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Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

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Tankbuster
Oct 1, 2021

MLSM posted:

A neo nazi state armed with American weaponry on russias border is a direct threat you loving moron

Those american weapons are doing them a fat load of good right now lol.

Gresh
Jan 12, 2019


https://twitter.com/ASBMilitary/status/1496742383383371776

just lol if a bunch of Ukrainians just up and switch sides

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

SchrodingersCat posted:

lol at anyone who doesn't think this whole thing is 100% about NOT having NATO forward bases on the loving Russian border. Full stop, end of story. The only question is why NATO/the US wouldn't give that to Russia and I wouldn't be surprised if it was because the Ukrainian nationalist faction wouldn't accept that term.

As much as people dying sucks, this invasion is pretty much the only response Putin could have made to even the slight chance of Ukraine joining NATO.

If Ukraine joins NATO Russia becomes irrelevant and there is nothing they can do about it without triggering article 5 and probably ending the world.

this is ridiculous

it could also be about the us/canada exporting LPG to germany via boat lol

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Tiler Kiwi posted:

How long will it take to capture Kiev? 2 days
Will Zelenskyy be killed? Yes
Total Ukrainian civillian casualties: 500 dead
Total military casualties Ukraine: 3000 dead
Total military casualties Russia.: 15 dead
Will the Ukrainian army regulars hold the lines? No
Will the Azov Battalion fight to the end? No
Will drone/mud weapons be used on invading troops?: Yes
Will Zelenskyy launch attacks on the Slavs? Yes
Will Zelenskyy launch attacks on The Zone? No
-If yes; will The Zone retaliate harshly? Yes
Will Zelenskyy sacrifice Kiev (gas/nuke it)? No
Will the Slavs make a grab for independence? Yes
Will Poland do anything silly like try for land? Yes
Will Zelenskyy burn the mud fields? Yes
How long will Russia be occupying Ukraine? ~15 years
Will the Ukrainian war catalyze increased nazism in Russia?No
In the long run, will this war be good or bad for the world? Good

We have to look at what those civilian casualties are- just because they're civilian doesn't make them innocent! Lets take a look at a few possibilities:

1) A civilian walking down the street to market gets killed by a cruise missile fired at the market.

2) A civilian asleep in their house is killed when their house is targetting by a smart bomb and blown up.

OK, these two are regrettable innocents being killed- but since Russia doesn't make a habit of targetting markets or houses, they're very small in number!

3) A civilian working at a neonazi weapon factory gets killed when the chemical weapon plant is bombed.

4) A civilian security guard at a weapons depot is killed when the weapons explode.

5) A civilian contractor repairing a tank is killed by a MOAB dropped on the unit.

6) A civilian engineer is killed when the neonazi command center he works at is destroyed.

7) A civilian delivering snackiecakes to the neonazi bunker vending machines eats a 5,000lb bunker buster.

etc, etc. The list goes on. My point is that there are a lot of civilians directly supporting the military that aren't exactly "innocent" and would be mire rightly counted among the military casualties than civilian. I'm a cspammer and post for the CIA, but I acknowledge I'm also a valid military target because of what I do. And I think the vast majority of civilian casualties in this campaign will not be innocent.

Torpor
Oct 20, 2008

.. and now for my next trick, I'll pretend to be a political commentator...

HONK HONK

MLSM posted:

A neo nazi state armed with American weaponry on russias border is a direct threat you loving moron

apparently not much of one by the looks of things

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

Ardennes posted:

In really doubt much more the bureaucracy if not most of the military is going to stay.

lol why would you want them to after this showing?

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

Gresh posted:

https://twitter.com/ASBMilitary/status/1496742383383371776

just lol if a bunch of Ukrainians just up and switch sides
happened in huge numbers in crimea, will absolutely happen now

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/sidhant/status/1496549375518343169?s=20&t=NO0nuLoPSdkq_kQjixAelg

Tankbuster
Oct 1, 2021

Gresh posted:

https://twitter.com/ASBMilitary/status/1496742383383371776

just lol if a bunch of Ukrainians just up and switch sides

Their bivouacked units got flattened by rocket artillery. No one really wants to banzai charge T-80s/90s with Javelins now.

Torpor
Oct 20, 2008

.. and now for my next trick, I'll pretend to be a political commentator...

HONK HONK
i understand the nato expansion issue and how it was putting pressure on Putin, but a lot of people are working overtime trying to justify killing a lot of civilians

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3YzmjmAGoI

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

lmao at all the people wanting signed receipts from every poster saying putins butt smells in the shitposting Forum

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

big if true
https://twitter.com/NguyenK37230640/status/1496740656940822530?s=20&t=wrKY-ObG_xsZm8KMlm-_KQ

eedit: people saying fake in the comments.

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

Propaganda Hour posted:

Good morning, Mr. President

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


Gresh posted:

https://twitter.com/ASBMilitary/status/1496742383383371776

just lol if a bunch of Ukrainians just up and switch sides

Yeah this is an Afghanistan level collapse

SchrodingersCat
Aug 23, 2011

I could've worded that better but it's 2am and I just took a fuckton of cold medicine.

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001



https://twitter.com/no_itsmyturn/status/1496742908808265732

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/wsbmod/status/1496694982169837572?t=Hx34xQLn5G43lcL49rbYPQ&s=19

Gresh
Jan 12, 2019


https://twitter.com/ASBMilitary/status/1496745994880536578

RIP

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
We all just want to be on the right side of a loving war. We all feel the call, the anglo-american urge. Just give in and embrace your desires.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Torpor posted:

it was a strange turning up the heat that just placed Ukraine in jeopardy, put US credibility on the line and failed. it was the strangest foreign policy stance ever it just about couldn’t have worked no matter what actually happened.

It worked because it's in American interests for the war to happen.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

Not So Fast posted:

Zelensky seeking nuclear weapons is made up nonsense as well, and again we've condemned the USA before for making they excuse with Iran / Libya / DPRK.

ok how about the occupying army thing

Raged
Jul 21, 2003

A revolution of beats
Wow, CSPAM agreeing with Trump and Tucker Carlson. I feel faint.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

MLSM posted:

A neo nazi state armed with American weaponry on russias border is a direct threat you loving moron

yeah we’re seeing just how threatening they can be aren’t we. you’re right Zelensky is Rommel

err
Apr 11, 2005

I carry my own weight no matter how heavy this shit gets...
https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1496745619599556609

MLSM
Apr 3, 2021

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/cenkuygur/status/1496723441503723520?s=20&t=JJ3Ay7wqrloehU8njl5azw

Armenian genocide denier is mad mad Russia is cleaning up the nazi problem on their borders

MLSM
Apr 3, 2021

by Azathoth

indigi posted:

yeah we’re seeing just how threatening they can be aren’t we. you’re right Zelensky is Rommel

You’re too stupid for words

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

Gresh posted:

https://twitter.com/ASBMilitary/status/1496742383383371776

just lol if a bunch of Ukrainians just up and switch sides

To recap: Russian doctrine plans for offensives that can only be stopped by determined, organized resistance in urban areas and behind rivers. The Ukrainian Army is still not in the field at one of their major urban centres. The police are reporting the advance which suggests military CCC has broken down and the defence ministry doesn’t know where the Russians are.



Guess which step we’re on

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


Raged posted:

Wow, CSPAM agreeing with Trump and Tucker Carlson. I feel faint.

Me a brain genius.... maybe wars of occupation are bad whoever does it. "You loving ignorant lib succ brained truth is in the middle centrist, you total rube, kill this man!"

papersack
Jul 27, 2003

Propaganda Hour posted:

Good morning, Mr. President

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

indigi posted:

yeah we’re seeing just how threatening they can be aren’t we. you’re right Zelensky is Rommel

zelensky's been hung out to dry by two us presidents in a row blowing sunshine up his butt

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

I guess electing a clown was a mistake after all

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

twoday posted:

Of course not, why would he allow that to be published. Just look at any video of him from the last two years though and you'll see the odd physical posturing, inclusing pressing his hands against the edge of his desk to stop them from shaking

man can you imagine living in a country where the media lockstep refuses to make any acknowledgment of the leaders obvious physical and cognitive decline what an absolute farce it must be living in a totalitarian dictatorship where the dictator has no clothes

anyway im glad we have an extremely healthy and smart president like joseph robinette biden to lead us against putins perfidy

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

Not So Fast posted:

The UK has as many Nazis and I'd rather we didn't get invaded in response.



Hmmm

Torpor
Oct 20, 2008

.. and now for my next trick, I'll pretend to be a political commentator...

HONK HONK

it doesn’t come from the invasion region of Germany so it’s just sparkling incursion

FishBulbia
Dec 22, 2021


This is 100 an exercise event. Most paratroopers in combat dont line up as a regiment behind a flag bearer lol

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

MLSM posted:

You’re too stupid for words

L

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Morbus
May 18, 2004

Frosted Flake posted:

This is my read too.

We loving pulled our troops and diplomats out while continuing to encourage Zelensky to stall Minsk II!!

He got set up. I can’t read it any other way.

I, for one, am shocked that a comedian whose main pre-election qualification was "playing the president of Ukraine on TV" was unprepared for his position as a geopolitical pawn between Putin and the CIA.

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