- Robot Made of Meat
-
|
one of those post-apocalyptic towns with a dark secret where everything is perfect and everyone is super friendly but speak solely in sinister double-entendres, except there's actually nothing sinister at all going on and they're just left alone because they weird people out
This seems to be how everyone else views BYOB.
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
|
#
?
Feb 13, 2022 03:07
|
|
- Adbot
-
ADBOT LOVES YOU
|
|
|
#
?
May 11, 2024 22:30
|
|
- Prurient Squid
-
Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
|
Monks vs. Clowns
|
|
#
?
Feb 13, 2022 18:41
|
|
- Prurient Squid
-
Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
|
A Satanist joins the local church in the hopes of getting kicked out but they need the extra pair of hands so it just... keeps on like this.
|
|
#
?
Feb 13, 2022 22:00
|
|
- google THIS
-
|
something becoming a horse because you thought of horses for too long
Or: How my dream date with Sarah Jessica Parker went south
|
|
#
?
Feb 14, 2022 04:26
|
|
- Karate Bastard
-
|
Metallica's next platinum record Death Fabulous.
|
|
#
?
Feb 14, 2022 13:56
|
|
- Prurient Squid
-
Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
|
Funk Soul Brother except it's The Drugs Hoe Brothel
|
|
#
?
Feb 15, 2022 00:05
|
|
- Prurient Squid
-
Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
|
A rap battle between Miles O'Brien and Krillin about who suffers the most.
|
|
#
?
Feb 15, 2022 11:33
|
|
- Cubone
-
Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
|
twilight but he's not a vampire
bella: how old are you?
edward: ... seventeen.
bella: how long have you been seventeen?
edward: three months
|
|
#
?
Feb 15, 2022 18:14
|
|
- Prurient Squid
-
Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
|
Doctor Paingood.
Are you in pain? Good!
|
|
#
?
Feb 15, 2022 19:53
|
|
- Prurient Squid
-
Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
|
A drag queen streamer that does Q and A sessions and has an uncanny ability to give thoughtful answers to even the most abstruse questions including ones that require trade specific technical knowledge.
|
|
#
?
Feb 16, 2022 15:18
|
|
- Gene Hackman Fan
-
by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
|
A drag queen streamer that does Q and A sessions and has an uncanny ability to give thoughtful answers to even the most abstruse questions including ones that require trade specific technical knowledge.
Her stage name of Miss N. Formative, however, was from the more-cynical era when she first started out.
----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
|
|
#
?
Feb 16, 2022 21:53
|
|
- Karate Bastard
-
|
Putting the rave in "unravel".
|
|
#
?
Feb 17, 2022 18:25
|
|
- Prurient Squid
-
Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
|
Who Watches The Hate-Watchers? A hard hitting docu-drama about those people who endlessly check in on people who can't stop broadcasting their reactions to tv shows they started to despise a decade ago.
|
|
#
?
Feb 17, 2022 23:39
|
|
- Prurient Squid
-
Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
|
Sixty Six Shy Sedevacantists Schismatically Strike at Subtle Septagenerian Seminarians.
|
|
#
?
Feb 19, 2022 00:42
|
|
- Finger Prince
-
|
Q: What did Ghengis Khan say to his son on his deathbed?
A: You can have it all/my empire of yurt
|
|
#
?
Feb 19, 2022 15:20
|
|
- Prurient Squid
-
Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
|
The investigative reality TV show: "Poor Devils".
Minions toil in the bowels of Hell, but do they earn enough to get by? A hard hitting report covering those on the lowest rungs of the torment pyramid.
|
|
#
?
Feb 20, 2022 11:54
|
|
- The Walrus Cancer
-
If we were all trees, there'd be no more wars. 'Cause we'd be trees.
|
Wait a second. I had something for this.
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2022 08:22
|
|
- Jestery
-
Not a Dickman, just a shape
|
Not so much a joke as a movie scene
Madmax style post apocalyptic situation
A cocky young upstart attempts to kill the tribal leader/elder . Due to the experience of said elder he is incapacitated in the attempt
Looming over the upstart, the elder proclaims
"I came down with the last rains youngling! "
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2022 10:49
|
|
- Prurient Squid
-
Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
|
You're playing a text adventure and you pick up an item called DAS SEX BOOK. But everytime you try to read it you get the message "Not now! Wait till you're alone".
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2022 18:08
|
|
- Prof. Crocodile
-
|
An old episode of 'In Search Of' about the legend of the Updog, but none of the people being interviewed will bite on the joke, and Leonard Nimoy becomes visibly agitated.
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2022 18:26
|
|
- Karate Bastard
-
|
I would so send him off on a wild chase down a mine shaft
where they used to mine raw dog ore, to be upcycled in the old bofa plant down the road
|
|
#
?
Feb 22, 2022 17:38
|
|
- Karate Bastard
-
|
Just look round the back and you got your hole in the butte right there
|
|
#
?
Feb 22, 2022 17:41
|
|
- Bright Bart
-
False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
|
A 4 panel cartoon where someone is walking past a computer someone just now left and doing a double-take upon reading the Google Search that's on the screen.
Something like:
'Is Sonic the Hedgehog slavic?'
|
|
#
?
Feb 22, 2022 22:32
|
|
- Gene Hackman Fan
-
by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
|
An old episode of 'In Search Of' about the legend of the Updog, but none of the people being interviewed will bite on the joke, and Leonard Nimoy becomes visibly agitated.
[Shaggy-robert-redford-glowing-approval.gif]
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2022 20:57
|
|
- Karate Bastard
-
|
Introverted Rick Astley
Aaahhhh don't want to tell you how I'm feeling
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2022 22:23
|
|
- google THIS
-
|
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Because starting new relationships is exhausting
|
|
#
?
Feb 23, 2022 23:10
|
|
- Prurient Squid
-
Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
|
A New Age human sacrifice.
|
|
#
?
Feb 24, 2022 18:05
|
|
- Prurient Squid
-
Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
|
Ghosts in fedoras in a dingy bar... that's as far as I got... oh, and they're playing poker.
|
|
#
?
Feb 24, 2022 20:35
|
|
- Karate Bastard
-
|
Sedatan aren't you supposed to be torturing the lost souls?
Uhh, uhwhat. where am I. Where's my
pants
|
|
#
?
Feb 24, 2022 21:59
|
|
- google THIS
-
|
If people emptyquoted each other irl a standup comedy show would sound like a really bizarre cult ceremony
|
|
#
?
Feb 25, 2022 14:23
|
|
- Adbot
-
ADBOT LOVES YOU
|
|
|
#
?
May 11, 2024 22:30
|
|
#
?
Feb 13, 2022 03:07
