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after reading about how Bob Saget died I'm glad we took him to the hospital.
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Another parent at the playground just asked me to sign a release for my kid to appear on her kid's Instagram. Lmao gently caress no
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Feb 10, 2022 19:16
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My earliest memory is of jumping off the couch, ripping my head open on the corner of a piece of furniture, and walking into the kitchen scream-crying at my dad with blood flowing in front of my eyes. I was barely 3 at the time. The first of several childhood head traumas. The scar used to be well-covered by my hair. It's been a pretty glaring reminder of just how far my hairline has receded 
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Feb 10, 2022 19:18
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:Another parent at the playground just asked me to sign a release for my kid to appear on her kid's Instagram. what the actual gently caress
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Feb 10, 2022 19:21
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:Another parent at the playground just asked me to sign a release for my kid to appear on her kid's Instagram. "Only if I get a cut of the ad revenue"
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Feb 10, 2022 19:22
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:Another parent at the playground just asked me to sign a release for my kid to appear on her kid's Instagram.  DR FRASIER KRANG posted:after reading about how Bob Saget died I'm glad we took him to the hospital. 100% I would always rather risk feeling a little foolish for overreacting then have under-reacted to a kid medical thing. Pretty sure Billy Mays went out that way too, hit his head on something and it caused a brain problem he couldn’t even feel. I’d imagine kids are less at risk for having brittle/friable blood vessels than adults but still it’s harrowing to think about. For content: yesterday while I was cooking dinner my 10yr old came over to explain to me that since they’ve been around someone who is really good at cooking, a step-parent they spend alternating weekends with, they’ve started being able to tell of food needs more seasoning by smelling it! I have prepared like 3/4th of all their meals over the past 3 years
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Feb 10, 2022 19:28
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Like gently caress you don't take pictures of other people's kids what the gently caress
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Feb 10, 2022 19:29
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Three year old is developing a distinct style
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Feb 12, 2022 18:48
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bluey is an actual gift from heaven
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Feb 12, 2022 18:58
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bitmap posted:bluey is an actual gift from heaven some how my 5yr old has avoided bluey and she went to a dang bluey bday party and navigates all kids streaming
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Feb 12, 2022 19:09
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bitmap posted:bluey is an actual gift from heaven Truth
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Feb 12, 2022 19:21
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I haven’t seen the show, but the soundtrack is amazing, and makes me think that when bill waterson kicks over and his kids sell the rights to Calvin and Hobbes, if they do music this evocative, it just might work.
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Feb 12, 2022 19:24
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does anyone here let their kids play Roblox and if so how many times has someone tried to groom them for sexual abuse?
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Feb 19, 2022 01:01
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Lmao absolutely not.
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Feb 19, 2022 01:11
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DR FRASIER KRANG posted:does anyone here let their kids play Roblox and if so how many times has someone tried to groom them for sexual abuse? lmao uhhhhh are we speaking from experience or
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Feb 19, 2022 01:13
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Good soup! posted:lmao uhhhhh are we speaking from experience or my kid came home from school begging to play it but literally the only time I see it in the news is because of creeps using it to perv on kids.
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Feb 19, 2022 01:14
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God Roblox just looks miserable
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Feb 19, 2022 02:46
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child labour is back baby
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DR FRASIER KRANG posted:my kid came home from school begging to play it but literally the only time I see it in the news is because of creeps using it to perv on kids. I assumed that was the whole internet.
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Feb 19, 2022 17:36
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Currently sitting here waiting for my son to cave and eat his very small dinner. Would really have liked to put him to bed half an hour ago.
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Feb 19, 2022 18:22
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Struensee posted:Currently sitting here waiting for my son to cave and eat his very small dinner. Would really have liked to put him to bed half an hour ago. Mine goes to bed without dinner a lot since we stopped letting him have applesauce for every meal.
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Feb 19, 2022 18:26
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i have a kid with a bunch of food intolerances so he basically eats: bacon chicken nuggets sunbutter w/ Graham crackers (that he dips in water?) potato chips probably not sustainable but it beats accidentally having to go to the hospital
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Feb 19, 2022 18:42
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We do a thing where every Friday we trick the three year old into expanding her palate by doing world themes. Like yesterday was learning about Hawaii, watching Lulu and Stich, then having her pick out anything she wanted from a Hawaiian takeout place. She'll fuss over normal meals, but she gets really into the pagentry of take out day.
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Feb 19, 2022 19:01
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My kids will happily plan menus or cook new food but they still won't eat it lol
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Feb 19, 2022 22:32
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we did baby led weaning with our first and intentionally introduced a huge variety of foods early.... they still get picky in that 5-8 range even if you do all the early introductions. they get weird too because they drop parts of things. when he was a little kid we would do sweet potatoes and avocados and salmon, like a jacket potato. now he’ll only eat the salmon packets of a particular brand with a specific amount of creole season sprinkled on and would never touch guacamole and snubs sweets potatoes. great all we did was make you weird and you didn’t need help there.
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Feb 19, 2022 23:11
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Bar Ran Dun posted:we did baby led weaning with our first and intentionally introduced a huge variety of foods early.... Most kids do that. Babies and toddlers don't particularly care what you feed them, but once their little brains develop enough, they get suspicious of food and kinda have to learn to eat again. I've also read it's something to do with bitterness and kids being more sensitive to bitter tastes. Basically, it's a phase. A loving annoying one, but a phase nonetheless.
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Feb 20, 2022 02:37
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their tastebuds change as they get older, so the sensation of a given food changes over time. also, kids are assholes
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I read an article years ago about a study on flavor tolerances of children and the sweetness result was ‘we didn’t find an upper limit as we hit the concentration of artificial sweeteners we were willing to feed to human children first.’ very little else stuck with me about it, just an image of dudes in lab coats arguing about how much to poison kids for curiosity
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Feb 20, 2022 05:10
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Scientific moral limits are a rarity lmao
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my youngest is 4 and a vegetarian which is awesome e: my older child somehow flourished on an exclusive diet of peanut butter sandwhiches when she was 4 ee: and then there was the lunchable phase........... i am harry has issued a correction as of 06:12 on Feb 20, 2022 |
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Just chiming in to say that my four year old also ate whatever a year or two ago, but now he refuses to try new stuff. We're trying to go pretty hard on not making supplemental pasta for every meal, but sometimes that means he will only eat tomatoes and mint leaves or something. At least he still eats oatmeal for breakfast. He does have some weird preferences. He loves pickles for some reason, but something as boring as mashed potatoes is completely out of the question. He does seem to have learned that sourdough bread is the best bread, he will try store bought yeast bread, but not eat more than a few bites, but when we bake the good stuff, he keeps going. This, I consider i succes.
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BonHair posted:He does have some weird preferences. He loves pickles for some reason, but something as boring as mashed potatoes is completely out of the question. my youngest did that. so I homemade some fermented Giardiniera so I had some control over the salt content
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my kids diet is Dino chicken fish sticks yogurt pizza lunchables oatmeal morning star bacon spinach carrots the fact we got her to consistently eat a lot of spinach during meals is a success so I am not going to worry about her eating right now. kids need like 7-8 tries to really decide and you have to play the long game a lot for these things. we try to redirect when she’s saying “I hate this”, we try to make her say”I haven’t learned to like it yet” not always successful but we’ll take any victory no matter how minor
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Feb 20, 2022 20:21
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Meanwhile, my three year old just announced "I like sour things" while straight chewing on a lime so children are a land of contrasts.
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My strategy has always been letting him help cook, cause then he always (almost) eats it. Also it is a rule in this house that you respect work and thus are not allowed to say X food is bad because someone worked hard on it. You can say you don't like it or it's not your favorite.
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AxGrap posted:My strategy has always been letting him help cook, cause then he always (almost) eats it. Also it is a rule in this house that you respect work and thus are not allowed to say X food is bad because someone worked hard on it. You can say you don't like it or it's not your favorite. Ooh, that's a great way to frame it. Our 5yo is going through a phase of describing food she doesn't like as garbage at the moment, so time to help a comrade.
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Feb 21, 2022 02:32
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god bless Lego Worlds for Nintendo switch. my kids will play it for hours and continue to find new weird poo poo to do to occupy their time. they also accidentally changed the language to Polish but it hasn't kept them from being able to play it so maybe they'll pick up some Polish along the way.
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:Meanwhile, my three year old just announced "I like sour things" while straight chewing on a lime so children are a land of contrasts. Ha! When our son was two I was shocked that he was eating some of the spicy potato I got from the korean bbq place we lived by. He is picky now but doing better. The only frustrating thing now is our youngest can't quite figure out how to drink from a cup.
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Elissimpark posted:Ooh, that's a great way to frame it. Anything my 4yo dislikes "tastes like dirt."
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We took a trip away from the little one and had the grandparents watch her for a weekend and it feels like in the three days we were gone her ability to dash and run has gone up considerably, it's crazy to see how fast they learn
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