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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Rarity posted:

You're being overcharged, I can get it for £3 in my local Tesco's

Yeah but we get real meat

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Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

coconono posted:

Yeah but we get real meat

Horse is real meat

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

Gonzo McFee posted:

Horse is real meat

Plus it has higher steroid levels so it's body builder approved

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

In Mexico you microwave your steroids that come out of a can

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
https://twitter.com/SexyChuckieT/status/1491943558856728580?t=1bdI96LhZ8_lXFONfeizCw&s=19

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters

History Comes Inside! posted:

It’s a fun fact to do some casual fed badding with at least because come on, but it also makes me wonder in general how many WWE champions in total Brock has gone over at some point since his original return when he was booked strong but still not strong enough to overcome super Cena in his first match back.

If we're talking specifically the matches where he wins the world title:

August 2002: Lesnar beats The Rock cleanly for the title (drops it to Big Show in 4m23 seconds after Paul Heyman turns on him)
March 2003: Lesnar beats Kurt Angle cleanly for the title (drops it to Kurt Angle cleanly)
September 2003: Lesnar beats Kurt Angle for the title in an Iron Man (drops it to Eddie Guerrero after Goldberg attacks Lesnar and Eddie cheats)
August 2014: Lesnar beats John Cena for the title via Suplex City (drops it to Seth Rollins when he cashes in mid-match at Wrestlemania and Rollins pins Roman Reigns)
October 2019: Lesnar beats Kofi Kingston in like ten seconds (drops it to Drew McIntyre cleanly)
January 2022: Lesnar beats Big E in a five way after destroying four other men (drops it to Bobby Lashley after Roman Reigns attacks Lesnar)
February 2022: Lesnar wins title in Elimination Chamber technically not beating Bobby Lashley but destroying four other men

If we're talking about his current post-2013 run, Brock Lesnar has beaten John Cena (1-2*), HHH (2-1), CM Punk (1-0), Big Show (1-0), Undertaker (2-1), Bray Wyatt & Luke Harper (1-0), Seth Rollins (4-3-1), Goldberg (1-1), Dean Ambrose (1-0), Samoa Joe (2-0), Randy Orton (1-0), Braun Strowman (4-0), AJ Styles (1-0), Daniel Bryan (1-0), Kofi Kingston (2-0), Kane (1-0), Finn Balor (1-0), Cain Velasquez (1-0), Rey Mysterio (1-0), Ricochet (1-0), Big E (1-0), and Roman Reigns (3-2-1).

There are obviously mitigating circumstances (and Brock is not booking the show) and we don't know Bobby Lashley's future other than he is out with an injury, but the other three people are talking about involved:

The Rock - leaving to go make movies, Lesnar kills him and he (mostly) disappears and never seeks a rematch. This was seen as a big Passing of the Torch, Brock Lesnar is the Next Big Thing moment that was probably the right move, though I'm not sure if Brock needs that kind of "rub" 19-20 years into his career, nor am I sure if Kofi or Big E were positioned before the match to give him that rub.
Kofi Kingston - gets absolutely murdered by Lesnar in seven seconds, never seeks a rematch, a few weeks later is back in a tag team
Big E - gets destroyed by Brock Lesnar, never seeks a rematch, a few weeks later is back in a tag team

I think those two are the obvious sticking point, but if John Cena or Triple H or Seth Rollins got beaten in seconds and then immediately reverted to midcarders who don't even want a rematch, it would be a broader problem, for sure.

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan


love this guy

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Thunder Rosa is the coolest

https://twitter.com/thunderrosa22/status/1495863961258016769

Zombie Lemur
Jul 6, 2009

Empyrean empties

Note the lack of engagement.

No wonder he goes after AEW more.

Queer Salutations
Aug 20, 2009

kind of a shitty wizard...

https://twitter.com/TransGraps/status/1495809858024660997?s=20&t=aaQeJ7lytvVidKj0GanBzQ

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

I wish Roman tweeted more. I want him to do his jesus twitter gimmick on TV. Acknowledge christ, the Big Dog is the head of the table, but Jesus Christ was a carpenter who built it, amen’yessir

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Thunder Rosa always looks so danged cool.

Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

Unperson_47 posted:

Thunder Rosa always looks so danged cool.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW



Stab’s boys gettin’ boys (or girls, unclear in original post) stabbed

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....
https://twitter.com/Jade_Cargill/status/1495584251051454468?s=20&t=NXo7ca-45rndv8qZRfekPQ

I like how she comes across as such a star I can't picture her doing regular mom stuff. I hope she wears the money outfit while she does it.

https://twitter.com/JordynneGrace/status/1494520101244133389?s=20&t=NXo7ca-45rndv8qZRfekPQ

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Wazzu posted:

https://twitter.com/Jade_Cargill/status/1495584251051454468?s=20&t=NXo7ca-45rndv8qZRfekPQ

I like how she comes across as such a star I can't picture her doing regular mom stuff. I hope she wears the money outfit while she does it.

https://twitter.com/JordynneGrace/status/1494520101244133389?s=20&t=NXo7ca-45rndv8qZRfekPQ

Jade has a masters in child psychology and her day job is (was?) being a child therapist. Must be a trip to bring your kids in for therapy and this giant friendly Amazon made flesh come out to talk to your kids

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

I know the person who posted that.


I didn't know my boy came through when they were having a lovely time.


That's cool.

And for the poster who wasn't sure, a male to female transition.

stab fucked around with this message at 00:05 on Feb 22, 2022

Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Jade has a masters in child psychology and her day job is (was?) being a child therapist.

So Jade’s a master at working children. Honestly explains most of her fans on this forum.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Sandman McMahon posted:

So Jade’s a master at working children. Honestly explains most of her fans on this forum.

lmao

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet

Sandman McMahon posted:

So Jade’s a master at working children. Honestly explains most of her fans on this forum.


A good post

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Jade is mommy the jadeamanics always accepted this

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

Eat My Fuc posted:

Jade is mommy the jadeamanics always accepted this

mommy and the riddler

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Sandman McMahon posted:

So Jade’s a master at working children. Honestly explains most of her fans on this forum.

lmao

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Sandman McMahon posted:

So Jade’s a master at working children. Honestly explains most of her fans on this forum.

I'm in this post and I don't like it

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Sandman McMahon posted:

So Jade’s a master at working children. Honestly explains most of her fans on this forum.

lol

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
https://twitter.com/ReneePaquette/status/1495817971020804099?s=20&t=QMegphCfGw2m3f6goInkBQ

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

https://twitter.com/shidahikaru/status/1495930137711456263?t=hzQmcxA4LUs07mrKZdkQ3g&s=19

Shida NFT

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

already gone

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Shard posted:

already gone

Well that was a quick rug pull

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/PuroresuFlow/status/1495880777699053574

kuribo
Aug 2, 2003

Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.

I just found this, but it seems that you've found my Twitter. One thing not mentioned: I met Ron Reis at Starrcast Baltimore, and when I told him about the whole thing, he encouraged me to go down to the stage where coincidentally, Mark Madden was taking questions. He also offered to go down there himself and ask Madden a question about the Yeti. Sadly, Madden was just wrapping things up, no pun intended.

Deathlove posted:

As a member of that IRC channel, I can confirm all of this without hesitation.

we have a discord now, you should come hang out

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

From the BSS Newspaper Comic Strip thread, enjoy this take from 1952...

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://mobile.twitter.com/Ryback/status/1495990772566532096

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Rarity posted:

Imagining a future where Kidd Bandit gets into the LA Dojo and is forced to wrestle Young Lion style :allears:

https://twitter.com/NJPWofAmerica/status/1495957962124374019

Is that them in the back?

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Selachian posted:

From the BSS Newspaper Comic Strip thread, enjoy this take from 1952...



thank you selachian

Ibexaz
Jul 23, 2013

The faces he makes while posting are inexcusable! When he writes a post his face is like a troll double checking bones to see if there's any meat left! When I post I look like a peacock softly kissing a rose! Didn't his parents provide him with a posting mirror to practice forums faces growing up?

Yoooooo I got a buddy in this pic, that's wild. He met Kidd Bandit, drawing me ever closer to the Codyverse

Ibexaz fucked around with this message at 07:37 on Feb 22, 2022

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
https://twitter.com/andycomplains/status/1495895803721834502?t=l621PRmLW0CUe7oihN42Ng&s=19

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."

Selachian posted:

From the BSS Newspaper Comic Strip thread, enjoy this take from 1952...



drat, wrestling looks great to sensitive souls.

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

IGgy IGsen posted:

drat, wrestling looks great to sensitive souls.

Every one looks like a great match

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forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


https://twitter.com/wXwGermany/status/1496069920408412161?t=o_EGrPGXyTmUpe0snMa00g&s=19

Fuminori Abe is coming to Germany to wrestle for WXW next month & recorded this short video where he tries to describe the BATI-BATI style he represents. He does a great job (with help from Tag partner Takuya Nomura)

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