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AgentHaiTo
Feb 7, 2003

Well, isn't this a coincidence? So, um, how you doing? You're busy, I know and I don't want to distract you, please, don't let me interrupt you.

Thundercracker posted:

I just head cannoned Adebayo as what happened to Tasty after she got out of prison and it's way more amusing.

lol, head cannoned!

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Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Just now I saw John Cena jumping out of an air cargo transport with a cow that kept saying "Boooooost" and it seemed totally in character for him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soPl4IAhjbI

Like it could be hijinks in between Peacemaker seasons..

cheating on Eagly with.. Cowly?!!

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Doltos posted:

Well that's the issue. She needed a whole subplot for her character to have any depth. I get it that you need to do it sometimes but if the subplot doesn't help the main plot or matter at all to it why is it there in the first place for the first season? Save that for later seasons when you want to go below surface level.

My theory is they just didn't have enough budget/time/content for a full first season. The White Dragon plot is pretty short and the butterflies don't need a ton of effort put in for the audience to know what's at stake.

Having relationships that affect your decisions isn’t a “subplot” that needs resolution.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://twitter.com/frandozer/status/1494938645551370240?s=20&t=i87OXu5fbXhAbGjWft3Xhw

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

chitoryu12 posted:

Having relationships that affect your decisions isn’t a “subplot” that needs resolution.

It's absolutely a subplot why did you put that in quotes?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I love Adebayo doing the "new kid on the first day of school introducing herself" bit, especially as she mentions halfway through that she's realized this was a stupid thing to do but she's started it now and can't stop herself :allears:

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

I love that Auggie can make jetpacks and energy gauntlets that can burn through steel, but he'd rather make a helmet that launches his son head-first at stuff because gently caress him. It's just so on-brand.

Marsupial Ape
Dec 15, 2020
the mod team violated the sancity of my avatar

jabby posted:

I love that Auggie can make jetpacks and energy gauntlets that can burn through steel, but he'd rather make a helmet that launches his son head-first at stuff because gently caress him. It's just so on-brand.

I'm still not a 100% on Auggie being a self-made mad scientist. During the final battle with his son, Auggie was talking some crazy poo poo about Moloch and how he was going to sacrifice Chris to something before Vig leapt in. Now, he's a ghost.

Charity Porno
Aug 2, 2021

by Hand Knit
Yeah I don't think he was actually manufacturing the stuff or even built his own folding space and i don't think we were really supposed to think much about it this season.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
I think he is a solid hardware guy who can assemble the parts and wire them together, but the finer parts and tech are something acquired elsewhere.

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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I think making him a weird genius with tech is a good trope breaker but I can totally see them using him as a go between for some eviler person

SpeakSlow
May 17, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I'd venture to say that powered armor and n-th dimensional weapon storage are the rocket launchers and anti-material rifles in underground bunkers of racist militias in the DCEU.

They probably finance it with drug money too, just to be so on-the-nose it has to be fascist.

Shrimpy
May 18, 2004

Sir, I'm going to need to see your ticket.
The slow burn storytelling of the scabies helmet remains.

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

Xelkelvos posted:

I think he is a solid hardware guy who can assemble the parts and wire them together, but the finer parts and tech are something acquired elsewhere.

We haven't met the boys' mom yet, just saying. Maybe she fit the nazi super scientist cliché berger.

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
He could have just as easily been a middle manager at S.T.A.R. labs/a basic engineering guy whose nazi gang stole a bunch of poo poo and knew just enough to repurpose bits of tech he swiped into more portable forms

Edit: I mean, there's superscience everywhere, it's comic book land. Even someone with middling tech skill in that kinda environment would be able to work things we'd consider miracles.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

TheSwizzler posted:

He could have just as easily been a middle manager at S.T.A.R. labs/a basic engineering guy whose nazi gang stole a bunch of poo poo and knew just enough to repurpose bits of tech he swiped into more portable forms

Edit: I mean, there's superscience everywhere, it's comic book land. Even someone with middling tech skill in that kinda environment would be able to work things we'd consider miracles.

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
isn't it illegal to repost the anarchist cookbook recipes?

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Khanstant posted:

isn't it illegal to repost the anarchist cookbook recipes?

Not since the FBI rewrote it to be dangerous to the reader

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014



Credit to kalamariboy

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

Marsupial Ape posted:

I'm still not a 100% on Auggie being a self-made mad scientist. During the final battle with his son, Auggie was talking some crazy poo poo about Moloch and how he was going to sacrifice Chris to something before Vig leapt in. Now, he's a ghost.

I'm pretty sure he was just saying he would "give [Chris's] life to God" which seems to fit with his Christian fundamentalism and the idea God was "testing him like Abraham". I don't think it was intended to reference demonic sacrifice or anything.

Personally I rather like the idea of Auggie inventing all that stuff. None of it is too crazy by D/C universe standards, I mean his best efforts (the White Dragon suit) gets taken out by one guy jumping him with a knife. So it's hardly Iron Man tech.

I was also waiting for the joke that the x-ray vision helmet dramatically increases the cancer risk of anyone you look at.

chitoryu12 posted:



Credit to kalamariboy

The Hamburgler stuff was hilarious and fit Locke's character perfectly. Just so confident he's untouchable he doesn't give one poo poo about his story.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Marsupial Ape posted:

I'm still not a 100% on Auggie being a self-made mad scientist. During the final battle with his son, Auggie was talking some crazy poo poo about Moloch and how he was going to sacrifice Chris to something before Vig leapt in. Now, he's a ghost.

To me, he said he was going to give Chris's soul to God before Vig literally cut him off.

I already posted earlier that in the original comics, his dad's ghost (also a Nazi, but the OG WWII kind) continually haunts him.

Auggie might be more like a lazy polymath who's decided to coast through life or more like an ex-supervillain since the cops seem to be familiar with him and he's familiar with due process to tell them to gently caress off without a warrant.

That laziness led him to not give a poo poo about gaps in the armor, probably because he figures with his boot-jets, not-repulsors, and gang of thugs that surround him no one is ever going to get close enough to rip his threads.

He was smart enough to design it so it could withstand a frontal grenade explosion but not smart enough to figure on someone as psychotic as Vigilante jumping on his back and slashing his cables.

I actually just see it as another of Gunn's deliberate page flips on the character mythos, as in the original comic it's Chris himself who is a snooty smartypants that is continually inventing technologies to benefit mankind that he puts in different helmets.

BTW I'm sure even with his dad 'dead,' they can either have him go back to the road and retrieve that gym bag full of helmets, or Economos arranges a federal transfer of the helmets in the Evergreen police lockup. Or, Auggie might have had secret hideouts / caches for his technology, he's definitely smart enough to not hide all of his eggs in one basket (his house)

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Scrubs who somehow create mindblowing, impossible physics devices is as common as capes in superhero books. Shocker was a high-school dropout who was nonetheless a technical genius who designed his shockwave gauntlets. The Top is a guy who taught himself how to spin really fast and in so doing supercharged his own brain in order to allow him to make techno top weapons. Sauron, famously, has invented genetic manipulation tech that is so advanced he could cure cancer. But he doesn't want to cure cancer...

Adder Moray
Nov 18, 2010

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

Would Waller have her own daughter killed? I feel like she would. Or at least kidnapped and thrown into a blacksite for a few years if not the rest of her life.

Not Waller when she's written well. Part of the thing that makes her so interesting is that she's not a heartless monster, she's a monster because she has people she cares about. She does the poo poo she does because, in her mind, it makes the world safer for them.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

zoux posted:

Scrubs who somehow create mindblowing, impossible physics devices is as common as capes in superhero books. Shocker was a high-school dropout who was nonetheless a technical genius who designed his shockwave gauntlets. The Top is a guy who taught himself how to spin really fast and in so doing supercharged his own brain in order to allow him to make techno top weapons. Sauron, famously, has invented genetic manipulation tech that is so advanced he could cure cancer. But he doesn't want to cure cancer...

Yeah. To put it in a DC context, White Dragon is about on the level of the Flash's Rogues. Some of them came up with their own tech, like Captain Boomerang.

(It is tempting to let people think I think Digger invented the boomerang, so do that if you want.)

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Tungsten-citric concentrate :yum:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Cosmic King: Dammit, I was hoping he would make prison meth :smith:

Senator Drinksalot
Apr 30, 2013

Kiss me up, touch me, fuckin' rock my world holmes, I don't care

Adder Moray posted:

Not Waller when she's written well. Part of the thing that makes her so interesting is that she's not a heartless monster, she's a monster because she has people she cares about. She does the poo poo she does because, in her mind, it makes the world safer for them.

Waller > Joker imo

Automata 10 Pack
Jun 21, 2007

Ten games published by Automata, on one cassette
James Gunn might be the director who gets comic books the most. Like while everything else feels like you’re watching shows or movies that feature intellectual property from comic books, while his stuff feels really feels like they are the spirit of comic books come to life.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Automata 10 Pack posted:

James Gunn might be the director who gets comic books the most. Like while everything else feels like you’re watching shows or movies that feature intellectual property from comic books, while his stuff feels really feels like they are the spirit of comic books come to life.

Gunn by his own admission thinks they're one of the dumbest things ever but loves them deeply. This is important.

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Dawgstar posted:

Gunn by his own admission thinks they're one of the dumbest things ever but loves them deeply. This is important.

Yeah, comic books (not always, but very often) can be like professional wrestling. Very dumb, but extremely good and entertaining at the same time (and yes, problematic when it comes to the WWE, but you know what I mean).

So what I’m saying is, John Cena is perfect casting.

ConfusedUs
Feb 24, 2004

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thrawn527 posted:

Yeah, comic books (not always, but very often) can be like professional wrestling. Very dumb, but extremely good and entertaining at the same time (and yes, problematic when it comes to the WWE, but you know what I mean).

So what I’m saying is, John Cena is perfect casting.

I love this post because I’ve been drawing parallels between superhero media and professional wrestling for years. I thought I was the only one.

Everyone has their catchphrases and their shiny outfits. They do promos/monologues at each other. There’s stupid drama for the sake of stupid drama. (Almost) No one gets permanently hurt. Someone inevitably cheats somehow. Wolverine has done fifty heel-face turns this year alone. It’s all fake as hell.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

ConfusedUs posted:

I love this post because I’ve been drawing parallels between superhero media and professional wrestling for years. I thought I was the only one.

Everyone has their catchphrases and their shiny outfits. They do promos/monologues at each other. There’s stupid drama for the sake of stupid drama. (Almost) No one gets permanently hurt. Someone inevitably cheats somehow. Wolverine has done fifty heel-face turns this year alone. It’s all fake as hell.

Chikara specifically is basically comic books as wrestling.

Senator Drinksalot
Apr 30, 2013

Kiss me up, touch me, fuckin' rock my world holmes, I don't care
Anyone else remember when Robocop entered the squared circle?

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


Senator Drinksalot posted:

Anyone else remember when Robocop entered the squared circle?

Did you know it also means that RoboCop, the Muppets and the Fox Football Robot are all in the same continuity now?

Senator Drinksalot
Apr 30, 2013

Kiss me up, touch me, fuckin' rock my world holmes, I don't care
Wrestling truly kicks rear end

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
You know wrestling is fake, right? They use footage from videogames and deepfake the wrestlers over it so you can't tell the difference.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


If you've ever wanted a step by step guide to the Peacemaker dance..

https://twitter.com/JamesGunn/status/1496474134133579776

Blockhouse
Sep 7, 2014

You Win!

Khanstant posted:

You know wrestling is fake, right? They use footage from videogames and deepfake the wrestlers over it so you can't tell the difference.

it's true

https://i.imgur.com/y3h4SGi.mp4

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Can't remember if this got posted earlier, but it's funny so here it is possibly again..

https://twitter.com/billythebutcher/status/1495250918081769478

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Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


Khanstant posted:

You know wrestling is fake, right? They use footage from videogames and deepfake the wrestlers over it so you can't tell the difference.

Wrestling is real, it's UFC (Utterly Fake Combat) that's pretend.

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