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BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Why do raccoons always gotta look so dang fun

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Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Why do raccoons always gotta look so dang fun

Right? I love how the one pretends that it is mauling her knee, 1st with one side of its face, then the other, but never accidentally even poking a thread on her jeans.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Raccoons do seem to fit a lot of the criteria for taming, if not necessarily domestication. They're gregarious and social, have vaguely recognisable body language, eat a lot of the same stuff we eat and seem to be quite intelligent.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Raccoons do seem to fit a lot of the criteria for taming, if not necessarily domestication. They're gregarious and social, have vaguely recognisable body language, eat a lot of the same stuff we eat and seem to be quite intelligent.

Why not done??

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Is It Possible To Domesticate Raccoons? explains why it's not happening any time soon.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/ohHazGy.mp4

ultrafilter posted:

Is It Possible To Domesticate Raccoons? explains why it's not happening any time soon.

We've done this with foxes so I'll be waiting for science to catch up a bit

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

ultrafilter posted:

Is It Possible To Domesticate Raccoons? explains why it's not happening any time soon.

depends on what they mean by domesticated i guess

because it sounds like they're using dogs as a baseline and it's not really shocking that raccoons are not dogs

King of Solomon
Oct 23, 2008

S S

Regarde Aduck posted:

depends on what they mean by domesticated i guess

because it sounds like they're using dogs as a baseline and it's not really shocking that raccoons are not dogs

They also use cats as an example several times throughout the post.

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth

mobby_6kl posted:

https://i.imgur.com/ohHazGy.mp4

We've done this with foxes so I'll be waiting for science to catch up a bit

Yeah i read this fantastic article in an old NatGeo magazine about a russian guy who domesticated foxes. It took something like 9 generations to get to the point where they would seek out humans affectionately not just for food.

BetterLekNextTime
Jul 22, 2008

It's all a matter of perspective...
Grimey Drawer

Sludge Tank posted:

Yeah i read this fantastic article in an old NatGeo magazine about a russian guy who domesticated foxes. It took something like 9 generations to get to the point where they would seek out humans affectionately not just for food.

The book is pretty cool too especially about trying to do science in mid-century USSR.

ToxicFrog
Apr 26, 2008


ultrafilter posted:

Is It Possible To Domesticate Raccoons? explains why it's not happening any time soon.

That article seems to be very confused about the distinction between "taming" (habituating a wild individual to human contact and control) and "domestication" (selective breeding of an entire population for long-term cohabitation with humans).

Bear Enthusiast
Mar 20, 2010

Maybe
You'll think of me
When you are all alone
Either way once they're done with "washing bears" they should move on to actual bears

Ninurta
Sep 19, 2007
What the HELL? That's my cutting board.

Bear Enthusiast posted:

Either way once they're done with "washing bears" they should move on to actual bears

Bears have already been trained to carry artillery shells, smoke and drink beer. I'm sure firing the guns will be next on the agenda.

Wojtek posted:

Wojtek initially had problems swallowing and was fed condensed milk from an old vodka bottle. He was subsequently given fruit, marmalade, honey, and syrup, and was often rewarded with beer, which became his favourite drink. He later also enjoyed smoking (or eating) cigarettes, as well as drinking coffee in the mornings.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wojtek_(bear)

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

ToxicFrog posted:

That article seems to be very confused about the distinction between "taming" (habituating a wild individual to human contact and control) and "domestication" (selective breeding of an entire population for long-term cohabitation with humans).

Yeah, though I think I get the gist; raccoon behaviours are at the very least too far off from cats and dogs (both carnivores) for similar techniques to work, and they're too large and dextrous to be kept like rodents. I suppose one point of comparison might be monkeys; despite technically being possible to tame and live with, you still need a dedicated enclosure for them to live comfortably, and can't be left unsupervised in human environments like cats and dogs.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
https://i.imgur.com/Mr3Fo6A.mp4

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Seems like a mistake to leave that rifle within reach of a raccoon.

I saw some speculative fiction documentary recently where a raccoon like animal has learned how to not only use guns, but how to improve and manufacture them.

Wait...I think I can find a picture


Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
I thought there was a viral clip of a raccoon shooting a handgun that I must have seen, as I just kept anticipating the raccoon reaching down and picking up a gun loving and naturally operating it.

I hear movie lines in normal conversation all the time, I can't believe I just kinda forgot all the marvel movies for a while.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Wasabi the J posted:

I hear movie lines in normal conversation all the time, I can't believe I just kinda forgot all the marvel movies for a while.

To be fair a lot of them are pretty drat forgettable, the moreso the more they go on.

hiddenriverninja
May 10, 2013

life is locomotion
keep moving
trust that you'll find your way

Just came back from watching Encanto. The short in front of it, "Far From the Tree" is about some adorable animated raccoons, 10/10 must watch

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

https://twitter.com/durumcrustulum/status/1466117014582448131

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnWEHflZDOM

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

New unicode emojis? Yes please.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
The Apes & Monkeys thread seems to be pulling ahead!

https://i.imgur.com/HFBn5IQ.mp4

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Gonna shamelessly bump this with this vicious attack

https://i.imgur.com/p3rsblh.mp4

hiddenriverninja
May 10, 2013

life is locomotion
keep moving
trust that you'll find your way

oh my you handsome bandito

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012



mobby_6kl posted:

Gonna shamelessly bump this with this vicious attack

https://i.imgur.com/p3rsblh.mp4

Don't you DARE scroll past this without unmuting it.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Ariong posted:

Don't you DARE scroll past this without unmuting it.
Haha I didn't even try unmuting this myself :3: here's another one, though sound doesn't really add anything

https://i.imgur.com/amNSRGO.mp4

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NgP3PQ53H4

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.
https://twitter.com/buitengebieden_/status/1489253881573883905?s=20&t=Wjx5lrUekvd24StGHCShpQ


That raccoon is everybody’s first choice when picking teams for their raccoon football game. (This works no matter what game “football” means in your country)

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Bored posted:

https://twitter.com/buitengebieden_/status/1489253881573883905?s=20&t=Wjx5lrUekvd24StGHCShpQ


That raccoon is everybody’s first choice when picking teams for their raccoon football game. (This works no matter what game “football” means in your country)

Does it have its right paw raised as in pick me please? The quality is a bit poo poo but looks like it :3:


https://i.imgur.com/oTxIPog.mp4

Airflamer
Jan 21, 2012

wow that story was super amazingly awesome, im not even joking right now

Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofp26_oc4CA

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Oh so that's the guy! I've seen gifs of this before but it seems that he's still going, there are pretty recent raccoon videos on his channel.

https://i.imgur.com/TnvzMxZ.mp4

Whis this were me

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...


“I regret nothing.”

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

MrYenko posted:

“I regret nothing.”

I read it as,”ooooooh, this May have been a mistaaake.” But I might have missed it shoving seed into its face while twirling.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


the famous meme This Is Fine Racoon

Flinger
Oct 16, 2012


Thsis guy is gonna drop dead and there will be an enormous pack of raccoons expecting food from humans

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/ygvuIXi.mp4

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Wonder if that was the beginning of rabies or just a young adult male raccoon without his gang. I’ve literally come face to face with a raccoon as it transversed my ladder in a shed up to the attic and there was no snarling.

Although the two tiny raccoons that used to come eat the feral cats’ food would snarl over it between themselves when it was their turn to eat. They did not snarl at the cats or me.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffV5CCvUcZg

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mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/fzvhojipgdblwbqqypgk.mp4

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