? Feb 20, 2022 14:23 |
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Zopotantor posted:They put up a sign saying, "Come talk to a dead man!" and charge $1 per minute.
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# ? Feb 20, 2022 14:26 |
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OMFG NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE. The thing that scares me more than literally anything else in the world is getting trapped, unable to move.
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# ? Feb 20, 2022 19:12 |
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chrisgt posted:OMFG NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE. one time as a kid i thought itd be fun to lay down in the back seat of my parents' car and have a friend put the seats back, so i could hide there or something? i dont know. kid logic they put the seats back then closed the doors and left thought it was hilarious it was a bad time
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# ? Feb 20, 2022 19:23 |
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Jabor posted:You don't just take two flat faces and weld them together. If you did, it would hold together (the welding process melts the metal where you've welded so it'll solidify together), but it'll be very weak compared to the rest of the object since it's only held together at the rim. From my (admittedly very poor) understanding, you COULD do that with Friction Stir Welding since it essentially bonds the two flat faces together.
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# ? Feb 20, 2022 19:41 |
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Sometimes, if your lucky, you can combine the sports of mountaineering caving and diving. https://dynamic.hs.fi/2014/deep/ A good, but long write up of 5 men entering Pluragrotta, with only 2 making it through to the exit and 1 who left via the entrance alone.
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# ? Feb 20, 2022 19:48 |
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Jabor posted:You don't just take two flat faces and weld them together. If you did, it would hold together (the welding process melts the metal where you've welded so it'll solidify together), but it'll be very weak compared to the rest of the object since it's only held together at the rim. You can if you use Explosion Welding!
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# ? Feb 20, 2022 19:56 |
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nomad2020 posted:Sometimes, if your lucky, you can combine the sports of mountaineering caving and diving. quote:…the cave diving community has remained small due to the risks associated with the hobby. There are waaaaay cheaper ways to kill yourself.
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# ? Feb 20, 2022 20:11 |
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:drat this is old. Didn't this end/have a version where it ended with I found the camera with one last picture and had some goblin thing in it dun dun duhhhh There's another version that adds a couple of final chapters where, if I recall correctly, a giant demon thing chases him out of the cave and shoots off into the sky, and then he meets an old prospector living near the cave who is the guardian of it, and learns a story about some native tribe who sealed a demon in there, and they go back and fight it and destroy it and he becomes the new guardian or something and it's incredibly dumb as poo poo and makes the whole story worse so I do not recommend you look for it. The story is perfect as written. Humphreys posted:Is there TL;DR of it? Man goes into cave and has creepy experiences. Everything else you'll have to read yourself, because the slow build is what makes it good. Sagebrush fucked around with this message at 20:23 on Feb 20, 2022 |
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nomad2020 posted:Sometimes, if your lucky, you can combine the sports of mountaineering caving and diving. The part where hes in the deep cave thinking about his wife and kids got to me, not in a "this is sad" way but a "no poo poo, you dumbass" way I cant imagine putting myself at this level of risk (for fun) with a whole rear end family waiting for me.
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Softface posted:If it's Russian, why does it have the Ukrainian crest on its tail? I meant place of manufacture
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# ? Feb 20, 2022 20:48 |
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haveblue posted:Sometimes your corpse becomes a landmark in other people’s directions Saw this guy in the ATM cave in Belize. You have to swim in and climb to him.
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# ? Feb 20, 2022 22:45 |
How’s he doing?
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# ? Feb 20, 2022 22:46 |
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Bad Munki posted:How’s he doing? His calcified bones have been telling people not to go into caves for the last 1,100 years (he died as a 17 year old Mayan by having two vertebrae shattered, possibly a human sacrifice or some other ritual that killed him as there are lots of skeletons in that cave that died similarly violent deaths)
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# ? Feb 20, 2022 22:54 |
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Don’t give up, Skeleton!
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# ? Feb 20, 2022 22:54 |
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What a boner on that guy.
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# ? Feb 20, 2022 22:56 |
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EIDE Van Hagar posted:Saw this guy in the ATM cave in Belize I thought those places had more subtle names usually. Sounds like a good time though
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# ? Feb 20, 2022 23:00 |
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EIDE Van Hagar posted:Saw this guy in the ATM cave in Belize. You have to swim in and climb to him.
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EIDE Van Hagar posted:Saw this guy in the ATM cave in Belize. You have to swim in and climb to him. This is what happens when you go ATM.
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# ? Feb 20, 2022 23:03 |