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Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

steiner is going to counterattack any minute now

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The Puppet Master
Apr 9, 2005

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.



https://twitter.com/LizAnnSonders/status/1497194830660780033

Tankbuster
Oct 1, 2021
Why is the uk on the chart?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

lol



Stop in most directions except the actual country capital

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Peace is here. Thank you xi

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

Who the gently caress is screaming "log off" at my capital? Show yourself coward! I will never -

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC
https://twitter.com/uaweapons/status/1497195127219101728?s=21

Look who’s working his way back to the top.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009

we need a baghdad bob but for zelensky

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

Also lol at the finnish Nazi defender. I hope you find peace and love and happiness and never suffer the same fate as those who opposed your glorious swastika-ridden military.

Comrade Koba
Jul 2, 2007

Cpt_Obvious posted:

Also lol at the finnish Nazi defender. I hope you find peace and love and happiness and never suffer the same fate as those who opposed your glorious swastika-ridden military.

if you really want to get a rise out of them, remind them that they're the only country that technically lost WWII twice.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

etalian posted:

lol



Stop in most directions except the actual country capital

Technically the Red Army also stopped when they got to Berlin

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

gradenko_2000 posted:

Technically the Red Army also stopped when they got to Berlin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1PAO3jgmXY

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

huh I dunno why I never thought someone would have made a mine deployment system for land. I just assumed all land mines were hand placed

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012


What. Where does Austria's gas come from then?

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

etalian posted:

lol



Stop in most directions except the actual country capital

Well they are at their destination so that counts

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

lmao the MoD is posting video game footage, ukraine is lost

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

i say swears online posted:

yooo the pole dancer from ukraine i follow is live, she's in kiev

https://twitch.tv/olesyabulletka

give her those amazon prime subs lmao
My sources say the six hour probation, for linking a pole dancer's twitch stream, being considered for i say swears online. I am pro-horny and take no pleasure in reporting this.

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
https://mobile.twitter.com/samfbiddle/status/1496904703304617986

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

etalian posted:

lol



Stop in most directions except the actual country capital

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Oh hey I wonder why Germany and Italy are supporting Russia.

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008


so many liberals gonna be posting "well ok they're nazis, but"

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
counting the minutes until i see an unironic "i never thought id die fighting side by side with a fascist" lotr meme

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

uncleTomOfFinland posted:



they were so nazi that they had the swastika even before the nsdap existed!

If there is a rule against being horny on something awful then this dude needs a bonk because he cums every time he posts a swastika.

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC

genericnick posted:

What. Where does Austria's gas come from then?

I looked it up and Austria simply doesn’t report where they import gas from.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

OhFunny posted:

I looked it up and Austria simply doesn’t report where they import gas from.

*taps head*

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

brugroffil posted:

They're sending in Czechoslovakian interior decorators! Ukraine's finished

They're not finished, that's the problem. But some fine Chechen polyurethane should take care of that.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

frankenfreak posted:

My sources say the six hour probation, for linking a pole dancer's twitch stream, being considered for i say swears online. I am pro-horny and take no pleasure in reporting this.

I ended up watching it, it was interesting and in fact not horny. She was first trying to get on a train out of Ukraine, then gave that up and drove her car around considering other ways out of the country. Many viewers recommended driving to the polish border, which she was apprehensive about as she is a Russian national. She drove around an airport for a while, hearing gunfire a couple of times. Then she gave up and headed home, ending the stream. It was bizarre and funny hearing her thank people for subscribing and getting donations while trying to flee from a war.

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

etalian posted:

lol



Stop in most directions except the actual country capital

Similar to my car after I arrive at my destination

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
woke up this morning thinking about how stupid this all is, I would write my thoughts in detail but you all know it already

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
It's also quite possible they want to give the appearance of having lots of irregulars ready to fight the Russians tooth and nail over every street corner in the citites.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

frankenfreak posted:

It's also quite possible they want to give the appearance of having lots of irregulars ready to fight the Russians tooth and nail over every street corner in the citites.

it inspires a lot of confidence in their military capabilities when their plan to defend the capital is "hey everybody here's how to make a molotov cocktail"

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Gresh posted:

i hope the Chechens eat those Nazi fuckers for lunch.
:hai:

Malloc Voidstar posted:

i hope they wipe eachother out somehow, kadyrov's evil too
:hai:

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

more like Comrade Kobarid

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

frankenfreak posted:

It's also quite possible they want to give the appearance of having lots of irregulars ready to fight the Russians tooth and nail over every street corner in the citites.

yea it's really important that we're not getting any numbers of people actually DOING this aside from small scale 'this granny said russia can eat a dick!!!! OWNED PUTIN????' poo poo. They gave away a poo poo ton of guns and have made some sweeping things but I really hope this is just posturing and trying to make things seem like they're bigger than they are.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

vyelkin posted:

it inspires a lot of confidence in their military capabilities when their plan to defend the capital is "hey everybody here's how to make a molotov cocktail"

particularly since the Russian army has had zero issues pushing over volkssturm in the past

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

vyelkin posted:

it inspires a lot of confidence in their military capabilities when their plan to defend the capital is "hey everybody here's how to make a molotov cocktail"

Yeah the whole arming untrained civilians as stop gap measure screams desperation for a how bad the military situation got in just a few days of fighting

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Mantis42 posted:

imagine how epic the sabaton song about the ghost will be
lmao

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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Raskolnikov38 posted:

particularly since the Russian army has had zero issues pushing over volkssturm in the past

watching how the Russians fought both Chechen Wars and thinking "hmmm yeah the best way to save Ukrainian lives is to give the impression that all three million civilians in Kyiv might have a molotov cocktail and an AK under their bed"

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