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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/CyberEveryword/status/1496271828645564426

https://twitter.com/ronnui_/status/1496143585716187139

https://twitter.com/yeoldedad/status/1496357275237511168

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Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/papa_rosh/status/1496332609080729603

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


Muja shakapan? Jedahadawadanidibobo!

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/VaushV/status/1496554276495183874?t=TiPDNv2YLQ0U4s3wo3XPHg&s=19

Vitruvian Manic
Dec 5, 2021

by Fluffdaddy
One like Putin, full of strength
One like Putin, who won't be a drunk
One like Putin, who wouldn't hurt me
One like Putin, who won't run away!

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

Big Grunty Secret posted:

Waylon Jennings Live! is a great song

:hai:

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/richontech/status/1496846049675075584

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Captain Monkey posted:

Arrive thinking your research vessel is set to make first contact. Have a whole book about the things you've gleaned of their culture from the light emanating off their planet, Getting to know them intimately as a species as you get closer and closer, watch them ascend to a near modern level of technology due to time dilation.

And then exterminate the xenos upon arrival as per the Military Industrial Complex's wishes, while strip mining equipment arrives on your tail.


Content:

https://twitter.com/bad2sentence/status/1496183216407195649?s=21

idk why but this is massively killing me rn

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/in_ternationale/status/1496535077987430400?s=21

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

And if you went in voluntarily you're perfect for the military!

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

What?

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.




Lmao gently caress me.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

misspelled, smh

Fhqwhgads would be so upset

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Now show me one with Fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf's full name

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

thecluckmeme posted:

The last concert I went to was a Mountain Goats concert in Minneapolis where a dude in a white suit in front of me was just loving GROOVING to a country song about a cocaine dealer in a casino, but he was too far gone to stay on his feet and kept falling backwards. I basically acted as this guy's safety net for a few songs while he did some two-step where one of the steps was a drunken trust fall.

I left to have a cigarette between songs and watched the poor guy get walked out :( he was just having a good stumbley time

There's always at least one person like this at every concert.

I have been that person a few times

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/905465943136096257

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/MandellaGlass/status/1496932057624330241

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




https://twitter.com/ErikSheader/status/1496509849726857217?s=20&t=4BsbbWvi-TokfyHUuMxMag

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Come on!

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

Milo and POTUS posted:

And if you went in voluntarily you're perfect for the military!

I feel like there's a catch though

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
https://twitter.com/kirawontmiss/status/1496602994829258753

https://twitter.com/spaceeong/status/1496606166897475584

https://twitter.com/SaeedDiCaprio/status/1496845196046315524

https://twitter.com/mikey100mike/status/1496699886024093698

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Yeah that would be silly. You eat it with the rest of the burg obv so it ends up in your tum tum

VROOM VROOM
Jun 8, 2005

if I were standing I would have fallen at the revelation of this

Blood Nightmaster
Sep 6, 2011

“また遊んであげるわ!”

For anyone here who wasn't terminally online in the early aughts:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=votBDwhTu1E

Eulogistics
Aug 30, 2012

Mauser posted:

It's used by people that hate women.

The military used "females" a couple years ago, which admittedly supports your position.

ponzicar
Mar 17, 2008

Blood Nightmaster posted:

For anyone here who wasn't terminally online in the early aughts:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=votBDwhTu1E

Isn't there further context? It seems like it's related to a Strongbad Email episode.

Vitruvian Manic
Dec 5, 2021

by Fluffdaddy

https://youtu.be/votBDwhTu1E

I could sell this to like, somebody's dad or at the art fair.

e: loving beaten.

Vitruvian Manic has a new favorite as of 22:52 on Feb 24, 2022

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




ponzicar posted:

Isn't there further context? It seems like it's related to a Strongbad Email episode.

Yes


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lml_AKkhCVY

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Don't forget the album version, live from West Reykjavik!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxeT6740zIw

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/rainyshore/status/1495784027441278977

https://twitter.com/uhmmkristina/status/1496094035349540866

https://twitter.com/AdderallBlack/status/1496538855138369539

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

I feel personally attacked by this post. :sueme:

We Got Us A Bread
Jul 23, 2007

ponzicar posted:

Isn't there further context? It seems like it's related to a Strongbad Email episode.

Come on, ponzicar...I see you jockin' me...

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1496990699631394824

I've been squinting at this for like five minutes trying to see if I'm about to fall for a joke.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Son of a bitch I was going to add it but it was already there:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/wspieler/status/1497010712333684737

Crustashio
Jul 27, 2000

ruh roh
https://twitter.com/getfiscal/status/1496958594373333005

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



I dare anyone to get past the second line in that video.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
The Fug Girls always called her Drunkface McCord, and…yeah.

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
Edit: this was rude I guess, my bad.

Just me wondering if this is someone having a mental illness thing and not being sure how okay it was to laugh at. :smith:

Read After Burning has a new favorite as of 06:17 on Feb 25, 2022

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

God drat this dude does not miss

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