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Daikatana Ritsu posted:No accessibility options huh. Cool world you got here. Yeah. lmfao
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Fortaleza posted:I knew a guy with bad arachnophobia so he got a realistic-looking tattoo of a spider on his arm. It really did help him get over it but for a bit there he was scared of his own arm lmao
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# ? Feb 23, 2022 23:22 |
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Fortaleza posted:I knew a guy with bad arachnophobia so he got a realistic-looking tattoo of a spider on his arm. It really did help him get over it but for a bit there he was scared of his own arm lol
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# ? Feb 23, 2022 23:25 |
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Fortaleza posted:I knew a guy with bad arachnophobia so he got a realistic-looking tattoo of a spider on his arm. It really did help him get over it but for a bit there he was scared of his own arm lmao
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# ? Feb 23, 2022 23:27 |
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Larry Parrish posted:ive never understood how you can get through life if it's really that bad you can't even see spiders on a computer screen lol. they're loving everywhere. and everywhere in media too. anyway it always sounds like the gaming version of people who wont eat spicy food. yeah what kind of bitch is scared of spiders. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=3966472&pagenumber=2&perpage=40#post514380884
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# ? Feb 23, 2022 23:29 |
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Fortaleza posted:I knew a guy with bad arachnophobia so he got a realistic-looking tattoo of a spider on his arm. It really did help him get over it but for a bit there he was scared of his own arm lmao
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# ? Feb 23, 2022 23:31 |
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The accessibility people don’t deserve to play elden ring
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# ? Feb 23, 2022 23:32 |
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:yeah what kind of bitch is scared of spiders. I'm scared of real spiders too but I just don't get being scared of ones in games lol. They're not real and more importantly can't bite me.
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# ? Feb 23, 2022 23:34 |
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:yeah what kind of bitch is scared of spiders. lmfao one time my ex ran out of the bathroom shrieking that there was a spider in there, it's florida so weird bugs are always gonna get in no matter what. naked but armed with a chancleta I assumed it was some common house spider, I couldnt find it anywhere in our tiny cramped bathroom until I looked above the door and found out south florida has fist sized black widow spiders. just lost control of my body and dropped the sandal and somehow my legs ran me out the door before I could think and I screamed like a girl. came back in wearing a parka+mask hazmat suit in 80 degree weather and a giant bottle of RAID and I ended that bitch
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# ? Feb 23, 2022 23:39 |
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Larry Parrish posted:I'm scared of real spiders too but I just don't get being scared of ones in games lol. They're not real and more importantly can't bite me. yeah I can see why, you get caught in their webs often
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# ? Feb 23, 2022 23:40 |
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extremebuff posted:lmfao Lmfao
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# ? Feb 23, 2022 23:42 |
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I was carrying firewood into the house once as a teenager and a wolf spider that had an abdomen about a big as my thumb crawled out of the stack I was holding right by my face and I screamed so loud it made my throat raw as I threw all the wood away lol.
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# ? Feb 23, 2022 23:43 |
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HolePisser1982 posted:me trying to talk about current evenrs to normal people: “this is all just so awful for ukranian fromsoft fans. the russians are inhuman.. i cant even imagine the grief.. lmfao
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# ? Feb 23, 2022 23:45 |
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lmfao
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# ? Feb 23, 2022 23:46 |
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Orange DeviI posted:The accessibility people don’t deserve to play elden ring they should be funneled into a playschool style internet closed off from normal people
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# ? Feb 23, 2022 23:46 |
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When I was like 3 or 4 years old visiting my aunt in the Dominican Republic I went to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and there was this insanely gigantic tarantula sitting on the toilet paper roll and I ended up being terrified of spiders for about a decade or two. I'm mostly okay with them now but still not crazy about em. Gonna kill Queelag tonight, wish me luck
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# ? Feb 23, 2022 23:48 |
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:they should be funneled into a playschool style internet closed off from normal people What do you think Twitter is
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# ? Feb 23, 2022 23:51 |
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the summer after graduating from college i was back in my parents' house. i walked up from my bedroom in the basement to the garage at like 3am to get a drink and there was a giant rear end spider on the floor. i hit it with a broom and it exploded into hundreds of tiny little spiders and i fell halfway down the stairs trying to run away in panic
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# ? Feb 23, 2022 23:51 |
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Larry Parrish posted:I'm scared of real spiders too but I just don't get being scared of ones in games lol. They're not real and more importantly can't bite me. I even get why people avoid media with weirdly specific things, everyone has their poo poo, it's saying that the media is a slight against the disabled that's beyond the pale to me.
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# ? Feb 23, 2022 23:53 |
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Orange DeviI posted:What do you think Twitter is lmao
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# ? Feb 23, 2022 23:57 |
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Spiders are cool
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# ? Feb 23, 2022 23:58 |
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Bicyclops posted:I even get why people avoid media with weirdly specific things, everyone has their poo poo, it's saying that the media is a slight against the disabled that's beyond the pale to me. nothing can be just "not for me" anymore, everything must appeal to everyone and if it doesn't, it's a failing of the product and those who made it
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# ? Feb 23, 2022 23:58 |
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Game unlocks for x-heads at 6am EST using the new zealand trick. LETS loving GO!!!!!
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# ? Feb 24, 2022 00:00 |
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12 hours to go....
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# ? Feb 24, 2022 00:00 |
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:yeah what kind of bitch is scared of spiders.
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# ? Feb 24, 2022 00:03 |
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That Little Demon posted:yeah I can see why, you get caught in their webs often
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# ? Feb 24, 2022 00:04 |
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That Little Demon posted:yeah I can see why, you get caught in their webs often lmao
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# ? Feb 24, 2022 00:05 |
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vincent price looking on in horror as larry, trapped in a web, screams "help me you retard, help meeeew!!"
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Bicyclops posted:I even get why people avoid media with weirdly specific things, everyone has their poo poo, it's saying that the media is a slight against the disabled that's beyond the pale to me. this, basically
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# ? Feb 24, 2022 00:09 |
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grieving for Gandalf posted:nothing can be just "not for me" anymore, everything must appeal to everyone and if it doesn't, it's a failing of the product and those who made it I remember when Sekiro came out everyone was crying about it as usual, while I watched a paraplegic guy play and beat it no problem lol
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# ? Feb 24, 2022 00:11 |
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Kongming posted:Of course all these people have loving FFXIV avatars.
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# ? Feb 24, 2022 00:11 |
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:I remember when Sekiro came out everyone was crying about it as usual, while I watched a paraplegic guy play and beat it no problem lol mfers beat these games with guitar hero controllers and these people are complaining they need it directly written on their tv where to go at all times
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# ? Feb 24, 2022 00:13 |
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forget it, Jake. it’s Twitter
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# ? Feb 24, 2022 00:16 |
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:Remember how Dawn Horizon literally saved humanity from the brink of extinction? Oh sorry, I forgot. Big Epic Sword Guy swings his sword for the win. Rubbish.
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# ? Feb 24, 2022 00:19 |
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There's time now... I can play all the games I want! I have all the time in the world. *loads up Elden Ring, sees there's no quest log or objective markers* That's not fair...... that's not fair!! There was time now.
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# ? Feb 24, 2022 00:20 |
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Orange DeviI posted:What do you think Twitter is lol
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# ? Feb 24, 2022 00:23 |
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:I remember when Sekiro came out everyone was crying about it as usual, while I watched a paraplegic guy play and beat it no problem lol my favorite is when they say it's impossible for them to react fast enough to stuff that's fairly slow and telegraphed and it's like. you wouldn't be able to handle dressing yourself or eating with that delayed of a reaction lol. you're just bad at games which isn't a disability.
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# ? Feb 24, 2022 00:25 |
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Larry Parrish posted:my favorite is when they say it's impossible for them to react fast enough to stuff that's fairly slow and telegraphed and it's like. you wouldn't be able to handle dressing yourself or eating with that delayed of a reaction lol. you're just bad at games which isn't a disability. People joke about Battletoads being a notoriously difficult game, but they wouldn't if they knew that, for me, it was the first in a series of virtual aggressions and indignities that would come to be characterized as "my life"
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# ? Feb 24, 2022 00:33 |
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[game journalist staring at a pdf menu of Joes Spicy Tacos, home of the worlds spiciest tacos™] The lack of accessibility options for people with ulcers is problematic, to say the least. And if the only response you ahve to this is "go to a different loving restaurant you malding little freak", maybe youre the-- wait a minute, all the tacos have TORTILLAS?! when CELIACS EXIST?!?
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# ? Feb 24, 2022 00:39 |
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Control Volume posted:[game journalist staring at a pdf menu of Joes Spicy Tacos, home of the worlds spiciest tacos™] The lack of accessibility options for people with ulcers is problematic, to say the least. And if the only response you ahve to this is "go to a different loving restaurant you malding little freak", maybe youre the-- wait a minute, all the tacos have TORTILLAS?! when CELIACS EXIST?!? lol
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