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The only non-terrible reason I could think of for buying a human skull is getting a realistic Yorick prop
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Look, sometimes you just gotta eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch out of a human skull the way The Dreadfort General Mills intended.
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Feb 20, 2022 15:06
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Philippe posted:The only non-terrible reason I could think of for buying a human skull is getting a realistic Yorick prop https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On14CIYwpyE
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Feb 20, 2022 15:13
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:i would be willing to bet a pretty large amount of money that you do in fact have at least one skull
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Feb 20, 2022 15:30
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The second half of that soliloquy really hits home when you know that's the actual skull of Tchaikovsky
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Feb 20, 2022 15:37
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Haschel Cedricson posted:The funniest part of the last days of the PYF Boob / Butt / Dick threads was when they all got merged into one thread and anybody who posted a picture had to post a second picture of equal sexiness of a person of the opposite gender or be probated. That was a good rule Mandatory bisexuality
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Feb 20, 2022 15:55
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Improbable Lobster posted:That was a good rule 
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Feb 20, 2022 15:59
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Milo and POTUS posted:This falls under "serious social and political reasons" Only if they decide to sell it.
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Feb 20, 2022 16:01
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cock hero flux posted:they're not worth anything unless they're torn from the neck of your foe with your own hands, put on a spike to warn others what happens to those who defy you, and pecked clean by the crows The post in question was specifically addressing buying skulls. Skulls obtained in rightful combat or ones gifted to you by the person who originally produced it are fine. Just don't buy them from shady black market dealers; this isn't hard.
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Feb 20, 2022 16:09
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I am willing to sell the rights to my skull to an interested party. I assure you it is an exceptional skull.
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Feb 20, 2022 16:12
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:I am willing to sell the rights to my skull to an interested party. I assure you it is an exceptional skull. I'm interested, but personal ethics mean I can only take the skulls of my enemies. Would you be willing to kill one of family members before we make the exchange?
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Feb 20, 2022 16:18
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 Updating my will as we speak
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Feb 20, 2022 16:23
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1stGear posted:I'm interested, but personal ethics mean I can only take the skulls of my enemies. Would you be willing to kill one of family members before we make the exchange? I'll have to clear it with my legal team first but I'm sure we can work something out which will be acceptable to both parties.
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Feb 20, 2022 16:24
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Captain Hygiene posted:
"My (36F) husband (41M) wants to turn himself into a demilich and I'm concerned about it, AITA?"
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Feb 20, 2022 16:40
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Philippe posted:"My (36F) husband (41M) wants to turn himself into a demilich and I'm concerned about it, AITA?" Yes bitch. Support yo man
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Feb 20, 2022 16:48
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Captain Hygiene posted:
How do they turn a body into diamonds? Seems like if they could put enough pressure on a human body to turn the carbon into gemstones we should be able to toss old chicken bones into the same machine and make oil. Please note: I have no idea how diamonds or oil is made besides pressure/time.
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Feb 20, 2022 16:49
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:I have an MSc in osteoarchaeology and worked in historical human remains preservation and recovery for a while, and even I don't have any skulls. Huh huh hey baby, wanna see my boneclones?
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Feb 20, 2022 16:56
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Robobot posted:How do they turn a body into diamonds? Seems like if they could put enough pressure on a human body to turn the carbon into gemstones we should be able to toss old chicken bones into the same machine and make oil. I haven't heard of bone diamonds, but at a guess, they vaporize the bones in what would basically be an industrial-strength microwave oven to ionize their carbon, which they then capture on a diamond template, presumably a very small actual diamond. The other process for creating artificial diamonds involves actually just crushing a lump of coal in a massive pressure chamber, but I think bones contain too many non-carbon compounds for that to be viable. You absolutely could artificially grind chicken bones into oil, but thanks to a little law of physics known as the Law of Conservation of Energy, the process would cost more electricity than you could obtain by burning the resulting chicken oil.
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Feb 20, 2022 17:10
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It's 100% a scam. Cremated ashes have no carbon left and that'a what they take.
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Feb 20, 2022 17:17
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Scarodactyl posted:It's 100% a scam. Cremated ashes have no carbon left and that'a what they take. Yeah, I'd assume the carbon gets burned, because that's what carbon does.
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Feb 20, 2022 17:26
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Oh yeah that makes more sense.
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Feb 20, 2022 17:30
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1stGear posted:I'm interested, but personal ethics mean I can only take the skulls of my enemies. Would you be willing to kill one of family members before we make the exchange? Correct toilet paper placement Beans in <food of choice> Wiping standing up or sitting down Tipping Agile workplaces Correct pronunciation of "sword"
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Feb 20, 2022 17:40
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Splicer posted:My skull is also available and I am willing to take an arbitrary stance on any of the following: A disembodied skull telling people how to walk/eat/wipe has some big boomer energy there.
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Feb 20, 2022 18:01
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Splicer posted:My skull is also available and I am willing to take an arbitrary stance on any of the following: Sorry, but I have high standards for my enemies. Unless you willing to do something that qualify for swearing a blood oath, like burning my home village down or kidnapping my childhood sweetheart, I'm going to have to decline.
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Feb 20, 2022 18:21
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Has anyone provided a link to the porn of someone cumming in a skeletons nose yet? Only ethically sourced skull cum porn please
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Feb 20, 2022 18:46
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Kenning posted:I think it's okay to cum in a nose if everyone is in agreement about it. 
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Feb 20, 2022 18:53
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You should get involved in hema. Things get pretty wild in hema from time to time. Sometimes you gain a skull or two, sometimes you lose one.
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Feb 20, 2022 18:56
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1stGear posted:Sorry, but I have high standards for my enemies. Unless you willing to do something that qualify for swearing a blood oath, like burning my home village down or kidnapping my childhood sweetheart, I'm going to have to decline.
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Feb 20, 2022 18:57
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One time this one guy brought some amanita mead he had made himself and hoo boy that was a time let me tell you.
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Feb 20, 2022 18:58
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:I assure you it is an exceptional skull. 
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Feb 20, 2022 18:59
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Cumthing Awful
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Feb 20, 2022 19:02
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Splicer posted:I play Jinx in top lane your honor, league of legends
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Feb 20, 2022 19:07
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Snowy posted:Cumthing Awful
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Feb 20, 2022 19:09
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1stGear posted:Sorry, but I have high standards for my enemies. Unless you willing to do something that qualify for swearing a blood oath, like ...kidnapping my childhood sweetheart... Ugh, fine. Just let me find my bowsette outfit.
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Feb 20, 2022 19:10
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Splicer posted:I play Jinx in top lane My friend plays Morde on bot, and I supp. But I still hate you. You are the reason we lose.
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Feb 20, 2022 19:11
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Splicer posted:I play Jinx in top lane Alright, I can definitely fit you in, when would you like to be decapitated and do you want the axe to be sharpened first
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Feb 20, 2022 19:17
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Snowy posted:Cumthing Awful
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Cum thing You make my nose sting You make everything ...... sticky
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Cumthing Awful: the internet makes you runny
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