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mila kunis posted:he's not a lib he's a marxist. he said so himself. when someone tells you they're a card carrying marxist the first time, believe them
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Feb 24, 2022 02:03
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It's 4 am Moscow time and I haven't died in nuclear hellfire
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Feb 24, 2022 02:03
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John Charity Spring posted:when someone tells you they're a card carrying marxist the first time, believe them
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Feb 24, 2022 02:04
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turn the imperialist war into a civil war
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Feb 24, 2022 02:04
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R. Mute posted:we're all comrades here but some are more comrade than others
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Feb 24, 2022 02:05
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Dolphin posted:Post a good post. lol
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Feb 24, 2022 02:05
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well, it's 4 am, where's my war?????
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Feb 24, 2022 02:05
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Atrocious Joe posted:https://twitter.com/JonMarcStanley/status/1496626558437576704?s=20&t=xokEQPeqQuI89_Ao3gMhsg this is fake right
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Feb 24, 2022 02:05
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vyelkin posted:i would like very much for no one to be hurt or killed
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Feb 24, 2022 02:05
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vyelkin posted:i would like very much for no one to be hurt or killed other than the deranged politicians and oligarchs drumming this poo poo up for oil etc. right? because they will discard your life asap
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Feb 24, 2022 02:05
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vyelkin posted:i would like very much for no one to be hurt or killed
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Feb 24, 2022 02:05
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sexpig by night posted:stop using my people as a shield to defend your weak and pathetic worldview you sack of poo poo gently caress off, I did no such thing. I realize Putin's war has us all on edge but these histrionics are beneath you
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Feb 24, 2022 02:06
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vyelkin posted:i would like very much for no one to be hurt or killed https://twitter.com/BeijingReview/status/1496652501218512896?s=20&t=xokEQPeqQuI89_Ao3gMhsg
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Feb 24, 2022 02:07
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Koirhor posted:C- attempt next try to be more illustrative The sun was setting over over his palatial lake house, but Dolphin did not notice. He was locked in posting combat with his enemies, and he was winning. All around him, his enemies were flailing under the textual onslaught of his witty barbs and devastating logic. He could taste victory, and it was sweet. Just a few more posts and the perfect posting edifice he was meticulously constructing would be complete. But then, at the eleventh hour, victory was snatched from his grasp. A perfidious mod, no doubt drunk on power and cheap bourbon, hit him with a low blow. The lowest blow possible even, a six hour probation. By the time he would be able to return, the thread would be in shambles, his perfect creation ruined, his enemies, no doubt strategizing in their dank Discord hovels about how to respond. All seemed lost, but there was one chance. One desperate gambit, it was risky but it just might work. With trepidation, he opened the website. The accursed notification of his unjust punishment seared his eyes and burned deep into his soul. It ate at the very fiber of his being, but soon, so soon, it would be wiped away. Quickly, he jumped into his Private Messages, and scrolling past the uncountable and unread pleas for mercy from his defeated posting enemies, trophies of a thousand triumphant battles, and hit the "New PM" button. With relish, he typed in the foul name of his enemy, too terrible to even write here, and slowly and deliberately he typed out a message. Pausing before each word, judging the potential impact, ensuring that of every word in the English language, he has chosen best. And after what seemed like hours but was mere moments to such a cunning intellect, he completed his message: "you better hope i never find out where you live", it said. And with an exhale of one who is the master of his own soul, a perfect posting warrior, he clicked Send.
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Feb 24, 2022 02:07
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vyelkin posted:i would like very much for no one to be hurt or killed
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Feb 24, 2022 02:08
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Atrocious Joe posted:https://twitter.com/BeijingReview/status/1496652501218512896?s=20&t=xokEQPeqQuI89_Ao3gMhsg thank you, china. 🇨🇳
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Feb 24, 2022 02:08
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StashAugustine posted:this is fake right he's a tory, this is standard rhetoric for them
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Feb 24, 2022 02:08
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Why does the Ukranian military suck so bad? Don't the get +1 ARMOR bonuses for defending?
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Feb 24, 2022 02:08
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Flavahbeast posted:gently caress off, I did no such thing. I realize Putin's war has us all on edge but these histrionics are beneath you ask him where he lives
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Feb 24, 2022 02:09
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Atrocious Joe posted:https://twitter.com/BeijingReview/status/1496652501218512896?s=20&t=xokEQPeqQuI89_Ao3gMhsg thank you for taking the lead and calming tensions, China
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Feb 24, 2022 02:09
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They should build bunkers and tesla coils on choke points.
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Feb 24, 2022 02:09
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vyelkin posted:i would like very much for no one to be hurt or killed
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Feb 24, 2022 02:09
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Atrocious Joe posted:https://twitter.com/BeijingReview/status/1496652501218512896?s=20&t=xokEQPeqQuI89_Ao3gMhsg nothing but respect for my president
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Feb 24, 2022 02:09
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hosed up of Putin to time his invasion to coincide with the release of Elden Ring it's Maidan, not maiden you fool!
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Feb 24, 2022 02:09
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vyelkin posted:i would like very much for no one to be hurt or killed me too but only because it would be immensely loving embarrassing for the us
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Feb 24, 2022 02:09
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Atrocious Joe posted:https://twitter.com/BeijingReview/status/1496652501218512896?s=20&t=xokEQPeqQuI89_Ao3gMhsg behind closed doors it all be like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cM6eNRYroo
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Feb 24, 2022 02:10
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Azathoth posted:The sun was setting over over his palatial lake house, but Dolphin did not notice. He was locked in posting combat with his enemies, and he was winning. All around him, his enemies were flailing under the textual onslaught of his witty barbs and devastating logic. He could taste victory, and it was sweet. Just a few more posts and the perfect posting edifice he was meticulously constructing would be complete.
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Feb 24, 2022 02:10
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spacemang_spliff posted:PERMABAN 02/23/22 05:28pm Dolphin Sending death threats in PMs. Jeffrey of YOSPOS Jeffrey of YOSPOS Dolphin posted:ur all just mad that i can own you at a moments second if it werent for the mods who will save you wow way to prove him right 
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Feb 24, 2022 02:11
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Azathoth posted:The sun was setting over over his palatial lake house, but Dolphin did not notice. He was locked in posting combat with his enemies, and he was winning. All around him, his enemies were flailing under the textual onslaught of his witty barbs and devastating logic. He could taste victory, and it was sweet. Just a few more posts and the perfect posting edifice he was meticulously constructing would be complete. 
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Feb 24, 2022 02:12
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Yeah no. I think it's telling that all the westerns shut up about the whole "there's still room for negotiation" Zelensky better hope Putin is just playing hardball and maybe get on his knees and beg.
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Feb 24, 2022 02:12
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Azathoth posted:The sun was setting over over his palatial lake house, but Dolphin did not notice. He was locked in posting combat with his enemies, and he was winning. All around him, his enemies were flailing under the textual onslaught of his witty barbs and devastating logic. He could taste victory, and it was sweet. Just a few more posts and the perfect posting edifice he was meticulously constructing would be complete. *unsheaths posting katana*
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Feb 24, 2022 02:15
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sexpig by night posted:well, it's 4 am, where's my war????? Let's give it until 4am in Kiev.
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Feb 24, 2022 02:16
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Flavahbeast posted:gently caress off, I did no such thing. I realize Putin's war has us all on edge but these histrionics are beneath you "putin's war" lmao
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Feb 24, 2022 02:16
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sexpig by night posted:well, it's 4 am, where's my war????? look I'm sorry but this has very strong "the ides of March have come" energy
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Feb 24, 2022 02:17
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Azathoth posted:The sun was setting over over his palatial lake house, but Dolphin did not notice. He was locked in posting combat with his enemies, and he was winning. All around him, his enemies were flailing under the textual onslaught of his witty barbs and devastating logic. He could taste victory, and it was sweet. Just a few more posts and the perfect posting edifice he was meticulously constructing would be complete. His wife came in: 
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Feb 24, 2022 02:17
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I thought Zelensky's speech was pretty good https://twitter.com/maxseddon/status/1496622939504058368
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Feb 24, 2022 02:17
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donbas will learn 
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Feb 24, 2022 02:19
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Atrocious Joe posted:https://twitter.com/BeijingReview/status/1496652501218512896?s=20&t=xokEQPeqQuI89_Ao3gMhsg getting my news from BJreview.com
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Feb 24, 2022 02:20
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so the frozen/non-frozen status of the ground in ukraine turned out to be a complete non-factor, wow weird, seems like all those elite twitter strategists might have been wrong on that one???
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Feb 24, 2022 02:20
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Flavahbeast posted:I thought Zelensky's speech was pretty good 'you studied in Ukrainian universities and have Ukrainian friends' yea man it's almost like for most of modern Ukraine they were just Ukrainians until hyper nationalist freaks like your Azov buddies decided they spoke Russian too much and were secret KGB assets.
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Feb 24, 2022 02:21
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